The yuppie goyim are TAKING OVER Crown Heights, turning the once idyllic neighborhood into a wicked G-dless hellhole known among interlopers as "ProCro," a veritable Sodom where they party half-naked on rooftops and corrupt the area youth! So says one local landlord, who has fired off an open letter begging fellow property owners not to rent to these licentious libertines. In a desperate missive titled "Take Back Our Neighborhood," the anonymous landlord writes:
Hasidic Landlord Sick Of "Sun Tanning Goyim" In Crown Heights
Jewish Man Accused Of Phone Calls Urging Jews To "Die And Go To Hell"
The Chelsea man who was arrested last night and accused of making a string of threatening anti-Semitic phone calls has been identified by police as David Haddad, a non-practicing Jew who may have been lashing out at relatives over a failed business venture. The first call Haddad, 56, allegedly made was on December 11th, when investigators say he called an 80-year-old Sheepshead Bay woman and told her, "All Jews should die and go to hell." That woman, by the way, happens to be Haddad's mother.
"Die Jews" And Swastikas Spray Painted On Midwood Buildings
Police are investigating a rash of weekend hate crimes in Midwood, Brooklyn, where swastikas were spray painted on three buildings, along with the words "Die Jews" on a garage door. The garage door vandalism occurred at a private residence located 100 feet away Assemblyman Dov Hikind's home, and the politician says the latest outburst of anti-Semitism has local residents increasingly alarmed. Midwood has one of the largest populations of Holocaust survivors in America, and Hikind says, "You wouldn't believe the comments that I hear. 'Does this mean something? Is this the beginning of something?' I tell them no because this is America."
Anti-Semitic Midwood Vandalism Possibly An Insurance Scam, Not Hate Crime
Last November, vandals torched three cars, tried to burn a fourth, and scrawled anti-semitic graffiti on a nearby van and benches in the heavily Orthodox Jewish section of Midwood. Police still have made no arrests in the arson case, but they say it may have not been the hate crime it was once assumed to be: officials have told community members that they believe the attack was an insurance scam. "From day one, cops didn't believe that it was an anti-Semitic incident because you never see Swastikas and KKK signs together," one source told the Post.
Sex Story In Orthodox Jewish College Paper Divides Yeshiva University
Yeshiva University, the Orthodox Jewish college in Manhattan with the transgendered professor, is in another uproar because the school's online newspaper, The Beacon, published a personal essay about an unmarried woman's hotel tryst.
Mitt Romney Will Prove He's Kosher To Brooklyn's Orthodox Community Next Month
Mitt "I'm The Only Sane One If You Discount Jon Huntsman" Romney is scheduled to visit Borough Park Brooklyn next month for a sit-down fundraiser with representatives from the Orthodox Jewish community. According to Gestetner Updates, Romney is due to pick up $100K from the visit, well shy of the $400K he earned from a September visit to Queens. Naturally, Bob Turner thinks that Romney is trying to pull a Bob Turner on a national level. "It’s an important recognition of what happened in my race. This is an awakening of a new political force," Turner tells the Post. "The Jewish community is a force to be reckoned with
They went to my side in a very large way.”
Midwood Marches Against Anti-Semitism In Wake Of Hate Crimes
With Friday's burnt cars and anti-Semitic scrawls still fresh in their memory, Midwood community members and politicians took to the streets yesterday to make clear that they won't be standing for such attacks. "I feel wrong if I don't come and do something, it's Jews, you come out, we may not know them but we're all one, we're all together," explained one resident of the heavily Jewish stretch of Ocean Parkway. And while police have still made no arrests in the presumed hate crime, they have high hopes of getting DNA or fingerprints off the myriad bottles and gas containers left at the scene.
Cops Pulling Fingerprints From Beer Bottles At Midwood Hate Crime Scene
Friday morning in Midwood, on the anniversary of the end of Kristallnacht, vandals torched three cars, tried to burn a fourth, and scrawled anti-semitic graffiti on a nearby van and benches. Police are investigating the incident, which took place in the heavily Orthodox Jewish section of Ocean Parkway, as a hate crime. And they are hopeful that beer bottles left at the scene by the perps will yield some results: “We've recovered from the scene 27 empty Corona bottles, so those will be tested for fingerprints as well as DNA,” Brooklyn District Attorney Charles Hynes said.
NYPD Investigating Anti-Semitic Midwood Vandalism As Hate Crime
Yesterday morning in Midwood, on the anniversary of the end of Kristallnacht, vandals torched three cars, tried to burn a fourth, and scrawled anti-semitic graffiti on a nearby van and benches. The attack took place around 5:30 a.m. in the heavily Orthodox Jewish section of Ocean Parkway. The NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force, along with 66th NYPD Police Precinct, are currently investigating the vandalism as a hate crime. “I think it’s a jealousy of wealth, and then the use of anti-Semitism as a way to express that jealousy,” Bobby Tebeli, whose mother’s BMW X5 was burned, told the Post.
Vandals "Celebrate" Kristallnacht By Burning Cars, Scrawling Anti-Semitic Graffiti In Midwood
Residents of Ocean Parkway between Avenues I and J in Midwood woke up to an ugly scene this morning. Last night, sometime before 5:30 a.m. vandals torched three cars on the street, tried to burn a fourth and scrawled anti-semitic graffiti on a nearby van and benches. Making this particularly ugly is that today is the anniversary of the end of Kristallnacht. The 66th NYPD Police Precinct, along with with the NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force, are currently investigating the crimes, which Councilman Dov Hikind (who lives nearby) described to VIN News as "beyond anything of similar anti-semitic graffiti I have seen."
Where To Get Your Sukkah On This Year
If you managed to survive the great Lulav Shortage of 2011 and are ready to shake those etrogs for the Jewish holiday Sukkot, which began this week, here's where to do it:
Does City's Removal Of Yiddish "Move, Woman!" Signs Violate Freedom Of Speech?
Earlier this week, the Parks Department removed 16 controversial signs in the predominantly Orthodox Jewish neighborhood of South Williamsburg because they were screwed into public trees. The Yiddish signs, first reported on Failed Messiah, roughly translated to: "Precious Jewish Daughter: Please move to the side when a man approaches!" Today the Daily News checks in on the neighborhood and finds that some of the locals feel the city is suppressing their civil liberties.
Michele Bachmann Isn't Jewish But She Doesn't Mind If Jews Think So
Possible cyborg and Sarah Palin enemy #1 Michele Bachmann was in New York City yesterday speaking to a small group of Orthodox Jewish leaders. There wasn't a lot of fanfare, because Bachmann "nor her campaign would disclose details about her day in New York." But the bigger story is how Bachmann is milking Mitt "Stormin' Mormon" Romney's campaign donations from Jewish voters, all because some believe Bachmann is "the Jewish candidate." Man, Vern Wuensche must be PISSED right now, and not just because no one knows who Vern Wuensche is!
Delta Under Fire For Partnering With Jew-Banning Saudi Airline
Jewish groups are slamming Delta Airlines for entering into a partnership with Saudi Arabian Airlines, which, like all airlines, must comply with that country's rules about who flies into the Kingdom, and how. Saudi Arabia bans anyone with an Israeli stamp in their passport from entering the country, and it's widely believed that travelers with Jewish-sounding names are also kept out. Women flying into Saudi Arabia must adhere to the dress code and have a male escort waiting for them at the airport, and non-Islamic religious artifacts are not permitted. Of course, some of these nuances were lost in yesterday's sensational headlines about Delta Vs. Jews, with USA Today retracting an inaccurate article claiming that Delta flights traveling to Saudi Arabia would ban Jews.
Gay Porn Star Doesn't Have Hard-On For "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid"
Gay porn star and producer Michael Lucas—who you might remember from such films as Piss!, Men in Stockings, Feet! and Farts!—is once again calling for a boycott of the NYC LGBT Center. Earlier this year the Center was persuaded, in part because of the fuss made by Lucas, to cancel an event for an anti-Israel group called Siege Busters Working Group but now the group has merged with another group, "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid," and gotten space at the Center. And Lucas is livid.
Lars Von Trier Says He's A Nazi, Understands Hitler, Finds Israel A Pain In The Ass (Then Apologizes)
Provocative Danish filmmaker Lars Von Trier usually lets his art house films push people's buttons, but today at the Cannes Film Festival, he decided to push them during a press conference. Von Trier was discussing his new film Melancholia before he said, "I really wanted to be a Jew, and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, because, you know, my family was German, which also gave me some pleasure."
Synagogue Terror Suspect's Mom: "This Was A Set Up"
Yesterday, one of the two men accused of planning an anti-Semitic terror attack against a Manhattan synagogue claimed that he had nothing to do with the plot. In a tearful Riker's Island interview, Mohammad Mamdouh said it was all Ahmed Ferhani's fault, and he was the one who "spoke about guns and blowing things up." But someone's mother begs to differ: Ferhani's mother told the News that Mamdouh's accusation was a lie, and said her son was the victim of entrapment. "This was a set up. They targeted my son because he is a minority," she said.
Synagogue Terror Suspect: Blame The Other Guy, It Wasn't Me!
This week, authorities announced they had arrested two men in connection with an anti-Semitic terrorist plot; Moroccan Mohammad Mamdouh and Algerian Ahmed Serhani, who both lived in Queens, allegedly planned to sell drugs in order to make money to buy grenades and explosives, dress up as Hasidic Jews, and plant a bomb at a Manhattan synagogue. But in a Rikers Island interview with the News, Mamdouh got choked up, and denied he had anything to do with the plot: "[Ferhani] was the one who was talking about all the weapons and everything else. I never spoke about guns and blowing things up, either. That was him. It was all his idea. I had nothing to do with any of it."
Would-Be Terrorists Planned To Dress Up As Jews, Plant Bombs In Synagogues
Yesterday, authorities announced they had arrested two men in connection with a terrorist plot to attack a Manhattan synagogue, and now they've revealed more details about the Anti-Semitic plans of the would-be terrorists. "Make no mistake about what [they] wanted to do: get guns, get explosives, blow up synagogues and kill Jews...[Ferhani] was committed to violent jihad and his plans became bigger and more violent with each passing week," said Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr.
"Intactivist" Group Trying To Nip Circumcision In The Bud
Intactivism is the belief in the right of baby boys to keep their foreskins intact, and there's a movement to legally ban circumcision. After introducing legislation last year, a San Francisco-based group of intactivists opposing male circumcision has collected enough signatures for a ballot initiative next November on whether to bar the practice in the city. "It's excruciatingly painful and permanently damaging surgery that's forced on men when they're at their weakest and most vulnerable," said Lloyd Schofield, one of the chief opponents.
NYPD Ticket Blitz "Ruined" Passover In Williamsburg
The fuming over the NYPD's Wednesday ticketing blitz in Williamsburg, despite it being the second day of Passover, continues. The ticketing was especially galling to the community, as just the week before Jewish leaders, the police and local pols had sat down to break bread and pat each other on the back. One community leader, Isaac Abraham, complained to the Post, "We have a lot of respect for the Police Department, but we're looking for just a little sensitivity."
Porn Producer's Party Pooper at Pro-Palestine Protest Party!
Next Saturday night there was supposed to be a raging "Party to End Apartheid!" for Israeli Apartheid Week at the NYC LGBT Center, where the group Siege Busters Working Group meets regularly. (Emily Henochowicz, the Cooper Union student who lost an eye while protesting in Israel last summer, is a member.) There was going to be "DJ sets, guest performances, and great company" from 8 p.m. to midnight. But then along came gay porn producer Michael Lucas, an Israeli-American whom you may recall from such hits as Shameless Hole and Piss Gods, to pour hot oil all over the plan.
Diane Von Furstenberg: Chinese Are Unruly, Like The Jews
From Daily Intel, a quote from fashion designer and icon (and CFDA president) Diane von Furstenberg during a 92nd St. Y talk: "The Chinese people are very individual. I mean, they are not like the Japanese that are obedient. They're very — they're like Jews, really, except that there is a lot more of them. And you know, I mean, try to think of governing a billion and a half Jews." Related: Last January, DVF decided, "My New Year’s resolution was to get known in China."
Hate Crime Suspected in Hasidic Beating in Williamsburg
A 26-year-old father of four was savagely beaten by three thugs on Thanksgiving in Williamsburg, and police are investigating the assault as a hate crime. Joel Weinberger, an Orthodox Jewish man, suffered a broken leg and his jaw has been wired shut after the beating, which took place around 7:30 p.m. after he left a Yeshiva on Harrison Avenue. Community activist Isaac Abraham says he thinks it's obvious the assault was a hate crime, because Weinberger voluntarily offered his assailants his wallet, and they stomped him anyway.
Want a Jewish Mother to Nag You? There's an App for That
Amy Borkowsky, a former advertising executive-turned comedian, has found a way to cash in memorialize her humorously overprotective mother, who died in 2003 after a lifetime devoted to her daughter's safety and well-being. For almost a decade, Borkowsky has been selling CD compilations of her mom's answering machine messages, which include such sage advice as: "You know the red terry robe you wore when I came to visit? It's like a ruby red with a belt? If you take out the garbage, you may want to put on something else, because my friend Eileen's grandson said that red is a gang color." Now iPhone users can have such universal life-lessons at their fingertips! Listen:
Jews Worried About Their Mail After Mail Bomb Plot
After last week's apparent terror plot involving explosives-filled packages being shipped via UPS and FedEx to Chicago synagogues (officials believe the explosives were meant to detonate mid-air), Jews in New York City are worried all over again. State Assemblyman Dov Hikind told WCBS 2, "When something like this happens, it’s an awakening call to all of us saying the threat of radical Islam is not over, and will not be over, and we’ve got to be on alert all the time."
Rick Sanchez Calls Jon Stewart "A Real Mensch"
Yes, Rick Sanchez was on Good Morning, America yesterday, giving his first post-"Jon Stewart is a bigot" interview to George Stephanopoulos. But Sanchez, who posited that Jews controlled the media in a controversial radio interview that was followed by his firing from CNN, later trotted out some Yiddish during an interview with Inside Edition's Deborah Norville. He revealed that during his apology to Stewart, he tried to apologize multiple times, but Stewart told him "enough." Sanchez said, "That guy is a real mensch."
Cuomo, Paladino Woo The Jews
Both Carl Paladino and Andrew Cuomo took time out of their frantic gubernatorial schedules this week to meet with Jewish leaders in Brooklyn to kiss some rings and try to scrum up some votes. Paladino, who called himself "unintimidatable" during his meeting, was introduced by Rabbi Yehuda Levin, who defended Paladino's comments against "baby killing" Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver, and thinks by "spiritual perspective" that Paladino will be governor: "...our values are too important to be left to the left-leaning losers of the Orthodox community who are selling our heritage and our Godly values for a bunch of lentils, scheckles and pottage. No more. Carl Paladino is the arising of a new era."
CNN Fires Rick Sanchez After Remarks On Jews, Jon Stewart
CNN Anchor Rick Sanchez was fired yesterday by the cable news channel after his ranty remarks during a Sirius XM interivew where he called Jon Stewart a bigot, offered that Jews control the media, and said his bosses discriminated against him because he was Hispanic and were leaving jobs for "the high-profile white guys." CNN said, "Rick Sanchez is no longer with the company. We thank Rick for his years of service and we wish him well,"
It's Almost Yom Kippur, Have You Taken Your Caffeine Suppository?
Beginning tonight at sundown is Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year for Jews. It is the Day of Atonement, marked by reflection, praying and fasting. And while Paul Krugman is blasting Heart to get in the mood, others are rushing to their local pharmacies to procure their sacred caffeine suppositories.

