Ladies above a certain age, be careful out there: the internet is watching you, awaiting your every move. A certain 28-year-old Reddit poster is looking for "bars or hangouts where older women / cougars are known to frequent. I'm not out to get a sugar momma or anything, but I'm just attracted to older women." So, anonymous cougar hunters of the web, what say you?
Watch Out, Cougars Of NYC: Reddit Debates What Bars Older Ladies Love
DOE Thief's "Housewife Next Door" Loves All The Attention
This week, Department of Education computer consultant Willard "Ross" Lanham was accused of stealing $3.6 million in kickbacks. But the story took a turn for the Bravo when Lanham's weird relationship with his live-in estranged wife, Laura Lanham, took center stage. And Lanham is perfectly alright with her cougarlife hogging the spotlight: "My life is already a reality show...You can't make this s--- up. My reality is surreal. It's crazy," she told the News.
DOE Thief Stole Millions For His "Housewife Next Door"
Thanks to a frisky cougar, the Department of Education's computer contractor scandal has gotten a touch sexier. See, when consultant Willard "Ross" Lanham allegedly stole $3.6 million in kickbacks, he spent a good chunk of it on himself (i.e. $600,000 in cars)...but he spent a great deal more of it on his now-estranged wife Laura, going so far as to name the street in Long Island he developed (with stolen money) after her. But wouldn't you know, Laura Lanham wasn't happy just being a computer consultants trophy wife. So back in 2008, she and her friends created their own website: The Housewives Next Door. The site appears to have been left for dead since then, but the ladies on Bravo would be proud.
The Cougars Are Coming!
Of course there is a Miss Cougar America competition, and of course it's being held at Greenhouse Nightclub. Cougars will invade the city on April 29th for the Third Annual National Cougar Convention... hide your young!
Post Dispatches Guidos, Nerds to Get Rejected At Clubs
Bad news for Steve Urkel: you probably can't get into the Boom Boom Room. In the latest Post undercover report, six stereotypical clubgoers were sent to "exclusive" clubs like the Boom Boom Room, 1Oak and Marquee to test who could gain entrance. The guido, nerd, "nerdette," cougar, suburban dad and a "Jersey girl" hit the streets in the most outlandishly cliche attire imaginable. Seriously, look at the Post's photos. So, how did they do?
Lindsay Lohan Shacks Up With Cougar
The 23-year-old trainwreck better known as Lindsay Lohan has found herself a new bedmate. Allegedly she's been spotted with NY-based (and possibly bankrupt) photographer and future Bravo reality show star Indrani (also known as Julia I. Pal-Chaudhuri), who is 13 years her senior!
Word is the two have been secretly seeing each other since a photoshoot last fall, and Indrani doesn't seem to be denying it (her reality show does premiere next month, after all); she told The Post, "I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot."
Dutch Looking For NYC Cougars
Hey ladies, the Dutch are pouncing all over this Cougar phenomena (finally) and are looking to cast you in their television series called Café de Liefde. Translation: Love Café. They're hosting a special invitation-only Cougar Party this Sunday for cougars (40+), cubs (21-40/male), and cougars-in-training (or as we call them in America: Cheetahs). They'll be filming you and your prey at the party, and to get in on this terrifying action, you'll have to email elizabeth (at) theintv (dot) com with a photo and other pertinent info. They tell us "we are looking for Cougars and Cubs with interesting relationship stories to be a part of this docu-series." Susan Sarandon, get on this.
Madonna Chugs Champagne, Unleashes Cougar on Timberlake
Madonna, who recently stated that NYC gives her the zzz's, was stirring things up in town for an intimate performance last night. Her Madgesty took the Roseland Ballroom stage in front of 2,200 fans, for a show which demanded die-hards wait in line for what turned out to be 60 hours, just for a chance to get into. Fanatics? No. One of them, a Brooklynite, swears, “I’m not fanatical. But I do collect Madonna magazine covers, and I’ve got maybe 170 of them.”

