Bars like Ludlow Manor, a three-level macaron of fancified boozing on the southwest corner of Ludlow and Delancey, continue to crop up in the Lower East Side. Call it gentrification or the "Lower Eastpacking District," we just call it "expensive." But the Lo-Down reports that CB 3 voted 3-2 last night to reject Ludlow Manor's request for liquor permits on the second and third floors, after allegations that the venue had been operating illegally without them. “You are using a catering permit to conduct regular business. These are not private parties,” CB 3's SLA committee chair Alex Militano said.
Ludlow Manor Facing Liquor License Crisis! (Exclamation Point Severely Abused!)
Balazs Gets Cooper Square Hotel, Window Sex Stays At The Standard
The long, curious case of the out-of-place Cooper Square Hotel entered a new chapter last night when Community Board 3 gave the greenlight to hotelier Andre Balazs (The Standard) in his quest to take over the neighbor-hated East Village building. Suddenly the burgeoning Bowery hotel corridor just got a lot douchier.
Should The East Village Be A Historic District?
Soon enough Manhattan's list of historic districts may include...the East Village? No joke. After years of talking, Community Board 3 is in the process of giving the okay to making a swath of 330 buildings in the East Village a historic district [here's a PDF of the map]. And so far the biggest opposition seems to be from religious leaders, of all people. No matter, last night the proposal was passed by the Board's landmarks subcommittee with two in favor and one abstention.
LES Bar's Liquor License Renewed Days Before Community Board Rejection
Over the weekend we told how Culturefix, an arts space/boutique/bar on the Lower East Side, won a relative victory in court after it was targeted by the NYPD as part of the latter's recent bar blitz. And today the Lo-Down brings more to the story while pointing out an interesting wrinkle in the relationship between Community Boards and the State Liquor Authority. See, though Community Board 3's SLA committee recommended against renewing the bar's liquor license last week...it did so days after the license had already been renewed by the SLA, one of the bar's owners tells us.
Parking In Lower East Side May Get Even More Impossible
In a move that will drastically decrease the rate of success for the Bridge and Tunnel traps, Community Board 3 is considering expanding parking restrictions in the Lower East Side to cut back on noise and late-night traffic, the Post reports. The ordinance would "prohibit parking between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights," from Orchard Street to Essex Street, bounded by Broome Street up to East Houston.
[UPDATE] Mars Bar Says Thanks For The Memories
[UPDATE BELOW] In December, Community Board 3 voted to approve a plan to demolish buildings along Second Avenue, including famous East Village dive Mars Bar, and replace them with affordable and market-rate housing. And it appears the end is coming soon. Reader Michelle Kaminer took this photo yesterday afternoon of the latest message to get painted outside of the bar: "Thanks For The Memories." Then again, if you were actually sober enough to have any memories of Mars Bar you didn't do it right.
CB3 Doesn't Want Food Vendors In Cooper Square
Next year the city has big plans to re-imagine Astor Place and Cooper Square. The plans are pretty far-ranging, with streets getting closed off and additional greenery planted, but there is one thing the new Cooper Square won't have if Community Board 3 has their way: Food vendors. Last night the board's Parks Committee voted on a resolution against any efforts by the city to install food vendors in the triangle between Third and Fourth Avenues.
Who Will Live In The New SPURA Apartments?
So now that the guidelines for the long-dormant Seward Park Uraban Renewal Area (SPURA) have been approved (you can check them out below), what will the roughly 1,000 new apartments bring to area? A whole lot of rich people, according to some calculations from Open City.
SPURA Inches Closer To Development on the LES
Forty years after it was cleared, the long-fallow Seward Park Urban Renewal Area (SPURA) is as close as its ever been to seeing some actual renewal. Last night a Community Board 3 task force assigned to figure out what do with the area voted unanimously on a plan for the parcel and, best of all, Sheldon Silver, who carries enormous weight in the area and has previously been against plans for it, came out in favor of the latest proposal.
Anti-Douchebag Hate Speech Mars Community Board Meeting
[UPDATE BELOW] Don't think for a second that just because disadvantaged douchebags have won the right to ride at the front of the stretch Hummer limo and drink bottle service at the same banquette as everybody else that they no longer face hateful discrimination each and every day. Even in 2011—when the D-word itself is widely considered taboo—D-bags everywhere must still overcome the soft bigotry of low (like, really low) expectations. And the venomous contempt for douchebags isn't just seen in ignorant backwaters like the Meatpacking District; the progressive East Village has its share of D-bigotry, too. One of the most shameless D-haters even holds a position on the local Community Board, where the D-word was brazenly D-ropped during a public meeting last night.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like SPURA?
After 40 years, is the Seward Park Urban Renewal Area (SPURA) finally going to, well, be renewed? Maybe! After much back-and-forth it appears that Community Board 3 is nearly in agreement over what should happen to the largest patch of undeveloped city-owned land south of 96th Street. That is, unless the ever-present State Assembly speaker Sheldon Silver decides he doesn't like what ever they come up with.
Motorino Expands With Steakhouse, Shoolbred's Hates Forms
The Cooper Square Hotel news wasn't the only thing we learned at last night's Community Board 3 SLA committee meeting. In terms of food news the big story was the approval for a steakhouse from Motorino owner Mathieu Palombino at 241 Bowery. The team behind the concept, which interestingly includes an owner of the East Village Brazilian joint Esperanto, hopes to open the 72-seater within six months. But this being a complete buildout of a space currently used for restaurant supply, we'd guess more like a year.
Blind Serving The Blind At Dans Le Noir?
The concept of "Dark Dining," a meal in which the customer is blindfolded, is not very new. But Community Board 3 just gave the green light for a liquor license to "blind dining" franchise Dans Le Noir?, who will be adding an extra twist to their New York establishment: blind waiters. They say the service will create an "interesting sensory experience," and Lighthouse International, a nonprofit whose services include finding jobs for blind people, say they have plenty of people who would love the employment opportunity. Sounds great, but this sounds a little too much like we're going to wind up eating blue steak for us to get completely on board.
Chinatown Residents Object to Rezoning Exclusion
Dozens of protesters stood inside and out of a Community Board 3 meeting yesterday, claiming that a proposed rezoning plan was racist and could result in the displacement of minority community members. At issue is a rezoning plan that places height restrictions on new buildings going up on the Lower East Side and the East Village. Community board officials claim that the restrictions are necessary for the area to retain its innate character.

