Earlier this week we became huge fans of New York Philharmonic music director Alan Gilbert when he stopped a performance of Mahler's Ninth Symphony just before the end to shame an audience member whose iPhone wouldn't stop marimba-ing. And we weren't the only ones—the internet quickly filled with praise for Gilbert's agressive actions. But what of the offending iPhone owner? How's he doing? Well, now we have his side of the story. And the answer is not well!
Philharmonic iPhone Disrupter Apologizes (And Hasn't Slept In Days)
Wolfgang Puck: Starbucks Coffee Is "Terrible," An Embarassment
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck may have numerous restaurants steps away from Starbucks locations at airports, but don't think he likes the java joint's offerings.
Drunk Plane Pisser DID NOT Pee On Girl, Says Girl's Dad
Some new details have emerged in the unusual urinary in-air incident involving a drunk teen skier and an unwitting 12-year-old girl. Okay, there's only one new detail about Robert "Sandy" Vietze's alleged pissing-while-in-a-passenger row on a JetBlue flight bound for JFK, but it's a big one: The girl's dad says she wasn't peed upon.
Rangel Stands Up For Weiner: "He Wasn’t Going Out With Little Boys"
Finally, Rep. Charles Rangel, who was censured by the House of Representatives last year, has weighed in on fellow Congressional member Anthony Weiner's woes. According to Politicker NY, Rangel told reporters, "Not one person has given any reason for a resignation. The Constitution is abundantly clear" on proper Congressional member conduct.
Video: Weiner's Pregnant Wife Huma Abedin On Overseas State Dept. Visit
With calls for her embattled, embarrassing husband to resign getting louder, Huma Abedin is on a State Department trip in the Middle East and Northern Africa. Abedin and Rep. Anthony Weiner are reportedly expecting their first child—sources tell the Post that she's 10 weeks pregnant, and the paper looks at her maternity fashion, noting her outfit of a "blue jacket and red belt that seemed to cover her belly bump."
More Raunchy Weiner Sexts: "I'm Horny A Lot. Sorry"
As more insanely graphic Facebook message sex sessions between Rep. Anthony Weiner and Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss have been disclosed (Radar calls them "explicit and embarrassing" which is an understatement—here's a PDF), the question comes back to, "Why the hell was Weiner doing this, as a successful Congressman married to a smart and beautiful woman?" The answer is, of course, "For the thrills."
Video: Crying Weiner Admits To Sending Explicit Photographs Of Himself To Various Women
At a press conference this afternoon, Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted that he sent the Tweeted photograph in question last week and "intended it as a joke." But when his direct Tweet went public, he panicked. Weiner said his actions were "deeply, deeply hurtful to the people I care about most" and that he has both, before and after his marriage, partaken in "explicit conversations"—with photographs—with women on the Internet. But he maintains that he did not engage in any physical relations with them. Weiner says he will not be resigning.
Man Claims Jet Blue Made Him Sit in Airplane Lavatory for Hours ($2 Million Lawsuit Included)
If this is what a Jet Blue "buddy pass" is, we totally pass. An Inwood resident is suing the Queens-based airline or $2 million, claiming a pilot made him sit on the plan's toilet for three hours during a flight from San Diego to New York earlier this year.
More Proof the NY State Legislature is Bloated
The NY State Legislature has long been considered the most dysfunctional state government in the country, and NY Sun has a great article giving weight to that statement: "The Empire State's Legislature employs more people than any other state legislature in the nation." Well, all that dysfunction has to be enabled from someone - or many someones!
More Rudy Accounting (Estranged Wife Edition)
Okay, so we've heard about how Rudy Giuliani's mayoral administration billed his police security detail expenses - accrued during trips to the Hamptons, possibly visiting then-mistress Judi Nathan - to various obscure city agencies. And then there are reports that Nathan, now married to the former mayor, used her NYPD security detail to chauffeur friends and family. Naturally, now there's talk of the police security expenses of Giuliani's then-wife Donna Hanover. The Post's David Seifman...

