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How Sexy Is Comedian's Apartment? Even Herpes Can't Keep Ladies Away
We found out yesterday that a nice apartment goes a long way when trying to have sex with a lady. No discerning metropolitan woman will dare engage in coitus with a gentleman who has less than 15 windows, and having an elevator that opens up into your loft is the same as if you had volunteered at the Boys & Girls club for a decade: it makes you sensitive and sexy. But one man stood out of the group of "multimillionaire financiers" and real estate moguls featured in the Post's story: comedian Jim Norton. Surely there was more to his apartment than fancy windows and a "state of the art kitchen" (besides the semen stains).
35K Settlement in Caliente Cab Restroom Gender Lawsuit
Anyone who’s ever declared, “You couldn’t pay me to eat at Caliente Cab Company” should consider the case of Khadijah Farmer, whose humiliating experience at the West Village tourist trap netted her $35,000 today. While patronizing the restaurant after the Gay Pride parade last year, Farmer was ousted from the ladies room by the bouncer, who interrupted her while she was on the toilet because he thought she was a he.

