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The Day Before Judgment Day: Your Rapturist Is In My Bike Lane

The Day Before Judgment Day: Your Rapturist Is In My Bike Lane

According to Family Radio preacher/rambler Harold Camping, the Apocalypse is due to start tomorrow at 6 p.m. standard time in every time zone around the world (most likely with an earthquake). And as you might imagine, people are preparing for it in all the ridiculous and amusing ways you could hope for...after all, when else will you get to use those Rapture pick-up lines you've been saving up? more ›

Apocalypse Soon Enough: Rapturists, Zombies And Looting, Oh My!

Apocalypse Soon Enough: Rapturists, Zombies And Looting, Oh My!

We're now less than 54 hours away from Doomsday 2011: Get Judged Or Get Out! You've heard the prophecy of Family Radio preacher Harold Camping, you've seen the billboards and the caravans across town heralding the end of the world come May 21st—but have you actually started preparing for the Rapture? more ›

The World Ends May 2011, According To Lonely Billboard

The World Ends May 2011, According To Lonely Billboard

Think the world is coming to an end in 2012? According to this billboard sign in Bridgeton, NJ, you're greatly mistaken. The sign is the handiwork of Edwin Ramos, the owner and operator of American Industrial Electrical Contractors; his business is dead however, thanks to his fervent belief in and promotion of the idea that the world will end on May 21, 2011. There is a mostly-sad profile of apocalypse-chaser Ramos on NJ.com today, and his sad campaign to warn the world the end is nigh, like a friendless, truck-driving Noah. more ›

Cobble Hill Residents Blame Norah Jones For Bedbugs

Cobble Hill Residents Blame Norah Jones For Bedbugs

Forget about 2012: we live in dark times right now with the Bedbug Invasion of 2010. No subway is safe, no mattress is immune, and no one is above suspicion of harboring these bite-sized villains. In times of crisis like this, people need someone to rally around...or someone to scapegoat. And who better than singer Norah Jones, everyone's least favorite Cobble Hill resident? more ›

Bedbugs Invade Elle Magazine And Rikers Island

Bedbugs Invade Elle Magazine And Rikers Island

In simultaneous attacks targeting NYC's media and prison populations, the bedbugs have brazenly infiltrated the offices of Elle Magazine and an infirmary on Rikers Island. It appears that bedbug forces—emboldened by a string of bloody victories at city movie theaters, public libraries, and the Brooklyn D.A.'s office—are engaged in a "shock and awe" strategy of indiscriminate infestations, intended to sow panic across a wide range of New York society, from the most emaciated Elle intern to the worst hepatitis-afflicted inmate. more ›

FINALLY: Filthy Bananas Will Be Individually Wrapped in Plastic!

FINALLY: Filthy Bananas Will Be Individually Wrapped in Plastic!

Since time immemorial, the only thing protecting the world's precious banana fruit from contamination has been the boring old peel. Well, Momma Nature, it's a new millennium, and it's time for a brand new bag! So 7-Eleven has come up with a new twist on an old classic: The company will now begin individually wrapping each banana sold in its stores in plastic. It's a start, but ultimately we'd like to see each banana also packaged in a bruise-resistant Styrofoam shell. more ›

Pencil This In

Pencil This In

MUSIC: We've been enjoying us some Ford & Fitzroy, and are eager to hear what they've got in store sonically (as there is only one track available online right now). But the ex-Asobi Seksu bassist and his talented bandmates have got us hooked off just that one tune. Give a listen at their MySpace. And check them out tonight with V2's Roman Candle. more ›

The Friendly Skies

Retro air travel seems to be a topic of interest on Gothamist. So I submit for your consideration Hooters Air. more ›

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