While Coach Mike Woodson has said that Jeremy Lin is "absolutely" going to be a Knick next season, Lin has been slightly more cagey about what might come next for him: "Personally, I think it would be great if I come back. But crazy things happen and I don’t really know what’s going to happen.” Now, there are reports that the Nets would love to steal Lin from the Knicks and transplant Linsanity to Brooklyn. At least that means he won't have to break up his new Entourage just yet.
Could The Brooklyn Nets Snag Jeremy Lin From The Knicks?
NY Post: Jeremy Lin Has Been Corrupted By Models And Booze!
It was only three months ago that Knicks star Jeremy Lin was avoiding paparazzi and eager female fans at downtown club Avenue—Linsanity was fully underway when reports came out of him shunning champagne for Bud Light, leaving the club by the relatively modest hour of 2 a.m. The NY Post is sad to break the news, but that Lin is gone now—and all that is left is a party-hardy husk of swishing, dishing, and tipsy flirting.
Jeremy Lin Likely Out For Game 4, But At Least He Has A Fruit Roll-Ups Jersey
Last night was perhaps the cruelest playoff loss yet for the Knicks in this series against the Miami Heat: while game 1 was a blowout and game 2 was just glass-smashing, the Heat actually played really badly for a large amount of Thursday night at the Garden. LeBron James seemed to be doing everything he could in the first three quarters to give this one to the Knicks, yet they couldn't quite keep their first half momentum going, resulting in a thoroughly depressing 87-70 loss. Between their looming sweep and his lingering injuries, it's practically a certainty that Jeremy Lin won't risk more injury by playing in Game 4 on Sunday. But there is something he can do for the team: invite them over to binge eat his jersey made entirely of fruit-roll ups.
Knicks Hit New Low In Opening Playoff Game Against Heat
Well, that's one way to start a playoff series: the Knicks got utterly destroyed in game one of their playoff series against the Miami Heat yesterday afternoon. After a well-played first quarter, the game was never close again—the 100-67 final score doesn't even give you an idea of how pathetic it was. So all that confidence was definitely not justified. NY Times reporter Michael Powell has an idea of how they can win game two though: "Sign Ewing, page Oakley at car wash, ask Starks if he is still limber..."
Are The Knicks Absurdly Confident Or Justifiably Confident They Can Beat Miami?
Why is Stoudemire in particular so confident in the team? He thinks they have more depth than Miami: depth. “Our bench has been phenomenal for us all season long," he told the Post. "We’re a much better defensive team than we were before. We have so many threats offensively to match their offensive threats. So it’s pretty much even as far as our startling lineup and I think our second unit is a little bit stronger.’’
Lincapacitated: Jeremy Lin Has "Successful Surgery," Keeps The Faith
Jeremy Lin posted a photograph of himself after his arthroscopic surgery—Lin Recovery—on Facebook, "Praise God for a successful surgery! Now on the road to recovery! Lets gooo. Much love to all the fans for your support and kind words."
Lincredibly Linconsiderate: Knicks Admitted Lin's Injury After Playoff Ticket Deadline
When the Linsanity stopped on Saturday, with the Knicks' announcement that Jeremy Lin would be out for the rest of the season due to a knee injury, it seemed obvious to some observers that there were issues with Lin's knee, but the Knicks just weren't talking about it. Now, the Daily News suggests that the Knicks were holding back the Linfinitely disappointing news so they could sell playoff tickets to season ticket holders.
Linsult To Linjury: Do The Knicks Have Any Playoff Hopes Without Jeremy Lin?
Only a week after Linsanity rose from the dead as the Knicks put together a winning streak under new coach Mike Woodson, Jeremy Lin made the depressing announcement that he would need knee surgery to "repair a partially torn meniscus in his left knee." Following his sobering press conference (which you can watch below), Lin tweeted optimistically: "Thx for all the love! Ill return from this surgery stronger/better than before and hopefully in time for the playoffs! Ecclesiastes 3:1&11." But can the Knicks make the playoffs—let alone make any sort of playoff run—without him?
Linterrupted: Jeremy Lin Out For Rest Of Season With Knee Injury
The Linsanity has come to an end, at least for this season: Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin will undergo knee surgery to "repair a partially torn meniscus in his left knee." Time to blame Sports Illustrated, RIGHT?
Video: Hobbled Knicks Talk About "Beautiful" Bipolar Season
The Knicks are back at .500, and have a firm hold on the 8th playoff seed as they head into the final stretch of their shortened season. Despite the fact they've gone 7-1 since Mike Woodson took over for Mike D'Antoni after his surprise resignation, the team is ailing right now: Jeremy Lin, Carmelo Anthony and Amare Stoudemire have all been nursing wounds the past week. Today, the Knicks got some decent news about Stoudemire at least: the bulging disk in his lower back isn't as bad as doctors first thought, and he'll only be out 2-4 weeks. Maybe with this little break, he can finally have some time to brainstorm some ideas for his hebrew school.
Jeremy Lin Meets Guy Who Wrote Racist ESPN Headline
When Linsanity was at fever pitch, an unfortunate headline appeared on ESPN's mobile site to describe the Knicks' February 17 loss to the Hornets: "Chink in the Armor." The ESPN.com employee behind the headline was fired. Now, Lin has met the writer, according to Newsday.
Linsanity Is NOT Dead, NY Times Declares
Over the past week and a half, Knicks fans may have found themselves suddenly suffering from winning and grinning, sagacity with dishing, and reverse off the glass zigzagging—all symptoms of the phenomenon known as Linsanity. Despite reports to the contrary, it turns out that Linsanity is alive and well, as the NY Times declares today. But wait, wasn't it the NY Times who declared Linsanity dead and done less than a month ago?
Jeremy Lin's Lawyers Move To Weed Out Linsanity Pot
Linsanity may have given way to Timsanity at this point, but Knicks breakout point guard Jeremy Lin has been playing very well lately on the court as the Knicks have gone on a five-game win streak—and he's still getting plenty of endorsement deals off the court, including Volvo and Coke. Now, he's also making sure to wrest control of his name back from the various moochers who have re-appropriated it. To that end, Lin's legal team has sent a series of cease-and-desist letters to medical marijuana dispensaries who are selling the "Linsanity" brand pot.
Can Tim Tebow Make Evangelical Christianity Popular In NYC?
Twenty-four year old virgin and meme generator Tim Tebow has been part of the NY Jets for less than a day, but his presence has already divided the entire nation. Despite initial reports that he was less than enthusiastic about representing our fair Gomorrah in the holy game of brain concussion ball, Tebow said yesterday that he thinks NYC is "a great market; a great city." Sure, it might be a great city that hates his guts—but that doesn't mean that Tebow can't win us all over one Jesus-propelled football throw at a time. “Tim Tebow can be the king,” marketing expert Ronn Torossian, the CEO and president of 5W Public Relations, told the Daily News. “There is no bigger place to shine than in New York City and I think the Tebow brand is one that transcends sports. I think the guy can get unlimited sponsorships in New York City.”
Video: Jeremy Lin Is "Elegant And Understated" (Like Volvo)
Yesterday, automaker Volvo announced that Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin would become its new brand ambassador, calling his endorsement deal a "significant moment in Volvo's history." Marketing efforts around Lin, the 23-year-old undrafted Harvard graduate whose elevation to Knicks starter has become an international phenomenon, will focus on China, U.S. and Chinese-language markets. Volvo executives noted, "The Volvo brand designed around with sportsmanship and intelligence," and they are "more youthful, active and dynamic" and the "most progressive luxury car"... "Jeremy Lin embodies a lot of shared values," like being "smart and nimble, driven and focused... elegant and understated."
Linsanity Abroad: Jeremy Lin Will Endorse Volvo Around The World
Volvo has announced that it has signed Jeremy Lin to an endorsement deal to "help in the marketing efforts of Volvo in several international markets and help establish the brand with younger and performance-oriented customers." Thank goodness Baron Davis is injured!
Linsanity Is Dead, Long Live Carmelodrama!
It was only 40 days ago that a long-overlooked Asian-American point guard from Harvard tore through the Nets, briefly giving hope to long-beleaguered Knicks fans while capturing the hearts of basketball fans across the globe with his swishing and dishing. And now, with the Knicks back in free fall and Mike D'Antoni gone, the local papers have all declared Linsanity officially over. And judging by how new coach Mike Woodson plans on running his offense, things don't look too bright for Jeremy Lin: “Woody’s inclination would not be to play him,” a person who has worked with Woodson told the Times.
Should The Knicks Trade Carmelo Anthony Already?
Here's the breakdown of the last month and a half for the Knicks: the team was 7-1 without star Carmelo Anthony last month, and have now lost 8 of 10 since he's returned from a groin injury. As has been stated again and again the last few weeks, you can't blame the team's dysfunction solely on Melo—but then again, a definite rift has formed according to the Times: "The Knicks are not a unified team. On one side is Anthony. On the other is everyone else."
Reefer Linsanity: Jeremy Lin Now Comes In Marijuana Form
Things have not been very good for Jeremy Lin and the Knicks since coming back from the All-Star Break—it's gotten to the point that USA Today and Christian Post are saying Linsanity is over. Well not so for some entrepreneurial marijuana peddlers in LA, who have concocted a Linsanity strain of pot. And it's Rick Ross-approved!
Chinatown's Restaurant Week Starts Friday, Brought To You By Madison Square Garden
Although soup dumpling season is pretty much over, Chinatown's restaurant week begins this Friday. It's nothing like the regular restaurant week, since there will only be 17 restaurants to chose from—if you eat out twice a day starting from March 9th onwards, you can hit them all! There's an easy-to-read list of the participating joints posted at Fork in the Road.
Finally: A Jeremy Lin Action Figure, For Just $2,500!
How long does it take to go from benchwarmer to action figure? About a month, apparently. Which is to say, if you've been looking for that perfect gift for the fair weather Knicks fan in your life and have a few extra grand burning a hole in your pocket...have we found the item for you.
Video: President Obama Knew About Jeremy Lin Way Before You Did
Obama sat down with Bill Simmons to talk about sports—and of course he discussed Jeremy Lin, and how he was ahead of the curve: "I knew about Jeremy before you did, or anyone else did."
All The Lin That's Fit To Print: A Tribute To Lin In The LES
Since converting our URL to Linthamist.com three weeks ago, we've found that sometimes there's just too much good Jeremy Lin news than can be fit into one day. Thus, we're proud to bring you our end-of-the-day Lin wrap-up linkstravaganza:
UnderWHERE: Jeremy Lin's "Lintimates" Vanish From eBay
Like a butterfly landing on the tip of your nose, the moment to catch a pair of boxer briefs allegedly worn by Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin was fleeting. With an opening bid of $1,000, one incredulous eBay seller was hoping to cash in on the recent spate of Lin-sanity sweeping the nation, offering up a pair of Lin's boxer briefs from his Harvard days.
All The Lin That's Fit To Print: Jeremy Lin Is Untouchable
Since converting our URL to Linthamist.com three weeks ago, we've found that sometimes there's just too much good Jeremy Lin news than can be fit into one day. Thus, we're proud to bring you our end-of-the-day Lin wrap-up linkstravaganza:
Ben & Jerry's Apologizes For "Lin-Sanity" Fortune Cookie Flavor
In a rush to stamp their brand on the Zeitgeist, Ben & Jerry's released a new frozen yogurt flavor last week in honor of rising Knicks star (and Harvard grad) Jeremy Lin. The limited edition "Taste The Lin-Sanity" flavor was only sold for a few days in their Harvard Square location before controversy arose over the inclusion of "fortune cookie pieces." After initially replacing the first batches, the company has now formally and directly apologized: "We offer a heartfelt apology if anyone was offended by our handmade Lin-Sanity flavor," they said in a statement.
All The Lin That's Fit To Print: All-Star Weekend's All About Lin
Since converting our URL to Linthamist.com three weeks ago, we've found that sometimes there's just too much good Jeremy Lin news than can be fit into one day. Thus, we're proud to bring you our end-of-the-day Lin wrap-up linkstravaganza:
All The Lin That's Fit To Print: Dr. Ruth's Jeremy Lin-Inspired Sex Advice
Since converting our URL to Linthamist.com nearly three weeks ago, we've found that sometimes there's just too much good Jeremy Lin news than can be fit into one day. Thus, we're proud to bring you our end-of-the-day Lin wrap-up linkstravaganza:
Video: Jimmy Fallon Pays Grunge Tribute To "Jeremy (Linsanity)"
Jeremy Lin is bound to be bummed out after last night's loss—thankfully, he can console himself with music that was created expressly to soothe such sadgasms: grunge! Watch Jimmy Fallon's Lin-by-way-of-Pearl Jam tribute below.
Ben & Jerry's Launches "Lin-Sanity" Ice Cream, Immediately Removes "Fortune Cookie Pieces"
Never one to sit on the sidelines, Ben & Jerry's grabbed the zeitgeist by the horns and launched a limited edition "Taste The Lin-Sanity" flavored ice cream last week in honor of rising Knicks star Jeremy Lin. And of course, controversy followed almost immediately: days after selling the flavor at its Harvard Square location, they had to replace the first batches of it that included "fortune cookie pieces" in it. "There seemed to be a bit of an initial backlash about it, but we obviously weren't looking to offend anybody and the majority of the feedback about it has been positive," Ryan Midden, Ben & Jerry's general manager for Boston and Cambridge, told Boston.com.

