Remember way back in April, when we first told you about Famous Foods, VH1's new sure-to-be-transfixing, trashtastic new reality show about a group of "celebrities" (Ashley Dupre, Danielle Staub and Heidi Montag among them) competing to open a restaurant? Rejoice, trainwreck-lovers, for the time to witness this wondrous spectacle is almost upon us. more ›

Former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub has stepped away from the stripper pole. The 48-year-old just signed a three year contract with Scores to make live appearances, as well as appearances on ScoresLive.com (guess she didn't take home the big restaurant challenge prize). However, after fully nude photos of her showed up all over the internet, she walked away from the deal. She says she is now seeking treatment for psychological problems rooted in childhood sexual abuse. And she's seeking that treatment from Dr. Drew Pinsky, so she must be serious about this because surely getting "treatment" from a reality television doctor isn't a play to get a new reality television contract. more ›

Former Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub has returned to the stripper pole from whence she came. While she had described her former job as "burlesque dancer," she is now taking off her tops and bottoms for the masses at Scores right here in New York. According to TMZ, she's signed a three-year contract in which she "agreed to do one live appearance and occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com." The club sent over some very NSFW photos of the 48-year-old on the pole, and you can click through to view them—we have censored them for you (you're welcome). more ›

Last we heard of Eliot Spitzer's old escort Ashley Dupre, the multi-talented young lass was looking to get into real estate. We guess the commissions weren't good enough though, because now Dupre is joining up with the luminous likes of Heidi Montag, Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub, and The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka for a new reality restaurant show called Famous Food. We're imagining a combination of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here and Celebrity Rehab with a dash of America's Next Great Restaurant, and we can't wait. more ›

If you had to do the whole Desert Island List thing but instead of your favorite albums you had to bring cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, you would probably just choose the solitude scenario that made Tom Hanks befriend a volleyball in Castaway because those are some crazy bitches on that show. In this week's very special episode, we see a chinchilla-clad Teresa Giudice chase after drama-whore Danielle Staub as she tries to escape Guidice's Mean Girl mind games, which, let's be honest, never had a chance at working. more ›