Just wondering. Because it seems like that's what's happening? A transcript thus far: more ›

Earlier this year Edward Burns (heretofore referred to as "Burnsie") told his Twitter followers that he was making his new movie (the centerpiece at TriBeca Film Festival this year) for $9,000 in the can. We're not in showbiz, but we can tell you that is not a lot of money at all. So how does he do it? more ›

Woodside, Queens native Edward Burns, who apparently refers to himself as Burnsie these days, is calling upon his 11,000-something Twitter followers to help name his new movie. This morning he asked: "New flick title vote. Newlyweds In New York or Triangles Below Canal. Top vote getter will be the title. Thx Burnsie." But... Monday he declared (also via the Twitter) that there was a "new title for Newlyweds. Triangles Below Canal. FYI the whole movie takes place in TriBeCa." (Also FYI, we read Edward Burns's Twitter feed so you don't have to.) more ›

DANCE: Since the Copacabana is closed for now, get your dance on under the night sky. WhatsUpNYC tells us that every Monday through July 23rd (though the NYC Parks site says through August 13th), the Parks and Rec department will conduct Dancing Under the Stars. Get dance lessons from the experts at American Ballroom Theater, then grab a partner and tear up the dancefloor. more ›

Of all the actors with bands (Jared Leto, Adrian Grenier, Jason Schwartzman) we had our money on Ed Burns to be in a pretty rockin' one. He recently played The Delancey with his band The Blue Jackets, and you can watch one of their songs from that night right here: more ›

about a tiny jewel thief and the family who puts him in diapers thinking he's a sweet baby. Awww, isn't it adorable when Marlon smacks Shawn upside the head with a frying pan? more ›

The Post lets us know where the hot post-MTV Video Music Awards parties are going to be, who is expected to be there, and how to crash. Venues include the Four Seasons (Madonna, Fatboy Slim, Fred Durst), Show (P. Diddy's bash, Justin Timberlake, Beyonce Ed Burns, the Hilton girls), Tao (Avril, Tim Robbins, Rosario Dawson, Tony Hawk), Splashlight Studios (The Donnas, Drew & Fabrizio, Iggy Pop), and we're sure enterprising kids will be photoblogging the festivites. Or check out the celebrity A-, B-, and C-list yourself from the streets that will be closed off (bottom of page). more ›

It's good to know that Winona Ryder is basically like the Welcome Wagon for any semi-cute up-and-coming would-be rocker - at least someone is looking out for the lads. That's why she was the focus of a VH1 All Access:Winona Rules! Truly, it makes sense for Winona to be featured, because as Courtney Love says, as quoted on the show's site, "You’re no one in music until you have feuded with me or until you sleep with Winona!” more ›