If this video is real, get ready to have a new fear after absorbing all 5 minutes and 51 seconds of it. In short: this guy noticed food missing from his apartment and set up a hidden camera, the footage of which showed a woman living in a lofted storage area and coming out in the middle of the night to raid his fridge and pee in his sink. We sort of want it to be real in the same way we wanted the Blair Witch Project to be real. more ›

Rudy Giuliani certainly has cultivated a loyal friend in the man who once kept him from a life of mayoral couch surfing during his second divorce, newlywed Howard Koeppel. Instead of enjoying a quiet day of breakfast in bed with new hubby Mark Hsiao, Koeppel defended Giuliani's no-show at the 10-person affair, expressing disappointment but assuring that they're still friends. He told the Post, "I understand why he's doing what he's doing. If he decides to run for governor...he's a Republican, and he's taking a Republican stand." Koeppel had recently told the paper that he understood Giuliani opposed gay marriage for religious reasons, but added that the former mayor told him that if it ever became legal in New York, "he would marry us himself." Both sides have expressed that their time living together was nothing but pleasant. Maybe Rudy had read the wikiHow on being a good houseguest, which states, "With certain differences between your lifestyle and your hosts', remember, it should be possible to reach a tolerant arrangement for a comfortable stay." more ›

Rudy Giuliani was not able to make it yesterday to the same-sex wedding of the couple that put him up for six months during his messy divorce from Donna Hanover in 2001—but at least he was gracious enough to have his secretary call on Thursday and let the couple know. Could the no-show have something to do with Rudy's recent public push against gay marriage in a move to potentially gear up for a gubernatorial run next year? Rudy's stay at the apartment of Mark Hsiao and Howard Koeppel (pictured with the mayor) has gotten numerous mentions since Rudy's recent slam of Governor Paterson's proposal to legalize gay marriage. The Post mentions that Koeppel once said that Giuliani was a perfect roommate who "always made his bed" and "called me mother." The wedding is featured in today's Sunday Styles, where the couple discusses their famous houseguest, whose third wedding they attended in 2003. more ›

Move over Hipster Grifter, the Observer has their eye on Houseguest from Hell! At the center of the sad tale is New Yorker Matt Tratner, who visited London earlier this month and left his Fresh Meadows, Queens apartment (and his dog) in the care of a friend named John. A longtime pal of Tratner's, John's yoga wear line (sold at Barney's) recently went under and he was attempting to pick up the pieces of his life. Once alone, however, everything fell apart, he displayed odd behavior to those who encountered him, and soon enough the SWAT team was called into the building. They found him "standing in front of Matt’s kitchen window...butt naked and full of blood." Tratner promptly returned, to find his home in disarray—the living room sofa was in the bathtub, the apartment was flooded, everything shattered, and blood smeared just about everywhere. A hazmat team cleaned up most of the blood, but Tratner is left with upwards of $15,000 worth of damages. Yikes. With his friend now in a city-run psychiatric hospital, Tratner says he will not be pressing charges. more ›