- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: A police impersonation on Ocean Parkway and Quentin in Brooklyn, a car vs. Pathmark at 107th Avenue at 105th Street in Queens, and an evidence search at 13 East 12th Street.
- The new report cards for public schools may mean principals will be fired and schools closed.
- A stop work order didn't stop a construction crew from tearing up the building where Gertel's once stood on Hester Street.
- Giuliani sticks up for his pal, embattled former NYPD commissioner Bernard Kerik: "if I have the same degree of success and failure as president of the United States, this country will be in great shape."
- A Rockland County church isn't very forgiving to the homeless man who broke in to call sex hotlines.
- Speaking of sex, the National Organization for Women's NYC chapter succeeding in getting New York magazine to stop running sex ads in the back of the magazine. It was really convenient, since New York says they were thinking of getting rid of them some time anyway.
- Was the poker heist that left one player dead an inside job? The victim's friend thinks yes.
- City Council Speaker Christine Quinn would prefer to reform the St. Patrick's Day Parade to tout inclusion, versus green beer.


