Now, it's almost common place (though incredibly exciting and bugging) when a cow escapes a slaughterhouse. But, now, after seeing WABC 7's footage of cows on the loose in New Jersey, it seems that cows just love the road! A number of dairy cows were found on Route 202 and Branchburg police had to channel Old McDonald and round them up. This video is pretty hypnotizing—the cows approach a police cruiser, check it out, and then wander around. Eventually they make it back from the highway to what looks like a farm. more ›

Some follow-up about the story that riveted a city yesterday afternoon: The cow that escaped a Queens halal slaughterhouse is doing fine, seems to be headed upstate to a sanctuary, and has been given the name Molly. But one barber who witnessed the heifer's break for freedom—and the cops chasing her— told the Daily News, "It was bugging. I was worried. I'm not used to seeing stuff like that." Another witness told the Post that the cops said they chased Molly for ten blocks before managing to catch her in a yard. Naturally, the tabloids have the great quotes from residents and workers in the South Jamaica neighborhood: more ›