At this point, just about every credible world organization has either discredited or disavowed Iranian clown-of-the-century Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his wacky conspiracies theories on 9/11. And now, the terror organization who was responsible for the September 11 attacks has had it with Ahmadinejad passing the blame to everyone but them: "Al Qaeda...succeeded in what Iran couldn't. Therefore it was necessary for the Iranians to discredit 9/11 and what better way to do so? Conspiracy theories," claimed an author in the latest issue of the al Qaeda English-language magazine "Inspire." more ›

Everybody knows that 9/11 was a vast conspiracy perpetrated by the US government, the Freemasons, President Obama, global warming and bedbugs. But now we can add another name to that illustriously evil list: The Simpsons! Or, maybe it's the writers of The Simpsons? Why did I have the bowl? It's all a bit vague, but at the same time, shockingly real. According to several fringe conspiracy experts, it is undoubtedly within the realm of possibility that The Simpsons predicted 9/11 in the episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson." Catch up on all the pupil-dilating details at The Observer sheeple, then watch the video below to complete your education. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! And faster than you can say The Simpsons already did it," you'll have discovered that they probably very likely almost definitely did do...something... more ›

Tin foil-hat conspiracy theorists take note: this ravenous city will soon be flooded with a multitude of free (or cheaper-than-usual) tin foil wrapped burritos over the course of the next few weeks. These truly are the end of burrito days! Or at least the end of the year. Don't believe us? Here's proof that the burritopocalypse is fast approaching: more ›

Yesterday, Ruslana Korshunova's mother arrived from Kazhakstan to identify her daughter's body at the medical examiner's office. Officials ruled that the 20-year-old model had jumped to her death from her Water Street apartment on Saturday, but with the world ahead of her, many people are wondering what drove to her to suicide. more ›