If ever there were a time for an AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) in New York City, it would be this week... you know, if they were programmed to bring us to get coffee and transport us to our jobs on time. What we're saying is, it's like the ice planet Hoth out there, and we could use a little Lucas magic. Luckily, one Williamsburg resident, Henry Hargreaves, took some photos around the neighborhood and dropped some Star Wars characters into them, so at least we can pretend.
Photos: Williamsburg Becomes Ice Planet Hoth
Terrible Craigslist Ad From Star Wars Nerd
We thought that using Craigslist to find someone to harass one's married lover's wife was bad, but Topless Robot offers up this NYC Craigslist ad. TR does warn with its headline that "The Most Awful Nerd in America Found," and that sensitive souls might be disturbed by it—plus "I don't think I'll ever be clean" again after reading it: "Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)"...
Episode III: Revenge of the Line-Up Nerds
While logic tells us Episode III will be as painfully disappointing as the last two film chapters, many critics have applauded Lucas's latest effort, even comparing it to A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back. The movie premieres next Thursday, May 19th, at midnight and most NYC theatres are offering several 12:01 AM shows. If you’re interested in buying tickets online, most digital projection theatres, like Loews Kips Bay, have already sold out, but you can still catch a Loews stadium seating.


