-- Bwog has some advice for socially-retarded freshman entering Columbia. Of course, any list of advice that contains "DO read the Iliad," may not be worth reading! -- Yowzers: Queens Councilmember John Liu really is EVERYWHERE. -- Are we the only ones excited about the Gin Blossoms playing live tonight at the Apple Store? Surprisingly, that's the biggest venue they've played since 1994! -- Famed DUMBO architect Robert Scarano to anonymous critic: "Don't degrad......

THEATER: The Fringe Festival is over and pretty much every stage in town is dark tonight, but the Abingdon Theater Co. is producing a reading of Stephen Cone's Lacrimosa, about an famed evangelist and his wife who seclude themselves in their big mansion, thinking the Second Coming is near, but instead a strange girl arrives, and the evangelist's volatile brother, and with them all the problems and craziness of our mixed-up world, jolting them from......