TMZ spotted new Jets backup quarterback/meme generator/Carnegie Deli sandwich Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in Hollywood this week—they even snagged a picture of Tebow in the chair at MB Nails in West Hollywood. So it seems Tebow really does understand the way to coach Rex Ryan's heart—so don't be surprised if Tebow suddenly shows up to the team's first practice with a ridiculously ugly leg tattoo.
Tim Tebow Gets Mani/Pedi...But Does He Have Pretty Feet?
Victory Feet: The Foam Appendage Jets Fans Deserve
So, it is a little late to order one of these before tonight's very important game, but that doesn't make it any less kicking. Some enterprising entrepreneur has gone and tweaked the inescapable sports icon, the foam finger, to honor our local team's toe-loving coach. Yes, people, the Victory Foot has arrived.
Jets Fever, Covered: NY Post Put Pretty Feet On Front Page
OMG OMG OMG: Today, the most important game since Super Bowl III will be played today at 4:30 p.m. at Gillette Stadium. The New York Jets are facing off against the New England Patriots for a chance to meet the Pittsbrugh Steelers in next week's AFC Championship, and, for the Jets, it's a chance for redemption after an extremely embarrassing 45-3 loss last month. There have been promises. There have been references to feet. There have been politicians jinxing things. So, to ratchet up the excitement even further, the Post and Daily News have Gang Green Fever.
Jets-Patriots Playoff Game Is Also Personal For Rex Ryan
Things are really personal for Jets coach Rex Ryan. First those ihaveprettyfeet videos were a personal matter, then last Saturday's game against the Colts was personal between Ryan and Colt's QB Peyton Manning, and now this Sunday's game against the hated Patriots is also personal. As they say in the news, three's a trend!
Rex Ryan Makes A Really Poor Word Choice
Who's excited about Saturday's Jets-Colts playoff game? Rex Ryan is! About as excited as he gets around his wife's feet. He called the game "personal" because he is sick and tired of losing to Peyton Manning, and told reporters he wants "to put the shoe on the other foot" this time. That's right, they're going to go toe to toe with the Colts, think on their feet and take it one step at a time. And as long as Braylon Edwards keeps up his fancy footwork those Colts are destined for de-feet!
Update: Is ihaveprettyfeet In These "Scandalous" Foot Photos?
We thought everyone agreed that the alleged foot fetish photos/videos of Rex Ryan's wife Michelle were no big deal? Isn't it enough that Rex just thinks his wife is "awesome" ? Now, new photos of a woman who looks a lot like Mrs. Ryan (whose alleged online moniker is "ihaveprettyfeet") have appeared online, and the provocative photos are bound to throw a little more fuel on the foot fetish fire. [ NSFW Update below]
Foot Fetish Fallout Shouldn't Faze The Jets, Ryan
Tuesday night, foot fetish videos of what appear to be the wife of Jets coach Rex Ryan caught the attention of Interwebs. Yesterday Ryan was uncharacteristically somber discussing the "personal matter" at the team's regular press conference (watch the whole thing here or read the transcript if that's your thing). And today the paper's headline writers had their fun: "AGONY OF DE-FEET" screamed the Post, "TROUBLE AFOOT" called out the the sports page of the Daily News (they'd already used "NOW THAT'S FOOT-BALL!" yesterday), "Rex Ryan and Jets Encounter Unusual Distraction" murmured the Times. But most of the teasing, locally, stopped there.
Video: Rex Ryan Says ihaveprettyfeet Is A "Personal Matter"
Jets coach Rex Ryan faced the press ahead of the Sunday game against the Chicago Bears...and in the wake of the ihaveprettyfeet videos, which really seem to be of Ryan's wife Michelle showing off her feet to a feet-loving cameraman who sounds a lot like Ryan himself. And the usually bombastic Ryan was unusually downbeat. When asked about the videos, he said, "You know, obviously I knew these questions were coming and things...This is a personal matter and I'm not gonna discuss." When asked if he could confirm whether it was him and his wife, "This is a personal matter and I hope you can respect the fact that I wish not to discuss it."
Does Rex Ryan's Wife Have Pretty Feet?
Is Rex Ryan's wife Michelle a foot fetishist's fantasy? Maybe! And if not, she's certainly got a doppelganger that is. Videos emerged online last night that show a woman who looks a whole lot like the Jets coach's wife showing off the feet God gave her. Should it make any difference if the wife of a football coach likes to flash her pinky toes? No. Does it make for a fun morning distraction? Certainly!

