Because emotions confuse Rick Santorum, check out today's end-of-day links: Adele sings, Bar Mitzvahs with dictators, your favorite literary characters composed, and butt-cleavage dresses. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you love offensive Chris Brown jokes, check out today's end-of-day links: Twitter payola exposed, drive-through funeral parlor, grumpy granny's explicit shouting match, and the best underwater dog photos ever. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Rex Ryan knows how to be the bigger man, check out today's end-of-day links: trademarking "Blue Ivy," Bon Iver reason for not performing at the Grammys, David Beckham's balls, and a plastic-eating addiction. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Today's end-of-day links include Jerry Seinfeld's run-in with a naked onanist in Central Park, Grant Achatz may be bringing Aviary to NYC, the scary model with the 20-inch waist and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Today's end-of-day links include a stupid Congressman, The Voice's big night, a shoeing arrest, and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because a year-round puppy channel seems like the best idea ever, check out today's end-of-day links: lady sues NYC for $900 trillion, Kanye West's favorite cereal, Mayor Bloomberg's BIG plans, and dangerous Michael Jackson impersonations. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you love seeing video of two-faced animals, check out today's end-of-day links: the Giants' website jumps the gun, Ja Rule checks in from prison, Harrison Ford's "Blade Runner" talks, and Woody Harrelson's Reddit disaster. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you'd like to go on an ice cream date with Rex Ryan, check out today's end-of-day links: BMW sponsors a fatal cold front, Mark Sanchez/Kim Kardashian rumors, an Asparamancer, and Super Bowl party tips. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because your Wikipedia page hasn't ever been fact-checked, check out today's end-of-day links: the return of "The Watchmen," cannibal makes love connection with vampire, Democrats make fun of Trump, and toddler pingpong training. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because the NY Times doesn't think you really have Asperger's, check out today's end-of-day links: Kim Kardashian's bible group, The Boss will play The Apollo, the blackest Muppet, and Kanye West's Middle East video. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Today's end-of-day links, including Sh*t Occupiers Say, Iran wanting to attack the U.S., Barnes & Nobles doesn't want Amazon books, Christine Quinn's Massachusetts doppelganger and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Today's end-of-day links include removal of a parasitic twin from a three-year-old's stomach, Tom Brady's arrogance, a Stanton Street shooting, Julian Assange on The Simpsons and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Twitter is how you remind me how much you hate Nickelback, check out today's end-of-day links: The Moses of Rikers, Liam Neeson voicemail greetings, a synagogue's pay-to-panhandle rule, and the new "New Yorker" cover. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Alex Trebek's got blue steel, check out today's end-of-day links: Sh*t Mimes Say, rules for bringing bikes on the subway, The Katherine Heigl Theory Of Cinema, and Mitt Romney goes to McDonald's. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Beyonce 101 is now a real thing, check out today's end-of-day links: Chicken McBites are coming, The Nanny's alien abduction, the saddest Trekkie ever, and Nicolas Cage remains awesome. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Hulk Hogan almost answered the call of Ktulu, check out today's end-of-day links: Taco Bell breakfast, NYU sorority sisters, pooping penguins, and Gov. Cuomo disses the Patriots. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because "Moonraker" is a very inspiring movie, check out today's end-of-day links: therapeutic Metallica, Westboro endorses Obama, Liam Neeson might convert to Islam, and "a cold pancake that's never known a syrup's love." Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Today's end-of-day links include the Boss's first performance at The Rock, bacon cures illness, Santorum will let people think Obama is Muslim and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here more ›

Today's end-of-day links include Kim Dotcom's huskiness, the New York City Council gets another Democrat, West 26th is dangerous and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because the Puppy Bowl lineup has been released, check out today's end-of-day links: Warren Buffet sings, Steven Tyler sings badly, man claims ghost beat his wife, and adorable animals with hats. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Stephen Colbert and Kelly Clarkson now have something in common, check out today's end-of-day links: Manhattan Haikus, Seal and Heidi Klum are divorcing, Yippie reflects on his marijuana activism, and Rex Ryan's feeling guilty. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you want to smell like The Hulk, check out today's end-of-day links: Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, alternate side parking snow suspensions, erotic "Harry Potter" fan fic, and Valentine's Day at White Castle. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you love dancing zebras, check out today's end-of-day links: the world's smallest working dog, Netanyahu's NY Times paranoia, Herman Cain endorses the people, and a man married his dead girlfriend in marriage/funeral ceremony. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Rob Lowe is literally THE expert on Peyton Manning now, check out today's end-of-day links: Beyonce's hitting the town tonight, unsophisticated Brits, the worst best mugshot, and the subtle difference between soap and SOPA. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

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In today's day-end link roundup, Snooki endorses Trump, Jay-Z drops the word "bitch," the worst cover letter of all time, and more! Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you would never give away any of your 94 hamsters, check out today's end-of-day links: Newsweek trolls, BQE billboard crash video, classic sexist coffee ads, and poisonous Rice Krispies. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Warren Buffett is really curious about who Kim Kardashian is, check out today's end-of-day links: a dwarf-throwing billionaire, a serial butt slasher, "seductive damages," and Stephen Colbert's new campaign posters. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you love it when Rupert Murdoch talks dirty to you, check out today's end-of-day links: the Hulk robbing banks, Stefon is so into Yelp, a guy who turns vegetables into instruments, and "sneezing" babies. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you don't live in legendary North Dakota, check out today's end-of-day links: lady designs for Diet Coke, Ray's Pizza eulogy, Wes Anderson's new trailer, and calling the cops on your crack dealer. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›