You really can't make this up! A cop who claims he was fired for flashing a woman in a police stationhouse insists he is innocent—and he has (or, rather, doesn't have) the foreskin to prove it! According to former officer Owen Hopper's suit against the NYPD, "at no point during the trial was an expert called to render an opinion" as to whether or not an aroused uncut dong looks like a cut one. more ›

Talk about a school trip you won't forget! Yesterday a park ranger in Prospect Park had to cut short an educational tour for kids to go and apprehend a 52-year-old man who had been seen allegedly masturbating in the park. Good thing, too. When the ranger caught up with the man, 53-year-old Glen Perouza, not only did he find drugs on him—cops say they also found a fully loaded 9mm handgun on him. more ›

People passing through Midtown just can't catch a break from all the flying cars, smelly children's mascots and general anarchy that accompanies a visit to the land of the Pop Tart Experience. Around 3 p.m. yesterday, an "emotionally disturbed man" wearing nothing but a shirt, penny loafers and creepy green socks flashed his genitals to folks on the street outside the H&M on 43rd and Fifth Avenue. Presumably because he was trying to expose passersby to the fantastic deals inside. If he was wearing board shorts and an expressionless face we doubt there would have been any complaints. more ›

When this flasher woke up this morning, snapped a condom on his dong, threw on a messenger bag and headed into the subway to delight one special lady with the fruit of his loins, he probably wasn't expecting this. HollabackNYC has a video (SFW on mute) of the woman every woman wants to be when confronted by a flasher, calling him out and screaming, "Oh, you're getting fucking arrested. I'm not leaving your side." You almost feel sorry for the flasher, who seems so flabbergasted at the whole thing he can't even form a defense. Almost. The best part has to come from the dude taking the video, who just says, "this shit's going on YouTube, yo." Ha ha. more ›

A mentally disturbed man with bad B.O. and a penchant for exposing himself is ruining the Forest Hills Starbucks for paying customers, but apparently nobody can do a damn thing about it. The guy has been frequenting the establishment, which is connected to the Barnes & Noble, for several weeks now, and employees insist they're not allowed to eject him, because only the managers have that authority. He became "belligerent" when confronted by a reporter last week, and has been scaring the elderly and young with his smelly Johnson. more ›

The Daily News exposes a flasher in Park Slope, or at least points out that there's one prowling the streets. That's right, a sexual predator is creepily stalking stroller central. The paper reports that a "man exposed himself to a 14-year-old girl after pushing his way into her apartment building two weeks ago," saying he had something to show her as he chased her up the stairs. The man fled when the teen's family heard what was going on in the stairwell and came out of their apartment. The NYPD confirmed the 5:30 p.m. incident, "adding that 78th Precinct detectives are on the case looking for the flasher, described as in his early to late teens, wearing black shorts, a gray T-shirt and a blue hat." Meanwhile, the poor 14-year-old victim, who had just moved with her family from their native South Africa, is scared to walk on her own anymore. more ›