Hey ladies, looking for that perfect gift for your man for Valentine's Day? Single men, want to lose yourself in a night of manufactured caresses? Head over to Craigslist where one poster has fallen into a treasure trove of free admittance cards to the Hustler Club in Manhattan. They claim the cards are "left over from an event," and have no expiration date. There are around 500, which means, if you see about five naked ladies upon each visit (is that accurate? We haven't been), you'll be seeing approximately 5,000 boobs once you work your way through the pile. Or something. Math! But you'll see a lot of naked lady parts. Just stay away from those private lap dances, they really add up.
Last Minute Valentine's Day Gift: 500 Free Admission Cards To Hustler Club
Pregnant Waitress Sues Hustler Club, Claims Baby Bump Got Her Fired
"No preggos in the champagne room" is apparently the unofficial motto of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, which is at the center of a new lawsuit from a former server who claims she was fired once her baby bump began to show. Based on our extremely scientific research, Yahoo message board members are divided in opinion about pregnant strippers, though at least one random commenter believes that "Pregnant bodies are beautiful!"
Man Sues Hustler Club For Charging Him Nearly $30,000 One Crazy Night
A man identified in court papers as W. A. Ilg has filed a lawsuit against Larry Flint's Hustler Club after a night of strippers and other stuff he can't remember left him with a $28,109.60 credit card charge. The incident may remind you of another lawsuit filed against the Hustler Club last year, when a Delaware man accused the club of unlawfully charging him more than $21,000 on two credit cards during just 90 minutes in the joint. In that case, the plaintiff claims he was so intoxicated he woke up the next day in Delaware after being driven home by a Hustler Club employee. But isn't that just the kind of personal touch one would expect for $21,000?
Old Man Mobster: 93-Year-Old "Underboss" Indicted
The Daily News suggests that Sonny Franzese, the 93-year-old reputed Colombo underboss, apparently enjoys his work too much to retire. Because Franzese was just indicted for "shaking down the Hustler and Penthouse strip joints.... When the manager at the Penthouse Executive Club refused to comp Franzese's drink bill, he got a lesson in senior-citizen clout. One of the henchmen threatened to throw him down the stairs, 'asking whether he could come up with a way to get rid of the bill before his head hit the ground.'"
Man Suing Strip Club After 90 Minutes Cost Him $21,000
A Delaware man is suing Larry Flynt's Hustler Club after he was charged more than $21,000 on two credit cards during just 90 minutes in the joint. Perhaps the worst part is that Gerard Wall, 39, doesn't even have any precious memories to cherish from the night—he claims that after downing two drinks he was approached by a dancer and offered a private lap dance for $300. After that, it's all a blur, but it seems Wall made it rain hard like the Dylan song. And by the time Wall left the club at 10 p.m. on December 12th, he was so inebriated a club employee had to drive him home.
A-Rod Wild Side, Exposed!
After the Post went for the jugular with its "Stray-Rod" cover, the floodgates of gossip about the Yankees third baseman (and the leading vote-getter for the All-Star Game so far) have opened.

