Amy Borkowsky, a former advertising executive-turned comedian, has found a way to cash in memorialize her humorously overprotective mother, who died in 2003 after a lifetime devoted to her daughter's safety and well-being. For almost a decade, Borkowsky has been selling CD compilations of her mom's answering machine messages, which include such sage advice as: "You know the red terry robe you wore when I came to visit? It's like a ruby red with a belt? If you take out the garbage, you may want to put on something else, because my friend Eileen's grandson said that red is a gang color." Now iPhone users can have such universal life-lessons at their fingertips! Listen: more ›

In case you haven't heard, everyone's beating up on Pepsi for releasing an iPhone application called "Amp Up Before You Score," which promotes their Amp energy drink while offering advice on how to "score" with 24 types of women. That's a lot of types, bro! Are you douchey enough to "score" with each one? This video shows you how: more ›