As you may know by now, we're pretty excited about shuffleboard around here, and soon after we declared our love of the game, we were given the scoop that a genuine shuffleboard club would be opening in Brooklyn next year. At the time we withheld some information about the club until details got firmed up (and also because we didn't want our heart rate to get too high) but now we can pass along a whole lot more, including the name of your new favorite club: The Royal Palms. And here is more exclusive info direct from co-founder Jonathan Schnapp:
Everything You Need To Know About Brooklyn's Upcoming Shuffleboard Club, Royal Palms
Gowanus Whole Foods Will "Almost Wrap Around" Landmarked Building
The fascinating Coignet Stone Company building, which stands isolated on the edge of a massive vacant lot at 360 Third Avenue in Brooklyn, will be preserved when Whole Foods opens at the location. But some preservationists are still unhappy with the popular supermarket's plans, because Whole Foods plans to build within five feet of the landmarked building. "Our building will almost wrap around that building," a Whole Foods spokesman tells the Daily News, adding that the store has agreed to fix up the 140-year-old building, which has fallen into disrepair.
Brooklyn's First Whole Foods Passes Big Zoning Hurdle
The proposal to build a massive, 52,000-square-foot Whole Foods in Gowanus was unanimously approved this afternoon by the Board of Standards and Appeals, Brownstoner reports. So it looks like some local residents will have their loyalties and values put to the test: Brooklyn's gentry loves buying stuff labeled organic , but they also hate chains and genetically engineered food.
Whole Foods Tries To Convince Gowanus New Store Will Be "Community Center"
For over eight years now, Whole Foods has been trying to get a new location in Gowanus off the ground. The company removed the toxic waste from the 4.2-acre site on the corner of Third Street and Third Avenue, and promises the establishment will feature a 20,000-square-foot rooftop greenhouse, and a charging station for electric cars. You'd think it would be welcomed with open arms by those Brooklyn residents who don't belong to the Park Slope Food Co-Op, but Whole Foods is still trying to persuade the community it's going to be a great neighbor.
City Doesn't Give A Crap About 259K Pounds Of Poop Pumped Into The Gowanus Canal
The Environmental Protection Agency a.k.a. The Bureau of Bloodthirsty Job-Killing Werewolves released an expansive report [pdf] last month that recommends a 10-year plan to dredge and replace layers of matter kindly referred to as "sediment" in the Gowanus canal, costing close to $500 million. Per CERCLA, polluters are required to pick up Superfund bills, and as expected, gas companies and other businesses who dumped chemicals and had unprotected sex with the Gowanus Canal are doing their damndest to limit their liability. Add the City of New York to that list: the Department of Environmental Protection says the Gowanus' troubles have little to do with the tons of poop that it pumps into the canal each year.
Would You Drink Wine Cultivated Near The Gowanus Canal?
Yeah, we're willing to spend $117,000 on one bottle of wine, or slurp down a Voveti Prosecco with our Big Mac. We love wine so much, we're even willing to accept an elevated risk of breast cancer. But we may have finally met a wine we dare not drink: a Brooklyn man has been cultivating a massive, 50-foot grapevine a few blocks from the Gowanus Canal. Because who wouldn't want gonorrhea-rich vino?
Meet Littleneck, Brooklyn's New New England-style Clam Shack
Last night a Kickstarted, New England-style clam shack opened in Brooklyn. Say hello to Littleneck everybody! The joint isn't that big, but it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect of a clam shack in Gowanus with chef Alan Harding (Gowanus Yacht Club, The Farm on Adderley, Chopped!) working the kitchen. Raw bar? Check. Lobster rolls? Check. Whole belly Ipswich clam rolls? You better believe it.
Photos, Video: Four-Alarm Fire In Gowanus Sends Billowing Smoke Everywhere
The Fire Department has been battling a four-alarm fire at Sackett and Fourth Avenue in Brooklyn. Reader Cassie tells us it started at an auto supply store, "Tons of smoke billowing out, and just now there started to be a bunch of explosion sounds. Probably a lot of bad stuff in there since it's an autoparts/repair place. Lots of engines on the scene. Firemen climbing up onto the roof, etc. Very scary!"
Gowanus Whole Foods Has Renderings, Moves Closer To Reality
The mythical on-again off-again Gowanus Whole Foods is one step closer to becoming a reality. Last night Brooklyn's CB6 Land Use Committee voted 11-4 to approve a variance for the store that would allow it to build a 56,000-square-foot shopping center (still smaller than their original plan) on the spot, which is currently zoned for a 10,000-square-foot building. However the variance still needs to pass the full board next week before a final decision gets kicked up to the NYC Board Of Standards and Appeals.
Beloved Brooklyn Italian Monte's Mounts A Comeback
The Rat Pack's old haunts are making a comeback! First came news that a new Copacabana is reopening in July and now comes word that Monte's Venetian Room, the Italian restaurant by the Gowanus Canal which once claimed to be the oldest Italian restaurant in town, is aiming to reopen its doors in the next month. The wraparound murals of Venice, vintage phone booth and chandelier are long gone but the new owner—who once parked A-listers cars for the joint back in its heyday—is still hoping to bring some of the magic back.
The Gowanus Canal Will Be Brooklyn's High Line... On Paper
With a long Superfund process ahead, the Gowanus Canal isn't going to be sparkling with anything but STDs anytime soon. A new design competition can keep hope alive though! And that's exactly what's happening. According to the Brooklyn Paper, the contest will accept entries from architects who want to spruce the place up, even before the decade is over. A local architect told the paper, “The goal is that the entries become food for thought and it allows the community to start to look at the way it wants to have the area developed.”
Bus Depot Fined For Dumping In The Gowanus Canal
By now, you should know not to go anywhere near the Gowanus Canal—if the cancer doesn't get you, the gonorrhea surely will. But while we know the many, many ways the canal is gross, we've yet to find someone to (at least partially) blame for the state of the canal...until now.
City Totally Towing Abandoned Cars From Streets
Yesterday, Mayor Bloomberg issued a Weather Emergency, and the city's line was, "Avoid all unnecessary driving and use public transportation. Any vehicle found blocking roadways or impeding the ability to plow streets will be towed at the owner's expense." Brooklyn reader Selly sent us this photograph of an abandoned car—on 4th Avenue between 6th and 7th Streets—being towed around 9:30 a.m.; she noted that the city is "not playing around" this time!
Gowanus: NYC's Next Historic Attraction?
When you think of the National Register of Historic Places, do you think: Gowanus Canal? The Brooklyn Paper reports that with a new push by preservationists, it's being considered. The organization wants the state to nominate the canal zone for national designation as part of its “Six to Celebrate” program, which will include six endangered areas. After all, hasn't the canal been through enough after that whole Superfund mess?
Jens Lekman Plays to Sold-Out Swooning Crowd in Brooklyn
It's been a few years since we've heard from Jens Lekman, the singer-songwriter from Sweden (first name pronounced Yens) whose 2007 album, Night Falls Over Kortedala, brimmed with lush, arresting arrangements about heartbreak and the perils of pretending to be your lesbian pal's boyfriend at her family dinner. The album won indie hearts, and made it all the way to Kirsten Dunst, who praised Lekman in an interview. It says a lot about Lekman's musical style that he now has a song called "Waiting for Kirsten," about his ill-fated attempt to meet her when she visited his home town in Sweden. The funny little number, performed last night, ends abruptly [SPOILER] with the line: "But the receptionist said I was drunk and asked me to leave." Here's video, from his last gig in LA:
Gowanus: Get Ready For Some Whole Foods
Whole Foods' on-again/off-again relationship with Gowanus is on again! The grocery store has officially declared that they'll be moving into the neighborhood, Superfund be damned. According to a letter Brownstoner posted, here's what locals can expect when the 52,000-square-foot shop sets up at the corner of 3rd Street and 3rd Avenue:
Is This DIY Art Boat in Gowanus Ready for the Ganges?
In March, a group of funky artists and DIY thrill seekers will be taking this "sculptural rivercraft" on a journey down the Ganges. Right now it's floating on the Gowanus, and this weekend they christened the boat, a "radial" that's made up of five smaller pontoon boats latched together in the center. For land excursions, there's a motorcycle on board, which doubled as a makeshift bar on Saturday, serving hot toddies and shots of infused vodka. On the other side of the radial, a second bar served up oysters and champagne. This is our kind of cruise!
Hipster Prisoner Pizza Party Plundered by Police!
We must admit we rolled our eyes at this Daily News lede: "A group of hipsters are suing the NYPD, accusing cops of busting up their bash, arresting them, and eating their pizza!" Again with the hipster? Look, just because they were arrested at a party in Gowanus doesn't necessarily mean they fall into that increasingly vague and meaningless category! And really Daily News, must you inform us that NYPD spokesman Paul Browne "dismissed the saucy allegations"?
Con Ed Talks About Brooklyn's "Baseball Wall"
Regarding the old "baseball wall" in Gowanus that we received a photograph of yesterday, showing it in rough shape... there's no need to worry! A spokesman from Con Ed (the company that now owns the wall now) tells us:
Is Brooklyn's Baseball Wall Coming Down?
Earlier this year an investigation of sorts was underway, as the Landmark Preservation Commission tried to determine whether a wall in Gowanus was worthy of landmark designation. Some believe the 20-foot wall—which stands at 3rd Avenue between 1st and 3rd Streets—is part of the original Dodgers stadium (aka Washington Park stadium). As of last December Con Ed was slated to demo some buildings by the wall, but said they would preserve the wall itself. But today April from Brooklyn sent us the above photo and noted, "the last remaining section of the oldest baseball stadium in Brooklyn (now part of a Con Ed facility in Gowanus) seems to be coming down."
Video: Gowanus Canal's Latest Gross Out
The Brooklyn tornado took out a lot of trees earlier this month, but did you know it also transformed the Gowanus Canal into a flowing body of raw sewage? Check it out below, it's just like the chocolate river in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory except—strike that, reverse it—it is not at all like the chocolate river in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. [Warning: You may want to watch this after lunch.]
Will Whole Foods Check Out Of Gowanus?
In 2006 Whole Foods broke ground at what would be their first Brooklyn location, at 3rd Street and 3rd Avenue in Gowanus. By 2009 rumor spread that the company may pull out of the contaminated area, spurring Whole Foods manager Mark Mobley to make a statement saying: "recent reports of Whole Foods Market's demise in Brooklyn seem to have been greatly exaggerated!" And with that, a neighborhood has been patiently awaiting their grocery overlords to build an overpriced outlet for food atop the contaminated soil.
Video, Photos: Brooklyn's Fourth Avenue Flood
Here are photos and video of flooding that submerged parts of Fourth Avenue at Carroll Street in Brooklyn this morning. There's considerable disagreement in the comments section of Brownstoner as to what caused this mess, but apparently this happens every couple of years in this little part of Gowanus. Is this Marty Markowitz's Katrina?
Superfund Stigma Pushes Toll Brothers Out Of Gowanus
One reason not everyone was supporting the EPA slapping a Superfund sticker on the Gowanus Canal was because of the stigma that comes along with that label. Bloomberg and certain developers were fearing the fallout of a decision to Superfund, and the Toll Brothers were even facing a multimillion dollar lawsuit after signing a $21.5 million contract with owner Joseph Phillips, which they refused to pay.
Marty Markowitz Will Strip To Shorts If City Doesn't Open Pool
Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz is bringing out the big guns Sunday morning to protest the city's closure of the "Double-D" public pool in Gowanus because of budget constraints. Joined by protesters and city council members, Markowitz will appear at the pool in broad daylight wearing nothing but a swim suit, presumably as a form of radical direct action protest. His press officer says, "Don’t worry, no Speedo!" But if the city doesn't agree to spend the $200,000 to open the pool—which is in walking distance to the Gowanus and Wyckoff Gardens public housing projects—we suspect Markowitz will surely take this thing to the next level. Please, Bloomberg, give the man whatever he wants.
Former BKLYN Yard Space Will (Sort Of) Survive
The BKLYN Yard may have shut down operations after their landlord wanted them out, but it seems one party that was being hosted there will be allowed to continue. According to the NY Times, Justin Carter's weekly Sunday Best deejay event will go on, with permission from the landlord, at the space which is now being called 400 Carroll Street.
Flashback: Gowanus Canal
Sure, the Gowanus Canal may be a pollution-plagued strip of water running through Brooklyn now, but it used to be a busy cargo transportation hub! And before the canal, early settlers farmed on the shorelines of what they called "Gowanes Creek" after Gouwane, sachem of the Canarsee, a local Lenape tribe. Some older facts about the now-Superfunded Canal:
Whole Foods Still An Option for Gowanus
Decontamination efforts are well underway for a toxic Gowanus site, slated to house Brooklyn's first Whole Foods. But though the hole should be contaminant-free by April, the upscale grocery purveyor won't confirm its move to the neighborhood. “Everything I know is that Whole Foods is committed to building on that site,” said John Bogdanski, an environmental consultant for the store. “Still, there is always the option to sell the property.”
Gowanus Needs Sewage Solution, Toll Brothers Sue Over Superfund
What's to be done about the Gowanus Canal? Any ideas? If so, the Department of Environmental Protection wants to hear them. The DEP sent out a notice indicating it is seeking proposals for how best to remove storm water from the sewer system and how best to treat it before it is discharged back into the Gowanus Canal watershed and Flushing Bay. The agency plans to award grants totaling $2.9 million to the potential projects, equally divided between the two areas. You better hurry though, because a retired engineer, Bart Chezar from Park Slope, thinks he has a plan that "will not only prevent raw sewage from continuing to foul the already polluted waterway, but also modify the behavior of local residents so that they do their part to keep the waterway clean."
Flashback: The Gowanus Wall, Then and Now
The wall in Gowanus that some believe is part of the original Dodgers stadium (aka Washington Park stadium) is now being investigated by the city to determine whether or not it should be landmarked. According to the NY Post, the Landmark Preservation Commission said it will review the 20-foot wall, which stands at 3rd Avenue between 1st and 3rd Streets.


