Derek Jeter's Girlfriend Officially Hot
As we've stated before, nobody cares about Derek Jeter's "fiancee" Minka Kelly as long as she's not getting in the way of his postseason performance. Though that might happen if he gets too distracted with this video loop of Kelly writhing on satin sheets on Esquire. The men's magazine has named the nurse-turned-actress the Sexiest Woman Alive. This year.
Esquire Reveals Massa's (Unsexy) Secret!
Rather than discuss former Senator Eric Massa's fondness for tickling and snorkeling, Esquire's Ryan D'Agostino decided to focus his profile of the fallen politician on a different potential scandal: a possibly fixed presidential election. According to D'Agostino's notes, Massa was informed by four retired generals that Dick Cheney had been attempting to convince General David Petraeus to run for president in 2012, and suggests that his colleagues turned against him when he wanted to go public with the information. That explains everything...except what happened the night he "took an Ambien and ended up walking to the Washington Monument at 4:00 in the morning."
Consultant Says Cuomo Wants To Be President
Attorney General Andrew Cuomo delayed the announcement of his candidacy for Governor yesterday, but that doesn't mean he isn't planning long-term...maybe even further than Governor-in-waiting: in a feature piece on Cuomo in next month's Esquire , Hank Sheinkopf, longtime New York political consultant and Democratic strategist, says he's got presidential ambitions: "If elected governor, the expectation level will be extremely high. The expectation level for Spitzer was very high, and he couldn't meet it, so Spitzer destroyed himself. Andrew Cuomo's not going to destroy himself. Andrew Cuomo wants to be president of the United States. Yes, an Italian American. Why not? It's about time."
Behind The Scenes Of Lindsay's Milkaholic Ad
Turns out Esquire magazine has some inside intel regarding the making of that E-Trade commercial Lindsay Lohan is so upset about. They happened to be getting a behind-the-scenes look at the company's advertising firm, Grey Group, during the time the team was creating the ad.
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