Last week, Jason Itzler, the infamous and self-proclaimed "King of All Pimps," was in court to plead not guilty to charges of selling cocaine, promoting prostitution and laundering money, before his pants fell to his ankles and he shuffled out of court. Yesterday, he told the judge that his arrest was part of a huge conspiracy involving an Achy, Breaky singer and a billionaire mayor, "Billy Ray Cyrus is best friends with Mayor Bloomberg. Bloomberg has a tendency to cover things up."
King Of All Pimps: Billy Ray Cyrus Is BFF With Mayor Bloomberg
"King Of All Pimps" Becomes Court Jester When Pants Fall Down While Being Taken Into Custody
Jason Itzler has called himself the "King of all Pimps," a nod to running a pricey escort ring (he even employed Ashley Dupre, who would later go onto to "escort" Governor Spitzer). But he pleaded not guilty to selling cocaine, promoting prostitution and laundering money in court yesterday. And to top things off, the Daily News reports, "Court officials were inquiring about the availability of a court-appointed lawyer as Itzler was being escorted to a side room, his hands cuffed behind his back. His jeans - which he was wearing sans belt for security reasons - suddenly slipped down to his ankles - forcing him to duck-walk off stage."
Super Expensive Hooker Pleads Guilty To Money Laundering
Some of you may remember Natalie McLennan when she posed on the cover of New York magazine—under the name "Natalia McLennan"—as New York's #1 escort who charged $2,000 an hour while working for "King of All Pimps" Jason Itzler. Now, five years later, McLennan has pleaded guilty to money laundering for her involvement in the NY Confidential prostitution ring and was sentenced to time served. And, as she left the courthouse, when a reporter suggested her current life was probably boring, she said, "That's what you think."
#1 Hooker Talks About Client 9's Hooker
Natalie McLennan, the high-class escort once profiled in New York magazine as the "$2,000 an-Hour Woman," has a new book coming out about her escapades (The Price: My Rise and Fall As Natalia, New York's #1 Escort), and the Post has excerpts mentioning a notable figure: Ashley Dupre, also known as Kristen, the hooker that former Governor Eliot Spitzer had a fling with. McLennan and Dupre both worked for Jason "King of All Pimps" Itzler; McLennan recalled their work together, "Ashley and I were amazing together. She wasn't skinny at all, you'd never feel like you could break her, but she didn't have any fat on her body. The only thing I didn't love were her breasts. She had implants, and I didn't think they were the greatest. She told me she got them when she was 16."

