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Miracle Whip Wants To Shill Your Relationship For $25K

Miracle Whip Wants To Shill Your Relationship For $25K

There's nothing Americans love more than talking about themselves on YouTube, except maybe eating mayonnaise and things that taste like mayonnaise, and talking about mayonnaise, and mayonnaise more mayonnaise please. Kraft is capitalizing on our obsession with the fluffy white stuff by sponsoring the Miracle Whip "Not for Every Relationship" Contest, which will give $25,000 to a couple who makes a 60-second YouTube video detailing "how a simple spread can hold your relationship together," or "pull you apart." So it'll either be "it's a perfect toe-sucking topping" or a divorce story that ends with: "She got the dog, I got the Miracle Whip." Okay, where's out check? more ›

Don't Eat The Mac 'N Cheese! Kraft Sneaking Vegetables Into Processed Foods

Don't Eat The Mac 'N Cheese! Kraft Sneaking Vegetables Into Processed Foods

Kraft has started sneaking powdered vegetables into their classic macaroni and cheese in an attempt to get kids to eat healthier, company reps announced, a move that has some health advocates riled up. more ›

"Punky Brewster," Mother Of Two, Has A Cooking Blog

"Punky Brewster," Mother Of Two, Has A Cooking Blog

Prepare to have your childhood memories blown (or make others feel old by asking what we're talking about): Soleil Moon Frye, the woman (yes, woman) formerly known as Punky Brewster is back, as the host of a "mommy-centric" video cooking blog called Her Say. Gone are the pigtails of yesteryear, exchanged for glossy long locks and tips on cooking with Kraft products like Jell-O, Chips Ahoy! and Macaroni & Cheese. Oh, how times have changed. more ›

Behold, The First Ted Williams Voiceover Ad

Behold, The First Ted Williams Voiceover Ad

This morning Ted Williams got emotional during his (second) Today show appearance, talking about his first voiceover job since he's been saved from the streets. The job was for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, and will air for the first time on Sunday night, but the company already has it up on the YouTube because they have a very smart marketing department. Watch it below, really puts us in the mood for some cheesy noodles topped with golden brown breadcrumbs. more ›

Kraft Frozen Bagels Will Soon Come with Cream Cheese

Kraft Frozen Bagels Will Soon Come with Cream Cheese

Tired of squandering your mornings laboriously spreading cream cheese on your freshly defrosted bagel? Kraft Foods, Inc. is here to blast you and your breakfast into the 21st century, with their new line of frozen bagels that come pre-filled with cream cheese! more ›

Science Proves Costanza Wrong on Double Dipping

Science Proves Costanza Wrong on Double Dipping

A study to be published later this year in the Journal of Food Safety proves that George Costanza’s cavalier method of double dipping his chip is, in fact, “like putting your whole mouth right in the dip.” For those who may have missed the Seinfeld episode or somehow not seen it reenacted at every party serving dip since it aired in 1993, we’ve posted the scene below. Suffice it to say that Costanza’s preferred dipping style involves dipping his chip in dip, taking a bite, and then going back for more dip with the half-eaten chip. more ›

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