Good news for rational people everywhere—those HPV vaccines that some conservative prudes were convinced were going to turn girls into skanks do nothing of the sort, after all! So go out and get your kids—girls and boys—the shots.
HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Girls Into Sluts, After All!
CDC: Boys Should Get HPV Vaccine, Too!
We've known for a while now that girls should get the HPV vaccine (here's why). But little ladies aren't the only ones who ought to be routinely going in for a round of shots: boys age 11 and 12 should be, too. Shot equality for all!
Videos: SNL Tackles HPV Vaccines For Little Girls, Internet Commenters/Trolls
Melissa McCarthy, Emmy winner for Mike and Molly and the scene-stealer of Bridesmaids (who will always be Sookie St. James to us), hosted Saturday Night Live last night. One of the characters she played was an Internet troll named "Da Truf," whose pieces of wisdom include noting that President Obama is our first Nigerian president. Click through for more sketches—there was a brilliant commercial for a doll that gives girls HPV vaccines—or you can see the whole episode below.
Woman Sues Cheating Husband for Giving Her STDs
The Post reports a woman is suing her husband for $25 million, claiming that the sexual transmitted diseases she has now are the result of his indiscretions. Stephanie Lerner says after being infected with "several severe incurable strains of the human papilloma virus," she's had a number of operations and now is in constant pain She says her venture capitalist husband Mark first give her trichomoniasis in 1996 (he admitted to cheating then); when she learned about her HPV in 2005, he apparently "admitted to her and their marriage counselor that he'd continued having unprotected sex with hookers in Asia, as well as with a mistress in New York." He also allegedly said, "I wish you would just die already" when she was ill. The two are reportedly in the middle of a divorce.


