Whether or not you're out enjoying this fine spring afternoon or in your bedroom praying for sleep may depend on how close you live to "INSANE night drilling" at the base of the Brooklyn Bridge. A tipster who lives on Cadman Plaza West tells us that despite their soundproof windows, the jackhammering that begins at midnight and lasts until at least 3 a.m. remains a form of "noise torture" that prevents them from sleeping. What's worse is that the DOT can't start drilling until 11 p.m. at night, when their permit kicks in, and that all noise ordinances are being obeyed.
Bleary-Eyed In Brooklyn Heights: BK Bridge Rehab Keeping Residents Awake
Thousands Of Baby Eels Are Swiming Into Staten Island Now
Huh, things we did not know until today? Though they are born in the Atlantic Ocean (in the Sargasso Sea by Bermuda) the anguilla rostrata, or the American Eel, spend their lives in fresh water rivers and streams before going back south to spawn and die. Right now the tiny, translucent baby eels are making their way North, and for the first time they are being counted in a major metropolitan area (counts up and down the Hudson have been happening for a few years now). In this case, on Staten Island. And the number of eels this year is quite high!
$3.8 Billion Deal Means A Lot Less Poop In NYC Waterways
A $3.8 billion agreement between the city and the Department of Environmental Conservation will invest in green infrastructure and improve existing facilities and prevent sewage runoff from entering the city's waterways. "This is the first time it is legally locked in for the city to make significant investments in green investment. That distinguishes New York from everywhere else in the country," a senior lawyer for the Natural Resources Defense Council told DNAinfo. This means (hopefully) kayaking without threat of disease.
What Else Is In Your Tap Water Besides, Y'know, Water?
New York City has, we were raised to believe, the champagne of municipal tap waters. Seriously, compare our water to anyone else's and try and say they've got better (go ahead, Stevens Point, Wisconsin, try). But just because our water is delicious doesn't mean it is pure H2O. Nope, there are lots of other things hidden in your agua as well.
Nosy Newcomers Can't Handle Carroll Gardens Coffee Smell
Basically since it opened in 1948 D'Amico's in Carroll Gardens has been roasting coffee inside its charming storefront. And for all those years nobody seemed to mind the smell that wafted down the street. Until now. As Pardon Me For Asking notes, an unhappy neighbor went and complained to the city, and now, Frank D'Amico tells us, "we may have to stop roasting all together. Ah well, what are you going to do?"
Game Of Thrones: NYC Super Bowl Toilet Stats Will Scare The Poop Out Of You
Forget about the score and the amazing ratings—if there is one fact you need to know about the Super Bowl this weekend it is this: after the game ended, so many people evacuated themselves in our fair city that water usage spiked 13 percent, a jump so big it caused the water level in the 30-foot-deep Hillview Reservoir in Yonkers to drop 2 inches. That's a whole lot of bowl bombing!
City Doesn't Give A Crap About 259K Pounds Of Poop Pumped Into The Gowanus Canal
The Environmental Protection Agency a.k.a. The Bureau of Bloodthirsty Job-Killing Werewolves released an expansive report [pdf] last month that recommends a 10-year plan to dredge and replace layers of matter kindly referred to as "sediment" in the Gowanus canal, costing close to $500 million. Per CERCLA, polluters are required to pick up Superfund bills, and as expected, gas companies and other businesses who dumped chemicals and had unprotected sex with the Gowanus Canal are doing their damndest to limit their liability. Add the City of New York to that list: the Department of Environmental Protection says the Gowanus' troubles have little to do with the tons of poop that it pumps into the canal each year.
Loose Nut Likely Caused Summer Poo Plant Fire
In July, a four-alarm fire ravaged the engine room of the North River Wastewater Treatment Plant along the Hudson River, sending raw sewage into the Hudson, East and Harlem Rivers. It took the Department of Environmental Protection three days to stop the sewage from pouring into the waterways—but beaches were closed and other water activities were discouraged for weeks after while the cleanup continued. Now it seems the DEP has found the root cause of the damage: a loose nut.
Broken Uptown Water Main Dates From 1917
Yesterday's water main break at West 106th Street and Central Park West flooded neighboring streets—and subways—and left a huge sinkhole. And it was pretty startling when the main broke after 11 a.m.—a witness named "Cowboy" told WPIX it was a "boom! It was an explosion, definitely." A more conventionally-named witness, Elizabeth, added, "It sort of looks like California looks after an earthquake."
Sewer Worker Made $771,841 Last Year
A city sewer engineer for the Department of Environmental Protection, which handles our drinking water and wastewater, made $771,841 last year. However, before you rush out to buy some coveralls, note that Gerald Mistrettaand six other high-grossing colleaguesonly earned that much because he worked 16 years without a raise.
Swimming Coyotes Terrorizing Housecats On Long Island
A new breed of supercoyote (okay, not really, just some smart ones) are apparently swimming across state lines to eat the housecats of tiny Fisher's Island, on the eastern tip of Long Island Sound. Ten cats have already gone missing!
Giant Staten Island Sinkhole Causes Huge Traffic Jam
Rain: asphalt's kryptonite? An enormous sinkhole opened up on Narrows Road North between Targee Street and Richmond Hill Road on Staten Island yesterday, causing major traffic delays and serious commuter headaches.
Dramatic Heroics Used To Stop Raw Sewage From Flowing In Rivers
The NY Times has a dramatic account of the everyday heroics needed to get the uptown wastewater treatment plant working after a devastating fire—wading in 8 feet of raw sewage, anyone?
DEP: Beaches And Waterways Safe For Swimming Again
Okay, so today doesn't look like the most beautiful day for a swim, but if you wanted to, the city says you wouldn't be risking your health. Yesterday, after water tests came up okay, the city reopened Sea Gate beach in Brooklyn and Cedar Grove Beach, Midland Beach and South Beach on Staten Island. "The most recent water quality sampling indicates that bacteria levels found at these locations and in New York Harbor has returned to acceptable levels," the DEP says. Oh, and they've also given the all-clear for recreational water activities in the city's rivers. Anybody up for some kayaking?
Crappy Water Keeps Five City Beaches Closed
Last week, after a four-alarm fire shut down the North River Wastewater Treatment Plant in Harlem, the city dumped millions of gallons of raw sewage into the Hudson River. That dump ended on Friday night but the fallout continues.
Raw Sewage Not Being Dumped Into Hudson Any More!
Last night at 9:30 p.m., the North River Wastewater Treatment Plant stopped discharging "untreated" sewage into the Hudson River. The plant, which has been in operation since 1986 and treats about 120 million gallons of a wastewater a day, was hobbled by a four-alarm fire on Wednesday that knocked out its engine room pumps. And it was quite an effort from the Department of Environmental Protection.
DEP: Hudson Sewage Dumping Should Be Over Soon
Good news from the DEP! Our short Metropolitan nightmare of feces-filled rivers may be coming to a close. The DEP is starting to turn the engines back on at the North River wastewater treatment plant, which means that the raw sewage dump that has been going on since Wednesday's fire may soon be over.
Beware The Floating Feces: City Confirms Hudson, East And Harlem Rivers Are Pooped
Don't even think about cooling off in the Hudson River, the East River south of the Triborough or in the Harlem river this weekend—City officials have declared them unfit for recreational activity due to the raw sewage spewing out of the North River wastewater treatment plant. The plant has been offline since a four-alarm fire ripped through its engine room on Wednesday. Since then, the plant has discharged at least 120 million gallons of raw sewage into the Hudson.
The Hudson River Is Getting Pooped On Right Now
It is hot out there but if you are looking to cool down you probably don't want to take a dip in the Hudson. See, because of that four-alarm fire at the North River wastewater treatment plant yesterday the DEP is currently discharging gallons and gallons of raw sewage into the river.
4-Alarm Fire Rips Through UWS Sewage Treatment Plant, Park
A huge four-alarm blaze broke out today in the North River wastewater treatment plant on the Henry Hudson Parkway. The FDNY says the fire was first reported at 11:46 a.m. and was brought under control—thanks to 39 units and 168 firefighters—by 3 p.m. According to the DEP, which runs the treatment center, the fire started in an engine room. As the fire raged thousands of people were evacuated from the Riverbank State Park which sits on top of the plant.
Should DEP Be On Call To Recover Your Lost Stuff?
Yesterday, DEP workers became heroes for Queena Feng after they retrieved her iPhone from a sewer. Feng said the phone slipped out of her pocket and down the drain after leaving her boyfriend's car, but after calling 311 and leaving her number, the DEP scheduled a retrieval date and got her phone back. Because according to the Daily News, the DEP "has a squad of city workers on call, ready to fish dropped valuables out of Gotham's catch basins for free." But what about our tax dollars, etc!
Crazy Stuff Is Coming Out Of Our Sewers
What on earth have you been flushing down your toilet? For the first time ever the Department of Environmental Protection is cleaning out the city's 136 miles of sewers, and superintendent of sewer operations Chris Laudando said, "You're surprised every day as to what comes out of there. You see bricks. You see cans, bottles, grease, hairballs." All of which causes sewage to flood the waterways during storms.
DEP Has Some Big Ideas For the Future
The Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) is looking to the future. The water utility today drops a 75-page, 100-point report on its aims for the next three years. And it is ambitious! We aren't just talking about things like paperless billing, new water rate structures and getting everyone automated meters. We're talking about big picture ideas like harvesting the tons of wastewater we produce daily into clean energy sources, covering water treatment plants in solar energy panels and selling insurance (a "service line protection plan" in their words).
Icicle Audi's Window Cracked In Daring Rescue Attempt
As owner Pete said earlier today, mild force just wasn't working to free the icicle Audi from its six-inch frozen casing. It looks like a couple of guys took a second shot at breaking the car out, and somebody (Pete? the DEP?) wound up breaking the back window in the process. You couldn't just wait for rain? It looks like they were at least able to chisel the ice off around the wheels, but our tipster guesses, "I doubt that the owner of that Audi is still in high spirits."
DEP Says It's Fixing Hydrants Faster Than It Was
Last week, in light of an audit by the office of the comptroller, we wondered how long it should take to fix a broken fire hydrant (the audit found it took an average of 18.3 days citywide). And today the Department of Environmental Protection, which runs these things, tells us that the situation has improved something fierce since the audit, which looked at stats through 2009. Since setting a new standard that year, the DEP says they have gotten the average repair time down to seven days citywide, below their internal target of 10 days. Nice!
How Long Does It Take To Fix a Broken Fire Hydrant?
Fire hydrants are an important part of the urban environment. After all, without them how are fire fighters supposed to fight fires? So you'd think keeping New York's 109,217 fire hydrants in good working order would be a top priority for the DEP (which is in charge of them). And yet a new audit from the comptroller's office would prove you wrong.
Brooklyn Woman Swallowed Up By Sidewalk
A Greenpoint woman encountered a damaged sidewalk this weekend on her way to the marathon. A sidewalk so damaged, in fact, that it swallowed her whole! According to the Brooklyn Paper, Philippa Kaye walked right into the 3.5-foot deep hole, located at Flatbush and 5th Avenues in Brooklyn. She has photos, and she does not look happy in them (though one has to wonder how, in broad daylight, a person does not see a hole that large).
No Asbestos At Madison Square Garden, But It's Still Closed
Yesterday, the Knicks canceled their home game against the Orlando Magic and Madison Square Garden was closed due to an asbestos scare—while cleaning "asbestos-related materials" in the attic, some debris fell into the arena. Well, the NYC's Department of Environmental Protection declared it safe, with a DEP spokesman saying, "It doesn’t appear that any asbestos was disturbed." That must make the tourists who wanted to see Amare Stoudemire Dwight Howard so MAD!!
Environmental Group Pulls Up Oysters in Jersey
With the NJDEP's ruling that water-purifying oysters are at too much of a risk from poachers, environmental group NY/NJ Baykeeper was forced to pull up the oysters it had cultivated along Raritan Bay. Scientists say the oysters could restore the waters to health, but the FDA is worried the oysters, which absorb toxins in the water, could find their way into the edible seafood supply. Christine M. Lynn of NY/NJ Baykeeper told us, "Everyone we work with in New York is as surprised and confused by the NJDEP decision as we are."
Kitten Saved From Sewer System!
A little kitten hailing from the Bronx found itself in the city's sewer system recently. According to the Daily News, 21-year-old Edita Pjetrovic couldn't find her kitten named Motz, and says he likely slipped out the door during a barbecue she was having on Sunday. During her search, a friend at a local pizza shop told her a cat was heard meowing near Morris Park Avenue and White Plains Road—the noise was coming from under a sewer grate. The Department of Environmental Protection to the rescue! Workers helped locate and rescue the cat on Wednesday using video cameras, and Pjetrovic told the paper, "They really helped. They were really kind." Last summer a New Jersey kitten was rescued from the sewers—maybe they're trying to become the sewer gators.

