Imagine you've spent months fighting in Iraq, surrounded by hostile locals who don't want you there, and ignored by the folks at home who can't bother paying attention to what our government is doing with their $845 billion mission. You've finally returned from that sunstroke-inducing hell, the experience of which will forever haunt and partially define your life. And how are you welcomed back into civilian life? With a Kafkaesque journey into parking ticket hell.
Iraq Vet Trapped In Kafkaesque Parking Ticket Nightmare
Mother Outraged After Austistic Son Sent Home on Wrong Bus
A 5-year-old autistic boy was sent home on the wrong school bus on Monday, and his mom is on the warpath. Helen Morell says she was worried sick when her son Elijah didn't emerge from the bus outside her Highland Park home after school, and her panicked calls to the school and the bus company got her nowhere. "It was hell. I was so scared. I was so scared something had happened to him," Morell tells NY1. "I blame the school. They should have known to put the baby on the right bus. They should have put him on the right bus." Elijah was ultimately delivered home two hours later, when a driver realized the mistake, but this isn't the first time school bus drivers have royally messed up—last year a Bronx driver left an 3-year-old autistic boy behind on his bus for six hours!
State Budget Causes State Of Confusion, State Of Earmarks
The big $131 billion NY State budget may have finally passed, but its contents are still... unclear. The Post (naturally) offers criticism from the Republican minority: Senator Marty Golden (R-Brooklyn) says, "They haven't broken down where all the stimulus money is going. How do you vote on a budget that's not broken down and has only whole numbers? We asked for a breakdown and they told us [Friday] a list was forthcoming."

