Besides a desperately needed pee break, Carl Paladino was practically a ghost at Monday night's gubernatorial debate. He stammered and stumped his way through the evening, ignored by the other candidates, and overshadowed in outrageousness by Jimmy McMillan's karate moves. However, one person has got his back: Larry Flynt. “He is a natural pornographer who has a skilled eye for unusual views and acrobatics," he wrote in a press release.
Larry Flynt Offers Paladino Top Job At Hustler
$120 The Going Rate for An Unlicensed Taxi Hell Ride From JFK
Unlicensed cab drivers are charging tourists $120 a pop for a ride from the airports to Manhattan, and Inside Edition is mad as hell about it. In one of their priceless hidden camera exposés, airing tonight at 6 p.m., the show's muckrakers put their lives on the line to show you what you hopefully already knew: shady individuals are preying on people at the airport.
Celebrity Whoring Pays Better Than Spitzer Whoring
Everyone Wants a Piece of Spitzer Call Girl "Kristen"
Likely many a person coming to New York City with a dream, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, also known as Governor Spitzer's February 13 call girl "Kristen," wanted to be famous. But did she want to be infamous enough to be on the cover of the NY Post as a "BAD GIRL"? And how bad can she be, if she has a tattoo of a cross on her right hand? In addition to the photo on the cover of The Post, they have several more photos of the girl who brought Spitzer down.

