Who knew: Cheese is worse for the environment than pork, poultry and even farmed salmon. The only foodstuffs that have a worse environmental footprint per four ounces consumed are beef and lamb. Okay, so some people were already well aware of this, but as big fans of fromage the news still caught us by surprise. But if it is so bad for the environment, what is a conscientious cheese consumer to do? Well, eat less to start.
Cheese: The Environment's Silent But Deadly Killer
CUNY's Solar Map Says The Sun Could Power Half The City
The sun has many uses, from giving us cool-looking cancer spots to frying those pesky ants beneath our magnifying glasses (plus Solar Hits!) But what if we harnessed it to give your ConEd bill a giant, phototropic finger? A solar map of New York City released today by CUNY reveals that 66 percent of the city's rooftops could be used to harness solar power, generating enough energy to fulfill half of the city's electricity needs at peak periods. Yes, but will it be enough to keep the juice flowing to the dozens of spaceheaters powering our illicit beef jerky drying operation (and those other LED lamps in the basement that are just there for decoration)?
Pirates Invade Red Hook At The Mobile Maritime Museum
Looking for an activity that will both educate and terrify environmentally-inclined youngsters this summer? Or just a place to indulge in your Hook fetish in pubic? Look no further than the The Mobile Urban Nature Center & Micro-Maritime Museum, a museum of nautical wonder housed inside of a trailer. It'll be parked at the IKEA Erie Basin Park in Red Hook all summer, where a crew of buccaneers, Barbary Corsairs and pirates (who are actually a part of the nonprofit Urban Divers Estuary Conservancy) will attempt to make environmentalism entertaining. They're hosting a series of dorky-fun events, including a Pirates Fest and Medieval Festival Of The Ages—here's an idea of what to expect. (Just remember to avoid shopping with your pirate sword.)
Your Crappy A.C. Unit Is Costing The City $180 Million
You know it, the mice eating your Saltines know it, your real estate broker HAD to know it (damn you, Mickey): your apartment is a sieve. And now it's confirmed: The gaps around your A.C. unit are costing the city an extra "$130 million to $180 million a year" in fuel consumption. That's around a billion delicious, heat-thwarting Freeze-Pops, people!
NYC Goes (Kind Of) Dark for Earth Hour
Last night, a number of buildings, including the Empire State Building, plus numerous billboards in Times Square, went dark between 8:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. for Earth Hour, "to make a statement on the need for effective action on climate change." While some structures did go dim their lights, much of the city was still glowing. Well, it's a step—last year, New York City didn't even participate!

