In light of all the awesome post-Easter candy sales going on at Duane Reades and bodegas across the city, just a quick PSA that yes, delicious Kinder Eggs are still illegal, and the feds have been raiding the stores that carry them.
Kinder Eggs Are Out To Kill Us
Over 1 Million Infantino Baby Slings Are Recalled
Almost two weeks after the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a warning about using baby slings for infants under 4 months old, baby sling manufacturer Infantino is voluntarily recalling more than a million of its slings. The CPSC says that three babies suffocated in the slings last year, and CPSC chairwoman Inez Tenenbaum previously said that a baby could suffocate "in a matter of minutes."
CPSC Issue Sling Warning For Babies Under 4 Months
The Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a warning about infant slings today. The agency noted that babies under the age of four months do not have have much neck control, so they may suffocate from while in the sling. The sling-style carriers are popular, because they allow the babies to be close to the parents' chest and are not as bulky as other structured carriers—some parents even brag about not putting their babies in "conventional" strollers.
For 5 Years, Maclaren Knew Strollers Were Amputating Fingers
For at least five years, popular stroller company Maclaren knew that children had been losing fingers in their stroller hinges, but the UK-based company did not inform the public or issue a recall until federal regulators all but forced it to do so. At least twelve children have had fingers cut off by Maclaren strollers, and earlier this week the company announced a "voluntary recall" of all their strollers sold since 1999. But the Consumer Products Safety Commission [CPSC] may still come down hard on the company.

