Everyone's favorite Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/Hoboken resident Tim Tebow is back in the news today thanks to the dog formerly known as Bronco—despite the fact that Yankees fans hate him, it turns out Tebow is a big enough Yankees fan and NY-lover to rename his dog "Bronx." more ›

The only thing we know about tonight's NFL Draft is that Andrew Luck will be the first pick. Beyond that, things get really murky. Maybe the Jets will go for defense in Round 1, while the Giants focus on offense. We can probably assume the Jets won't take a QB, but you never know. more ›

The Jets held the first round of auditions yesterday to make their cheerleading squad, the 40-woman Jets Flight Crew. About 300 women showed up in sports bras and spandex—but the talk of the day was of everyone's favorite Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/Hoboken resident Tim Tebow. “I’m a Tebow fan all the way!” Alicia Green, who dropped to one knee and "Tebowed," told the Post. “Yeah, he’s hot, and isn’t he a virgin still? That’s hot!” more ›

Everyone's favorite Jets backup quarterback/meme generator Tim Tebow has found a place to live! Mark Sanchez's favorite exercise program has signed a lease deal to rent a two-bedroom apartment in Hoboken—just down the block from Giants QB and SNL host Eli Manning. Sanchez must feel like he dodged a holy bullet. more ›

The NHL is in the middle of its playoffs, the NBA is two weeks away from their playoffs, MLB has just started up again, and MLS...exists—yet here we are, already salivating over new information about the fall NFL season after the league released the full 2012 schedule last night. For the Super Bowl champion Giants, it's going to be a long, hard season defending their trophy. But the Tim Tebow Sweepstakes champion Jets can look forward to one of the easier schedules in the league—as well as the primetime spot on Thanksgiving. more ›

Fine, Antonio Cromartie: You're officially the most virile man in the NFL (that we know of!). After news that a TV production company was interested in developing a show around the NY Jet and his 10 children by eight different woman, now his wife has Tweeted a picture fo a sonogram with the words, "Identical twins run in my Family." Which would make these number #11 and #12 on Cromartie's home team. more ›

Everyone's favorite Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/holy light Tim Tebow made his hotly anticipated appearance in Texas at the Evangelical "Super Bowl" today. According to AP, the event had "the feeling of a rock concert," with hundreds of school buses bringing people to Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas—even Elmo was spotted there Tebowing! "In Christianity, it's the Pope and Tebow right now," pastor Joe Champion said. "We didn't have enough room to handle the Pope." more ›

Fresh off his first authentic NYC lap dance offer and a quick mani/pedi, newest Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/holy light Tim Tebow will deliver the Easter sermon at a Texas church on Sunday. And more than 30,000 are expected to turn out to watch Tebow preach at the World Series of Jesus Christ Super Bowls: “Obviously, it’s our Super Bowl,” said Joe Champion, pastor at the Celebration Church. “Easter is the resurrection of Christ, which we celebrate in our faith.” more ›

TMZ spotted new Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/Carnegie Deli sandwich Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in Hollywood this week—they even snagged a picture of Tebow in the chair at MB Nails in West Hollywood. So it seems Tebow really does understand the way to coach Rex Ryan's heart—so don't be surprised if Tebow suddenly shows up to the team's first practice with a ridiculously ugly leg tattoo. more ›

Jets backup quarterback/"All-American' sandwich Tim Tebow hasn't had any time to turn water into Gatorade because he has been getting acclimated to his new surroundings: Tebow visited Broadway last night to see "Wicked," and yea, it was really good: “It was really good," he told the News after the show. Tebow does Broadway? Poor, poor Mark Sanchez: first Tebow wants his job, then Tebow wants his housing community...can't he just let him have his showtunes?? more ›

Here we were, all worried that Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/sandwich Tim Tebow would have trouble acclimating to the foul-mouthed heathen culture of the Tri-State area, and it turns out we had nothing to be nervous about: according to the Times, Tebow's ancestors were actually FROM New Jersey! Let's be specific: Tebow appears to be the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of a man from Hackensack. more ›

Despite plenty of people hating his guts terrible throwing arm, a lot of New York is doing whatever it can to make the newest, holiest Jets quarterback/meme generator feel right at home. Jockey has put up a digital billboard welcoming Tim Tebow on the New Jersey side of the Lincoln Tunnel, and Carnegie Deli will unveil a new "Jetbow" sandwich on Monday. Hmm, we wonder which current starting Jets quarterback has never been given his own sandwich at Carnegie... more ›

The Tim Tebow trade hit yet another snag—though at least this time it won't warrant any intense prayer sessions. Because of a procedural issue, Tebow is required to sign a rewritten contract with the Denver Broncos on Friday and remain on Denver's salary cap until Saturday afternoon. This of course just gives him more time to plot his Jets ascendence: sources tell the Daily News that Tebow actually did push to come to NY over Jacksonville. And that's because he sees a clear path to resuming his career as a starter. more ›

Twenty-four year old virgin and meme generator Tim Tebow has been part of the NY Jets for less than a day, but his presence has already divided the entire nation. Despite initial reports that he was less than enthusiastic about representing our fair Gomorrah in the holy game of brain concussion ball, Tebow said yesterday that he thinks NYC is "a great market; a great city." Sure, it might be a great city that hates his guts—but that doesn't mean that Tebow can't win us all over one Jesus-propelled football throw at a time. “Tim Tebow can be the king,” marketing expert Ronn Torossian, the CEO and president of 5W Public Relations, told the Daily News. “There is no bigger place to shine than in New York City and I think the Tebow brand is one that transcends sports. I think the guy can get unlimited sponsorships in New York City.” more ›

Ultra-religious young quarterback/meme generator/metaphor Tim Tebow was supposed to have been traded from the Denver Broncos to the Jets yesterday around noon—but the lord giveth and the lord taketh, and due to "contract language," the trade was in jeopardy for much of the day. Repentant New Yorkers who initially balked the trade were left in limbo, forced to consider whether they really want Tebow—an undoubtedly polarizing figure who would change the entire makeup of the Jets offense, and possibly, culture—to come or not. All that's in the past now, because a deal was hammered out last night: Tebow is coming to NYC. But we're not sure if the Jets really are ready for Tebowmania: “We understand the popularity of any backup QB and this one is more unique than others,” GM Mike Tannenbaum said very understatedly. more ›

Whoa whoa whoa: it seems the NY Post may have been a tad hasty in giving the entire state of New Jersey over to Tim Tebow. The ink isn't close to drying yet on this Tebow-to-Jets trade, and it may have just hit a major snag: the Broncos and Jets have encountered a hang-up in the language in Tebow's contract that could nullify the trade, a Broncos source told ESPN. Is the hang-up that Mark Sanchez has been sending him threatening text messages all afternoon? more ›

Tim Tebow was traded from the Denver Broncos to the Jets for two draft picks today. Or as Sara Schaefer put it, Tebow was traded for his sins today to New York, "the mother of prostitutes and earth's abonimations, so the Lord might testeth him." Truly the Jets must be blessed to have not one, but two thoroughly mediocre quarterbacks! We can't wait to see what happens: will Rex Ryan give him a new goofy nickname? When will David Brooks write about how he's the first religious athlete ever? And will Tebow kneel before Zod? But it seems a lot of people don't share our enthusiasm—including some of the Jets team. more ›

According to multiple sources, the Jets have traded a draft pick to acquire ultra-religious young quarterback/meme generator/metaphor Tim Tebow from the Denver Broncos. According to USA Today, the Jets are getting Tebow and the Broncos' seventh-round pick for a fourth- and sixth-round choice. And that sound you can hear in the far-off distance is Mark Sanchez weeping. more ›

Now that future Hall Of Fame quarterback Peyton Manning has agreed to terms with the Denver Broncos, the football world has focused its attention on where ultra-religious young quarterback/meme generator/metaphor Tim Tebow might end up. And according to multiple reports, the Jets have a sincere and "real" interest in trading for him. For current QB Mark Sanchez, the news that his team is STILL exploring their options even after they gave him a three-year extension must be sadder than when he learned "In The Heights" had closed. more ›

Is it really a coincidence that the Jets decided to sign a huge contract extension with Mark Sanchez on the same day Mayor Bloomberg revealed his eternal devotion to the Broadway-loving quarterback? Yes, it probably is—but is it really a coincidence that the Jets decided to put all their eggs in the Sanchize basket on the same day that ESPN says it became apparent that Peyton Manning "had no intention of signing with the Jets?" more ›

For Bloomberg, this isn't as much about Peyton Manning as it is about Mark Sanchez: “I think it’d be a great story for the press, Manning versus Manning, both playing in New York. But keep in mind the Jets have a young quarterback in Mark Sanchez, and he nearly led his team to the Super Bowl twice. So you know, let’s not dismiss [him]. He's sitting there." more ›