The deal between Condé Nast and the Port Authority for the publisher to take over 1 million square feet at One World Trade Center is only a few days old, but the freaking out about moving there has already begun—even though the first staffers won't be able to move in until 2014. According to the Post, "So far, the design plans are not being shared with the staff. And for good reason. 'I think it will be horribly received in many parts of the building,'" because the office space design might include... cubicles. more ›

Though you're probably not at work this Labor Day, think back to the box you will once again inhabit tomorrow and ask yourself, do your co-workers call you the “freaky clown guy"? If not, you can probably rest assured that you've made some good decisions in your life. The Post takes a look at some of the weirdest cubicles in the city, including the desk of a man who boasts his collection of "jars of clown heads" right on his desk. The Associated Content senior community manager says, “I see their reactions, and it makes me want to take it over the top." Always a healthy reaction to the fear of your peers. more ›

Dealbreaker shared a photograph of a tech analyst's handiwork at Credit Suisse. According to an email sent to analysts and associates, "The attached picture was sent to me by Corporate Services and HR. This is nothing short of embarrassing for our group and something that the Firm takes very seriously. Vandalism of company property will result in disciplinary action leading up to, and including, termination of employment. We all work in a corporate environment - not a college dorm - if you cannot behave in a professional and respectful manner, you should consider alternative employment." more ›

NYC's Bicycle Access to Buildings Law takes effect tomorrow, requiring commercial buildings to allow tenants to bring their bicycles into offices using the freight elevator. If your employer approves your request to bring your bike up into the office, he or she can submit a formal request to the DOT, which will then require the person who controls the building to complete a Bicycle Access Plan. It's not really that complicated, and Transportation Alternatives has put together a great manual [pdf] to guide you through the whole process. more ›

Life in a notoriously squalid Chinatown boarding house only got worse after the city tried to bring the building at 81 Bowery up to code, the Village Voice reports. For years, poor immigrant tenants have paid around $100 a month for tiny cubicles on the kitchen-less fourth floor of the lodging house, where they share two shower stalls, a urinal, and four toilets. But after the city evacuated tenants last year because of fire code violations, the landlord tore down the tenants' handmade partitions, which blocked the sprinklers but had given residents a slight sense of privacy. more ›

Have you been asking yourself: where is all this candy coming from? So has the New York Times, and what they found may shock you: It is leftover candy from Halloween! The exclusive scoop reveals that some are so sick of seemingly harmless miniature candy bars that they bring the excess into the the office to unload on coworkers... who were apparently confused about this process until now. more ›