Yeah, we're willing to spend $117,000 on one bottle of wine, or slurp down a Voveti Prosecco with our Big Mac. We love wine so much, we're even willing to accept an elevated risk of breast cancer. But we may have finally met a wine we dare not drink: a Brooklyn man has been cultivating a massive, 50-foot grapevine a few blocks from the Gowanus Canal. Because who wouldn't want gonorrhea-rich vino?
Would You Drink Wine Cultivated Near The Gowanus Canal?
Greenwich Village Women Are Swimming In STDs
STD rates are on the rise in Greenwich Village, and it looks like lots of ladies are doing the nasty in some, ahem, nasty ways, according to new data from the Health Department [pdf].
Sign Of The Apocalypse: Gonorrhea Becoming Superbug?
Seeing as how April is STD Awareness Month, now might be an appropriate time to hit you with some terrifying awareness. Are you sitting down? Because researchers say that gonorrhea is increasingly developing resistance to all of the antibiotics we have to treat it. Does that mean it's becoming a (gulp) SUPERBUG? "This may be the harbinger of things to come. The resistance may be getting worse," said Dr. Kimberly Workowski, of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Division of STD Prevention. As if we needed yet another reason not to jump in the Gowanus Canal anytime soon.
STDs Still Mad Popular With Today's Teens
In 2005, the city started an education and testing program to help STD-infected high school students, but kids today just can't seem to get enough of these STDs, and now statistics suggest that more students are infected with chlamydia or gonorrhea than when the program started. Nearly 6 percent of the 11,410 teens who submitted voluntary confidential urine samples during the past school year tested positive for one of those two infections. While that percentage is lower than the 2007-08 school year (when 7.3 percent tested positive) it's still up from 2006-07, when the infection rate among a smaller sample of students was just 4.8 percent.

