What's more adorable than James Franco and a baby chimp? On Sunday the actor (or whatever) was at the Toronto International Film Festival when he spotted 13-year-old Macy Armstrong's homecrafted fan art, clutched tightly in her hands. Franco reportedly interrupted the proceedings to talk to his fan (who runs the Tumblr James Franco Forever), and ended up buying her pieces.
James Franco Bought Three Portraits Of James Franco
Blood-Soaked James Franco Returns To Soap Operas
In June James Franco said he would be "very, very sad" if soap operas died (though they'd probably just go into a coma for a few years and return unexpectedly?). Then in July it was announced that Franco would make a return to General Hospital—doing his part to save the dying genre! But then (dun dun dun) Franco claimed he was too busy for the soap. So how do you explain this newly released photo of Franco on the set of the show? It's our first definitive look at a real member of the James Franco Clone Army! Bleeding, just like a real boy.
Only Serious Students Allowed In Professor Franco's Classroom
The James Franco clone that has taken on professor duties has officially been powered up. While other Francos will continue studying at colleges and acting and being an artist and attending to a fairly frequent Francodefiling habit, the professor will be molding young minds at both NYU and PS 1. So how do you get in on the action? You most likely don't.
James Franco Actually Too Busy For General Hospital Return
When it was announced that James Franco would be returning to reprise his role as Robert "Franco" Frank on General Hospital, filming weeks of scenes in just a few days, we raised the possibility of an army of James Franco clones. Now it turns out that this clone army may be a dream deferred, because Franco says he won't be heading to Port Charles after all.
James Franco Returns To General Hospital With A "Hopelessly Mad Crush On Beefy Hit Man"
General Hospital, one of the last remaining soap operas on the air, just got an extended lease on life by bringing James Franco back to their daytime drama fold. TV Guide reports that he'll be back for a fourth time starting on September 20th, for a long term story arc. They note that he can shoot weeks worth of scenes in just a couple of days because he is... James Franco, or one of the clones in an army of James Franco clones that we refuse to believe doesn't exist. (We heard he had a collegiate degree in cloning.) This will eventually be revealed in one of the 45 biopics James Franco is producing about his own life, covering the clone army era (present day), which is just one small part of his life, for now.

