Union jobs are coveted, because they offer the well-paying and usually secure positions—which is why hundreds of people have been camping out for the chance to apply for apprenticeships at Local Union 46, the metallic lathers and reinforcing ironworkers union. The first person in line outside the Queens shop got there last Sunday.
Hundreds Camp Out In Queens With Hopes Of A Union Job
Unemployment Remains At 8.3%, With 227,000 Jobs Added In February
Cue up the Tom Hanks-narrated Obama 2012 campaign video! According to the U.S. Department of Labor, 29% of private-sector jobs that were cut during the downturn have been restored. Nonfarm payroll employment rose by 227,000 in February, and the unemployment rate was unchanged at 8.3% (making it the lowest rate in three years). Reuters analyst Felix Salmon is feeling groovy this morning, writing, "This is looking like a real trend: the recovery in the American jobs market is going as well as anybody could reasonably expect." He adds:
Dow Closes Above 13,000 For First TIme Since May 2008
A week after managing to cross the 13,000 mark but falling back into the 12,000-zone, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 13,005 points today. The Wall Street Journal says, "The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed above 13000 points for the first time in nearly four years Tuesday, before the financial crisis and global slowdown sent markets reeling." The NY Times notes, "The index, which tracks 30 of the biggest companies on Wall Street, last surpassed the milestone mark in a closing on May 19, 2008, when it ended trading at 13,028.16."
Study: Rich People Are More Inclined To Lie, Cheat, Steal
Proving what we already knew about those Standard Oil-emulating, stripper tears-drinking, tax-dodging, climate science-denying bastards, a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggests that rich people are more likely to lie, cheat, and break the law without compunction, for their personal gain. The study's abstract notes "that upper-class individuals’ unethical tendencies are accounted for, in part, by their more favorable attitudes toward greed."
Dow Crosses 13,000 For First Time Since May 2008
The Dow Jones Industrial Average crossed the 13,000 mark today, in the wake of the Greek bailout deal. The Wall Street Journal reports, "It was the first time the Dow reached the 13000 level on an intraday basis since May 20, 2008. The last time the Dow closed above that level was May 19, 2008. Shares pulled back a bit in late morning. The Dow was up 46 points, or 0.4%, at 12996."
Congress Passes Payroll-Tax Cut, Unemployment Extension
Today, the House of Representatives and Senate both "passed a deal to extend the payroll-tax-cut through year-end, continue unemployment benefits and avoid a steep cut in Medicare doctors' fees," as the Wall Street Journal reports. The House passed the measure 292-132 (91 Republicans and 41 Democrats were against it) while the Senate's vote was 60 to 36 (30 Republicans, 5 Democrats and 1 Independent were against it)—you can see the breakdown of the vote here—Congress, Senate.
Dollar Dollar Lin Ya'll: Jeremy Lin Economy Is Thriving
One of the not-so-secret results of Jeremy Lin's linbelievable ascendance to superstardom over the past two weeks? His success has led to a lot of people making a lot of money. New merchandise is being created and hawked online everyday, jerseys are selling out, scalpers are running wild with ticket prices, TV ratings are through the roof, and MSG shares have hit record highs. Does this count as Linsploitation?
Brownsville Hospital Is Dangerously Low On Toilet Paper
While some hospitals are serving their ultra-wealthy, cash paying customers lobster tail and letting them convalesce in gigantic suites, Brookdale University Hospital in Brownsville can't even keep their bathrooms stocked with toilet paper. "They are trying to financially stabilize the hospital; that's what they are telling us," radiology technician and 1199 SEIU delegate Paulette Forbes told the Daily News. Forbes brings a roll of toilet paper with her to work, but no word on whether Brookdale will begin using controversial "Shake it off" therapy on patients to further cut costs.
Ode On A Grecian Burn: Photos, Video Of Greek Austerity Riots
On Sunday, the Greek Parliament voted on a new austerity measure, which is intended to forestall bankruptcy with "a 22 percent cut in the benchmark minimum wage and 150,000 government layoffs by 2015 — a bitter prospect in a country ravaged by five years of recession," as the Times puts it. Riots ensued across the country, and in Athens the AP reports that at least 45 buildings were burned, "including one of the capital’s oldest cinemas, while dozens of stores and cafes were smashed and looted." Way to stick it to the man! Here's video of the fiery chaos:
Unemployment Rate Falls To 8.3%, Lowest Since February 2009
The U.S. Labor Department announced that 243,000 jobs were added in January, sending the unemployment rate to 8.3%, its lowest point since Feburary 2009.
Reckoning For The Rich: Buffett Rule Proposed By Senate
A version of the "Buffett Rule" was introduced today by Senate Democrats after a call by President Obama for the super-rich to start paying their fair share in the State of the Union Address last week. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, a Democrat from Rhode Island, formally introduced what he's calling the "Paying a Fair Share Act of 2012." Under the law, millionaires would pay a minimum 30 percent effective tax rate, or more than double what millionaire Mitt Romney has been paying. According to the Congressional Research Center, approximately 94,500 taxpayers, a quarter of all U.S. millionaires, pay a lower tax rate than the vast majority of middle-income taxpayers. While potential revenue has yet to be formally calculated, Whitehouse estimates that the law could generate $40-50 billion annually.
High Demand For Food Stamps Means Hiring People To Give Them Out
With more people clamoring for food stamps and turning benefits centers into fire hazards by waiting in line all day, creating human gridlock that the FDNY had to alleviate, the city is finally going to do something about it: Hire more people to distribute the benefits. Human Resources Administration Deputy Commissioner Patricia Smith told the City Council, "The alleviation of crowding at our office is a high priority."
After Massive Gingrich Win, Romney Promises To Release Tax Returns
What does Newt Gingrich's 12% win over Mitt Romney in South Carolina mean? Even if Gingrich doesn't have Romney's war chest and organization for Florida's primary on the 31st, his momentum is snowballing in the state's print media, and this morning Romney admitted he made a mistake in declining to release his tax returns, and said he will make them available on Tuesday. “We made a mistake in holding off as long as we did,” the candidate told FOX News, noting that he pays a "substantial" amount of taxes. Still Gingrich can point out that in terms of percentage, he pays double what a member of the 0.01% does.
Rocawear Laid Off Half Its Staff The Day Before Blue Ivy Was Born
Famous hospital travel writer and connoisseur Sean Carter has gone all sensitive now that he has a newborn baby with Beyonce. He won't even use the "B word" anymore! But Jay clearly was his old, stoic self on January 6, a day before Blue Ivy Carter was born, when half of Rocawear's staff got laid off in New York.
Interactive Map: Are You A Member Of The 1%?
If there's one thing Americans love, besides cheese-filled sausages, it's boiling down their every trait and unique essence into a monetary figure that defines who they are. To that end, the New York Times has an nifty interactive map that tells you which "percent" you are both nationally and compared to other areas of the country. We'd be King of Danville!
Wall Street Bankers Threaten To Sue If Bonuses Aren't Big
According to the WSJ, Wall Street's end-of-year bonuses will shrink drastically thanks to dismal fourth-quarter figures. Around 400 partners at Goldman Sachs will see their net pay cut in half, while Morgan Stanley's bonuses may dip from 40% to 30%. Some socialist bankers (they exist) might suggest that a falling tide sinks all boats, but those idiots clearly haven't stepped aboard the Serene. Never ones to take fairness lying down, a group of executives at the brokerage firm Jefferies Group are threatening to sue or quit or both if their pay isn't up to par.
Want To Chase The American Dream? Move To Canada
Time was an industrious American with true grit and a little moxie could pull him or herself up by his or her bootstraps, starting off with nothing but ambition in the mailroom and advancing all the way to the F...B...I. There's considerable debate over when this was the norm, but we clearly remember seeing it documented in such motion pictures as The Talented Mr. Ripley. Well, sorry to disillusion you, but that was the old America, according to a number of troubling studies showing that the United States is now the least upwardly mobile of comparable nations like Canada. Well, isn't it high time we went up and plundered liberated those smug bastards?
Corzine Insists He Didn't Tell MF Global Employees To Misuse Client Funds
Former NJ governor Jon Corzine spoke to Congress today, to clarify the remarks he made last week about the collapse of brokerage MF Global. The firm, which he headed until it filed for bankruptcy, happens to be missing $1.2 billion in client money, and senators wanted to know who authorized the transfer. And, for what it's worth, Corzine said it wasn't him!
Corzine Had A Real Hard-On For Risky Trading
If you want to be further outraged by the antics of former NJ governor Jon Corzine, whose leadership of brokerage MF Global essentially resulted in its collapse (and there's still a billion dollars in client funds missing!), read this NY Times feature, titled, "A Romance With Risk That Brought On a Panic." But romance is too pretty a word: "He pushed through a $6.3 billion bet on European debt — a wager big enough to wipe out the firm five times over if it went bad — despite concerns from other executives and board members. And it is now clear that he personally lobbied regulators and auditors about the strategy."
Cops Back Off Ticketing Times Square's Cartoon Characters
Times Squares' costumed entrepreneurs are officially free to ply their trade without fear of retribution. According to the Daily News, the NYPD has stopped the policy of ticketing the Elmos, Hello Kitties, Buzz Lightyears and Spidermen who take pictures with kiddies for tips. The entertainers are allowed to receive tips, but not charge for pictures taken with them in costume. According Girish Dani, who dresses up as Spiderman, Elmo still gets a bad rap: "A few Elmos chase people for tips
I heard one or two Elmos drink whiskey, and this could be an issue." Ah, but Sesame Street is the type of place that drives a monster to drink.
BREAKING: Strippers Excellent At Bleeding Cash From Sad, Rich Men
Today's New York Post reveals a shocking truth: strippers don't strip for the accolades or the prestige, but for money! Several dancers at Rick's Cabaret in Midtown say they pull in as much as $10,000 in a single shift. Should protesters be Occupying the pole?
Video: Jay-Z Is Fine With Higher Taxes For The Rich
Jay-Z has now joined his mentor Russell Simmons in his measured support for higher taxes on rich folk such as himself, telling CNN, "I wouldn’t mind paying more taxes if it went to the things that really mattered. If it went to education, people [in] poverty and if it went to the right things." He continued, “It should be clearly defined
where all the money’s being allocated. Because you can understand paying so much for taxes and then things not improving, you’re like, where’s everything going to?” We await the "Jay-Z for OMB director" campaign with bated breath.
Country's Largest Corporations Spend More Money On Lobbying Than Taxes
In a "remember me, three years ago?" speech in Kansas yesterday, President Obama told the crowd, "This country succeeds when everyone gets a fair shot, when everyone does their fair share and when everyone plays by the same rules." A new report [pdf] from the non-profit organization Public Campaign shows that 30 of the country's largest corporationsincluding GE, Wells Fargo, Verizon, and Fed Expaid more to lobby Congress from 2008 through 2010 than they did in federal income taxes. What country was the president referring to?
Cuomo & Legislature Announce Tax Cuts For Everyone But Rich People
To everyone not reading this on an iPad in the CORE Club: you may have your taxes cut. Earlier today Governor Cuomo along with Republican Senate Majority Leader Dean Skelos and Democratic Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver hammered out an agreement to that representing "the first major restructuring of the tax code in decades resulting in a tax cut for 4.4 million middle class New Yorkers taxpayers." In a release [pdf], Governor Cuomo says, "We are cutting taxes on middle class New Yorkers and small businesses
This would be lowest tax rate for middle class families in 58 years." Sounds like somebody's gonna need a cheer-up weekend in Bermuda.
Income Tax Reform Now: Cuomo Officially Declares Current System "Unfair" To Middle Class
The rumors are true! Governor Cuomo's office has sent an op-ed written by the governor expressing his support for tax reform. You can read the whole thing below, but here's one key paragraph: "In New York under the permanent tax code, an individual making a taxable income of only $20,000 pays the same marginal tax rate as an individual making $20 million. It’s just not fair. While New York’s earned income tax credit, child care credit, and high standard deduction help working poor families, New York has left the middle class with an undue burden which also hinders our economic recovery."
Occupy Wall Street Hosts "Foreclosure Tour" In East New York Tomorrow
Though Occupy Wall Street has spent much of their time amidst the canyons of the Financial District's "heroes," tomorrow's efforts are focused in East New York, as part of a nationwide day of action to call attention to the housing crisis that continues to plague much of the country. Occupy Our Homes will meet at the Pennsylvania Avenue subway stop in Brownsville at 1 p.m. for a tour of foreclosed homes, ending with a housewarming party for the families who are "taking these homes back for the community," despite impending foreclosure, and according to a release, volunteers from the many organizations involved will begin fixing up abandoned property.
What Inequality? Chelsea Condo Has Private Car Elevator
Instead of walking to Newtown Creek to catch dinner with a condom, wouldn't it be nice to hop into the car and glide down to the street in a private elevator? Glauco Lolli-Ghetti, a Manhattan real estate developer, lives this dream from the 11th floor of his $7 million Chelsea condo. “This is about as close to a suburban home that you can achieve in an urban area like New York,” Lolli-Ghetti tells the Times. Does anyone remember that cool car elevator that the Cleavers had in their glass-bound condo on Leave It To Beaver?
Governor Cuomo Warms Up To Higher Taxes On The Rich & Breaks For The Middle Class
Though he's couched his opposition to the renewal of the "Millionaire's Tax" in the lofty language of personal conviction, Governor Cuomo appears to be warming up to the idea of bringing more "fairness" to the tax code in order to bolster an anemic state budget. The Times reports that Democrats in the State Assembly were warned that the governor may call a special session of the legislature on Tuesday, and sources say "leaders were discussing the creation of new tax brackets that would allow them to apply higher tax rates to the state’s top earners" while giving middle-class families a tax cut. Perhaps the governor cares more about polling than he initially let on.
Unemployment Rate Falls To 8.6%, Lowest Since March 2009
Today, the U.S. Department of Labor announced that unemployment fell to 8.6% in November, the lowest since March 2009. According to Bloomberg News, "Payrolls climbed 120,000, after a revised 100,000 increase in October, with more than half the hiring coming from retailers and temporary help agencies."
Federal Reserve Joins Central Banks To Ease Strained Global Financial System
The stock markets have surged this morning after central banks, including the U.S. Federal Reserve, the Bank of Canada, the Bank of England, the Bank of Japan, the European Central Bank and the Swiss National Bank agreed to a program that essentially makes U.S. dollars more available to European banks and to ease the global debt crisis.


