In today's day-end link roundup, a robot espresso machine, how your trash gets from midtown to China, kids falling asleep with ice cream, and so much more! Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because what surgeon hasn't accidentally set one of their patients on fire, check out today's end-of-day links: Howl festival, Andre 3000's Hendrix movie, the world's hottest inmates, and Rikers Island Fight Club. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because the Rupert Murdoch thinks Twitter is bringing society down, check out today's end-of-day links: A 10-year-old girl who can bench you, blessed bikes, Jay-Z working construction and adorable boxing kittehs. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because the Mets will fight for their right to play ball, check out today's end-of-day links: Amare Stoudemire's hand, Avengers trolling, great uses of bullet points, anti-global warming campaigns, and sleepy kittens. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because "hipster" is a confusing word, check out today's end-of-day links: Kanye and Kim talk marriage, Sgt. Sesame Street Pepper, marijuana-infused wine, sexy Mondays, chocolate candles, and St. Mark's history. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you can't always drink what you want, check out today's end-of-day links: Rolling Stones alcohol, Osprey tracking, The BOSS Act, "Speed" at a piano, and Morgan Stanley allegedly stabby banker doesn't want a jury. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because everyone should (not) name their kids after guns, check out today's end-of-day links: John Liu's ambitions, Fig Newtons name change, a tow truck joy ride, and more. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

From fat cats to Ivanka Trump getting fingerprinted! Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Beyonce thinks those surrogate rumors were just craaaazy, check out today's end-of-day links: George Zimmerman evidence, a major league mooning, meth lab in the pants, LIRR fights, and chinplants. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because the Knicks got destroyed this afternoon, check out today's end-of-day links: bacon pastries, Google Maps Cube game, Justin Bieber impersonator, ghost holsters, and a lamb who says "yeah." Don't forget follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because a vengeful dentist removed all her ex's teeth, check out today's end-of-day links: kung fu hamster, Whit Stillman on skateboarding, Arbor Day rap videos, stupid Fox News hosts and hand-holding dogs. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Bob Dylan and Madeleine Albright have something in common, check out today's end-of-day links: America's youth are partying to death, hipster racism, oversharing killing couples, and the Lower East Side circa 1910. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

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In today's day-end link roundup, a look at the hotly-anticipated new Bleecker Street subway entrance, a schoolgirl falls into a sinkhole (video), hundreds of dead dolphins wash ashore in Peru, and a whole lot more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

In today's day-end link roundup, Cher hurts someone's feelings, scientists are on the verge of curing brain freeze, iTunes is killing television, and so much more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because who hasn't wanted to wake up next to a penguin, check out today's end-of-day links: an erotic K-Fed/Britney novel, adorable cat's Nazi gesture, feminist arm wrestling, Taylor Swifting Joni Mitchell, and pygmy goats. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Tupac DOES release a lot of music for a reportedly deceased person, check out today's end-of-day links: doggie poop, piggyback taxis, Jay Gatsby-Z, sushi-loving cats, nose-eating dogs, and hooker diamond thieves. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you would very much like to watch a livestream of kittens right now, check out today's end-of-day links: Obama pensively peering, Radiohead video, adorable kids narrate "Planet Earth," and Wyclef Jean's Trayvon Martin tribute. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because robot sex IS the future, check out today's end-of-day links: Chris Christie on Springsteen Sleepytimegate, fat denial, Dating Spreadsheet Dude is sorry, and a cheetah and labrador retriever are BFF. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because that may very well be the dumbest scientific discovery ever, check out today's end-of-day links: R.I.P. Cash Cab, double dutch dog, NBC livestreaming the Olympics, hedge fund embarrassments, and dealing with horny cops. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Charles Barron wants to run for Congress, Cameron Diaz's heart was hurt by A-Rod, the number of NYC residents classified as poor is at the highest rate since 2005, turkey on the run and more. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Ian McKaye is 50, Mitt Romney is a fat cat, a possible piano prodigy plays underground at 34th Street and more! Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because a new coke machine just wants you to hug it, check out today's end-of-day links: a haunted house lawsuit, bees at the Waldorf-Astoria, headless chickens in Central Park, and Titanic 3D triumphs. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because "he enjoyed boose, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died," check out today's end-of-day links: baby head-shaped ice cubes, Tebowing Obama, Skittles George Zimmerman, and a four-year-old genius. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you love blogging dogs, check out today's end-of-day links: Mel Gibson loves The Beatles, Brooklyn Nets approved, children's band covers Rammstein adorably, and the dangers of too much sex. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you just blue yourself, check out today's end-of-day links: Texting helps depression Jetblue pilot indicted, the world's new smallest dog, and intelligent dinosaurs. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because you never brought heroin to school for "show and tell," check out today's end-of-day links: Texts From Hillary retires gracefully, Jon Lovitz fights anti-semitism on Twitter, a very dangerous goose, and nude maids. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

From an elephant sculpture on Mars to Madonna's new Billboard "record," from a bacon sundae to where the "real" Springfield is. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

From Star Wars conceptual condom wrappers to Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs, from the Yankees' sucky start to learning to laugh. Follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›

Because Bo makes for a cute bunny, check out today's end-of-day links: James Franco sings Selena Gomez, Peeps sculptures, Perez Hilton's terrifying weight loss, and a movement to bring Larry David to Twitter. Don't forget to follow Gothamist on Twitter and like us on Facebook. You can also get the top stories mailed to you—sign up here. more ›