Apparently Greek yogurt—the thicker, tangier cousin to, uh, American yogurt—is all the rage these days, with sales going up by a whopping 2500% over the past six years. Who's driving this dairy-fueled revolution? Why, rich East Coast women, of course!
Greek Yogurt: So Hot Right Now
So Not Uncle Jesse: John Stamos As "Reproductive Abuser" On Law & Order: SVU
We are entirely unashamed to admit to our love of Law & Order: SVU—after all, what other show on network television has seen cameos from a Real Housewife, Mischa Barton and scary corn alike? And the hits just keep coming: Tomorrow night, the man formerly known as Uncle Jesse, John Stamos, will guest as a "reproductive abuser" who pokes holes in condoms to impregnate unwitting women across the city. The horror! We spoke to Stamos and SVU producer Neal Baer about the stint, which we are not-so secretly hoping develops into a mutli-episode arc (though it's sadly not likely).
Bye Bye Birdie Mishap Upstaged by Don Rickles and Bob Saget
Last night the final preview performance of the Broadway revival of Bye Bye Birdie was halted for about 20 minutes when the electronically controlled set failed to clear during a scene change. The curtain fell, and star John Stamos came out to the footlights to stall for time. Fortunately for him, inimitable cut-up Don Rickles was in the audience cracking wise. "I'm too old for this," Rickles shouted from the orchestra section. And as the delay dragged on, Mister Warmth grew increasingly impatient, yelling, "I came here for a night, not a weekend!" Rickles also told that hippie Stamos to get a haircut.
Full House Ban in Full Effect
Should Bob Saget, John Stamos or … that other guy... decide to keep it real by riding the New York City subway, they’ll likely find themselves wondering whatever happened to predictability. That’s right; consider yourselves on notice Danny Tanner, Joey and Uncle Jesse. The Olsen twins are one thing, but our subways are full enough without you and your irreverent hi-jinks, thank you very much. Though we might consider an exception for Stamos if...

