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Jon Stewart: SOPA Will Drive Us To Libraries "Like A Common Masturbator"

Jon Stewart: SOPA Will Drive Us To Libraries "Like A Common Masturbator"

The Daily Show featured not one but two segments on SOPA last night, and with Wikipedia "dark," Jon Stewart had a dickens of a time figuring out just what the hell SOPA means. (What was he supposed to do to learn things, "go to the library like a common masturbator?") And so Stew-Beef reluctantly turned to the "notoriously unreliable news" for answers, discovering, to his horror, that this law could send violators to jail for up to five years for merely streaming copyrighted material. more ›

Watch Mario Batali Feed Jon Stewart "Pre-Chewed" Food On The Daily Show

Watch Mario Batali Feed Jon Stewart "Pre-Chewed" Food On The Daily Show

Last week Stephen Colbert handed over the reins of his super PAC—Citizens for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow—to Jon Stewart so that he could focus on exploring a possible run for "president of the United States of South Carolina." Election laws don't allow Colbert to coordinate with Stewart on how to spend all that money, so it's up to The Daily Show host to decipher Colbert's intentions from his public statements. And after watching Colbert's statements on "This Week," he deduced that the money would best be spent hiring Mario Batali to cook a delicious meal for him—and then pay double for the chef to "pre-chew" the food and deposit it into Stewart's gaping mouth. Yes, really: more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Skewers Fox News' Condemnation Of Obama's "Godless" Thanksgiving

Video: Jon Stewart Skewers Fox News' Condemnation Of Obama's "Godless" Thanksgiving

In case you stepped away from Fox News for a few moments over the Thanksgiving holiday, you may have missed the network's outraged condemnation of President Obama for not mentioning God in his YouTube Thanksgiving address. Ever ready to feed conservative America's insatiable hunger for vapid manufactured controversy, Fox derided the president's secular liberal godlessness with their special blend of sanctimony and contempt. And last night, the circle was completed at last when The Daily Show weighed in on this "Much Ado About Stuffing": more ›

Video: Daily Show Shows OWS's "Class Divide" At Zuccotti Park

Video: Daily Show Shows OWS's "Class Divide" At Zuccotti Park
     

Yes, Occupy Wall Street has been a rich source of material for The Daily Show, from protesters pooping in—and ruining—local businesses' bathrooms to the temperature checks. Jon Stewart himself has questioned the group's theatrics (though "I am very much interested in the message that's being articulated") and pooping on cop cars, so he enjoyed correspondent Samantha Bee's visit to Zuccotti Park before the police raid. Bee found that the class war was alive and kicking—within the encampment—as some referred to one part of the park as the "aristocratic" part where Brooklyn hipsters reign and another as "the ghetto." more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Baffled By Alleged Penn State Child Rapist's Media Blitz

Video: Jon Stewart Baffled By Alleged Penn State Child Rapist's Media Blitz

Last night, Jon Stewart was just as baffled as everyone else by former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky's bizarre telephone interview with NBC's Bob Costas on Monday. Saying he had "raised the insanity bar," Stewart dissected the interview, pointing out that Sandusky can't even bring himself to lie emphatically, while criticizing his defense attorney Joe Amendola (who has his own ethical issues with underage teens) for allowing the interview to happen in the first place: "Now I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that when you're accused of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable, you may not want to literally phone in your defense on national television." more ›

Video: Jon Stewart And Al Sharpton Criticize Occupy Wall Street "Theatrics"

Video: Jon Stewart And Al Sharpton Criticize Occupy Wall Street "Theatrics"

The newly-slimmed down (and cable-ready) Rev. Al Sharpton visited the Daily Show last night, and sat down with Jon Stewart to discuss the Occupy Wall Street protesters who have been nestled in Zuccotti Park for the last month. Among other things, they covered the media bias in reporting on OWS, and Sharpton's full embrace of OWS, including the time he broadcast his radio show live from the park. But the most interesting parts of the interview came when the two criticized the "theatrics" around OWS. Watch below. more ›

Videos: Jon Stewart Scolds Protester For Crapping On NYPD Car, Colbert Armed With DIY Pepper Spray

Videos: Jon Stewart Scolds Protester For Crapping On NYPD Car, Colbert Armed With DIY Pepper Spray

Last night The Daily Show and The Colbert Report returned from one of their frequent vacations (hey, you try being funny four days a week!) and dove right into the Occupy Wall Street coverage. Neither segment was as hilaaaairious as one might expect, but each had their moments—particularly when Jon Stewart summoned a protester over to the dreaded "Camera 3" to chastise him for defecating on an NYPD car: more ›

Daily News Calls Out Two Impostor Daily News Journalists At Occupy Wall Street

Daily News Calls Out Two Impostor Daily News Journalists At Occupy Wall Street

After an initial period of indifference, the media—both professional and amateur—have swarmed Zuccotti Park to cover the Occupy Wall Street protests. Most are sincere, while a few show up with the goal of poking fun at the demonstrators. But yesterday two men brandishing a video camera and a microphone approached attendees in the park for interviews, telling them they were with The New York Daily News. A Daily News employee snapped their photo and confronted the impostors. more ›

Jon Stewart, Everyone Else, Reacts To Christie's Non-Announcement

Jon Stewart, Everyone Else, Reacts To Christie's Non-Announcement

Yesterday, Chris Christie confirmed that he was not going to be running for the job of President of the United States (at least not in 2012). But with Christie confirming what he's been saying for ages, where does that leave political pundits? Licking their wounds and reviewing the tape. And luckily, yesterday's press conference had lots of good tape to review! more ›

Jon Stewart, Democrats Agree Weiner's To Blame For House Loss

Jon Stewart, Democrats Agree Weiner's To Blame For House Loss

The 9th District's new representative in Congress, Bob Turner, will be sworn in today, and his fellow Republicans are interpreting his special election victory as A SIGN that Obama is a one term president. Former Mayor Ed Koch, whose endorsement of Turner was pivotal, is also reading the tea leaves, and says Obama would have to be "pretty blind" not to get the message that the Jewish vote is up for grabs. "Now the president knows he cannot take the Jewish vote for granted," Koch told the Post yesterday, suggesting that Democrat David Weprin lost because of Obama's Israel policy. Jon Stewart, on the other hand, blamed Anthony Weiner's "self portrait." more ›

Debate: Should We End The War On Terror?

Debate: Should We End The War On Terror?

While President Obama draws down troop commitments in Iraq and Afghanistan, make no mistake: the War on Terror is still being waged, from heightened airport security measures to the fact that the CIA has turned into a killing machine. But with the death of Osama bin Laden, the (arguably) diminishing influence of Al Qaeda, and the risk of turning the War on Terror into the War on Drugs, should we call it quits? more ›

Video: Daily Show's Jon Stewart Skewers News Of The World As Murdoch's Stock Nosedives

Video: Daily Show's Jon Stewart Skewers News Of The World As Murdoch's Stock Nosedives

The phone hacking scandal that shut down media mogul Rupert Murdoch's tabloid The News of the World gave The Daily Show plenty of material last night—and this rotten fruit is hanging so low that Jon Stewart and John Oliver didn't have to do much more than simply go through the revolting facts of the case, as Stewart pretended to throw up in his mouth. Some jokes just write themselves, and if you haven't been following along with this yet, the segment serves as a pretty thorough primer on the whole sordid mess: more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Sounds Off On NY State's Corn Hold

Video: Jon Stewart Sounds Off On NY State's Corn Hold

A few months ago, we reported that corn had (almost) beat onion in an epic battle for state vegetable—all the zea mays needed was a final vote from Senate to make things official. Well, that vote has come, proving that our government, which is currently in the midst of an extended (some would say neverending) session, is taking the time to tackle the issues that matter most. Watch as Jon Stewart celebrates the Senate's vote on the absolute most important topic facing the state right now: more ›

Video: Weiner's Waxed Bod Bothers Jon Stewart

Video: Weiner's Waxed Bod Bothers Jon Stewart

The chorus of Democrats calling for the resignation of apparent gym rat Rep Anthony Weiner gained a big voice yesterday when President Obama chimed in, telling Ann Curry that he "would resign" if it were him—not that Obama's opinion on the resignation status of New York Congressmen has mattered much before (*cough* Charlie Rangel *cough*). Oh, and speaking of the Harlem Representative, Rangel's defense of Weiner made for excellent fodder on The Daily Show last night. more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Bleeds For Anthony Weiner's Sins

Video: Jon Stewart Bleeds For Anthony Weiner's Sins

Last night Jon Stewart once again took on the hot mess that is Weinergate—and this time it got bloody. No joke; actual blood was spilled. In a mock press conference in which Stewart "resigned" from his position while reviewing his coverage ("I personally said the word 'c**k' ten times") the former bartender smashed a glass on his hand while making a frozen margarita... Uhm, it made sense in context: more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Debates Common, Fox News' "Selective Outrage Machine" With Bill O'Reilly

Video: Jon Stewart Debates Common, Fox News' "Selective Outrage Machine" With Bill O'Reilly

The right wing furor over the White House's invitation to rapper Common to perform last week got the Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly treatment, as O'Reilly invited the Daily Show host onto his Fox News program to discuss the issue. Stewart offered his thoughts, as well as his "mad love" for O'Reilly. more ›

Videos: Jon Stewart Says Of Osama Bin Laden's Death, "We're Back Baby!"

Videos: Jon Stewart Says Of Osama Bin Laden's Death, "We're Back Baby!"
       

On the Daily Show last night, Jon Stewart was absolutely thrilled about Osama bin Laden's demise at the hands of U.S. Special Forces. The Tribeca resident said, "I am way too close to this whole episode to be rational about this in any way, shape, or form. Last night was a good night — for me. And not just for New York or D.C. or America, but for human people … Al Qaeda’s opportunity is gone … Can they still do damage? I’m sure. But we’re back, baby." more ›

Video: Everyone Loves To Mock Donald Trump

Video: Everyone Loves To Mock Donald Trump

Up until today, it's been mostly smooth sailing for professional hairpiece Donald Trump, who is well into his quest to reveal that President Obama is an impostor who wasn't born in America, and return the one true ring to Mordor. But today is shaping up to be pile-on-The-Donald day. In a profile with Time Magazine, Trump dodged a question about how many members serve in the House of Representatives: "Well, I don't want to answer your questions because this isn't a history class," said Trump, who insisted he knew the answer. "You could get some stiff that knows every one of those answers, but is incapable of governing." Classic Palin Donald! more ›

Video: When GE Pays No Taxes And Gets Billions In Benefits, Daily Show Is All WTF

Video: When GE Pays No Taxes And Gets Billions In Benefits, Daily Show Is All WTF

Last week, the NY Times published an outrageous article about how GE, with the help of its 975-employee tax department, paid no taxes, in spite of $14.2 billion in profits, over $5 billion made in the U.S. The Times added, "In fact, G.E. claimed a tax benefit of $3.2 billion." It's good to be rich, isn't it? You get to avoid paying taxes AND get VIP service from the NYPD. So, last night on the Daily News, Jon Stewart covered the matter in a segment called, "I Give Up," noting how GE has cut 20% of its American workforce while moving jobs overseas. more ›

Jon Stewart Appointed to 9/11 Memorial And Museum Board

Jon Stewart Appointed to 9/11 Memorial And Museum Board

Jon Stewart, host of The Daily Show, was named to the board of the National 9/11 Memorial and Museum foundation and said after the board's meeting yesterday, "I’m very humbled. Luckily for me, it appears as if they’ve done 95 percent of the hard labor on this. So I’m hoping to help in any way I can offer... I’m like their intern at this point." more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Begs Senate To Pass 9/11 Health Bill

Video: Jon Stewart Begs Senate To Pass 9/11 Health Bill

Last night, Jon Stewart dedicated his final Daily Show of 2010 to the languishing James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act. It's believed that the bill, which has passed the House (not without shouting) but was filibustered by the GOP in the Senate, has its last shot this year, because next year the House goes to the Republicans. Last week, Republicans Senators complained that tax cuts needed to take precedence; now that the tax cut plan has passed both houses, Republican Senators have objected to the voting on the bill again because the vote might take place between Christmas and New Year's. So Stewart, like he did earlier this week, took lawmakers—and conservative pundits—to task for seemingly abandoning 9/11 first responders. more ›

Jon Stewart Wants GOP To End Death Grip On 9/11

Jon Stewart Wants GOP To End Death Grip On 9/11

Last night, the Daily Show took up the Senate's failure to pass the James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act, which would have given $7.4 billion to Ground Zero first responders and their survivors. Jon Stewart asked, "Since when do Republicans make 9/11 first responders stand over in the corner with the gays and Mexicans?" more ›

Jon Stewart: Rally to Restore Sanity Not Political, Just Visceral

Jon Stewart: Rally to Restore Sanity Not Political, Just Visceral

Daily Show host Jon Stewart appeared on Larry King Live last night to clear up some misconceptions about his big Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. After first congratulating his host on leaving CNN "like the last guy out of a burning building," Stewart declared that his event in Washington on October 30th "is in fact not a political rally." So what is it? more ›

Video: Jon Stewart Bids "Hurty Sanchez" Adieu

Video: Jon Stewart Bids "Hurty Sanchez" Adieu

Last night Jon Stewart poked more fun at the "extremely pokeable" Rick Sanchez, who got fired from CNN Friday after he called Jon Stewart a bigot, implied that Jews control the media, and said his bosses discriminated against him because he was Hispanic and were leaving jobs for "the high-profile white guys." In his now-infamous radio interview, Sanchez also derided Stewart for "growing up in a suburban middle class suburban home." Here's Stewart's response, with priceless "vintage photo" of him as a fancy-boy riding a penny farthing to the Cotillion: more ›

Jon Stewart Teases Rick Sanchez Some More

Jon Stewart Teases Rick Sanchez Some More

Last night, at the Night Of Too Many Stars benefit (it airs on Comedy Central on 10/21), Jon Stewart finally spoke out about the whole Rick Sanchez situation. The event raises money for autism education, and according to the Hollywood Reporter, "Stewart said: 'If you went on radio and said the Jews control the media...you may want to hold on to your money.' But if Sanchez was right about the Jews, Stewart also suggested, 'All he has to do is apologize to us, and we'll hire him back.'" When David Letterman appeared, he said he "was just in the city 'helping Rick Sanchez clean out his office.'" But for your reference, here are clips of Stewart making fun of Sanchez on The Daily Show. more ›

Video: Bill O'Reilly Wants to Ally with Jon Stewart

Video: Bill O'Reilly Wants to Ally with Jon Stewart

As promised, Bill O'Reilly completed the TV guest prisoner transfer agreement with Jon Stewart and appeared on The Daily Show last night to plug his new book, Pinheads and Patriots. The interview wasn't funny as Stewart's appearance on The O'Reilly Factor last week, in part because Stewart was a much more gracious host, welcoming the Fox host onto his show with music and rose petals. But it's good for a laugh nonetheless, especially then Stewart describes his experience walking out of Fox headquarters, which he calls "The Temple of Doom." Not so funny is O'Reilly cracking wise about killing Stephen Colbert with a Predator drone strike. more ›

Video: Stewart, Colbert Hosting Rival Rallies on National Mall

Video: Stewart, Colbert Hosting Rival Rallies on National Mall

As a riposte to Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally in D.C. last month, Jon Stewart is organizing a "Rally to Restore Sanity" on Oct. 30th on the National Mall. In an announcement on The Daily Show last night, Jon Stewart played a series of clips showing histrionic extremist protesters on both ends of the political spectrum, and lamented that America's moderate mainstream is often ignored by the media. "Why don't we hear from the 70-80 percenters?" asked Stewart. "Because you have shit to do." He described his rally as "a million moderate march... which is real... to send a message to our leaders and our national media that says, We are here! (We are only here though until six because we have a sitter.)" Never one to be upstaged, Stephen Colbert interrupted Stewart's announcement with his own (attempted) announcement: more ›

Woody Allen Weighs In On "Ground Zero" Mosque

Woody Allen Weighs In On "Ground Zero" Mosque

Filmmaker Woody Allen, who recently told a reporter "there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions," is in full support of the Islamic community center and mosque proposed for Lower Manhattan. At the post-premiere party for his new film, Allen told he Daily News, "Of course I think they should build the mosque. The only people that have a right to weigh in on are the people that were personally involved in 9/11... All of the other people weighing in are doing so for political and exploitation reasons. I feel those people should shut up and just let the people who were personally affected make their case." You may recall that last month one Fox News commenter suggested building the mosque in Woody Allen's building, which was deliciously skewered by The Daily Show: more ›

Video: Staten Island, Land Of A Future Justice?

Video: Staten Island, Land Of A Future Justice?

The Daily Show tackled one of the most pressing legal issues that Staten Island is facing (well, besides the horrible number of hate crimes): How the borough is the only one that hasn't produced a Supreme Court Justice. The show's Wyatt Cenac asked Assemblyman Matthew Titone why Staten Island was so great, only for Titone to pause (jokingly?) and then Titone talks about how it's diverse—"Staten Island often is thought of being exclusively Italian-American, having the guidos, but we have the largest Liberian population outside of Liberia." more ›

Bloomberg Discusses Mosque On Daily Show

Bloomberg Discusses Mosque On Daily Show

Last night, Mayor Bloomberg appeared on the Daily Show to discuss the most controversial topic New Yorkers have ever encountered: The sliced bagel tax, which Jon Stewart suggested was "anti-Semitic." The Stewart asked Bloomberg about that little issue—the mosque and community center proposed for two blocks from the World Trade Center site—"You have spoken out very eloquently in favor of people being able to do what they’re able to do on private property. Is that your feeling?" Bloomberg responded: more ›

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