Not only are single-cup coffee machines singularly expensive (and bad for the environment) but they can burn you, too! The U.S. Consumer Product Commission today has announced a recall of more than a million Tassimo Single Cup Coffee Makers due to burn hazards.
Burnin' Hot Brewers: 1 Million+ Single-Cup Coffee Machines Recalled
Single-Serve Coffee Is Singularly Expensive!
Here at Gothamist HQ we only drink the finest coffee that has been eaten and excreted by a civet cat before being ground by a specially-designed cat-powered grinder (hey, we have a lot of cats) before it is cold-brewed with distilled virgin tears. The whole process tastes sublime, but it takes a long time and costs a fair amount—still, it isn't really that expensive when you compare it to the real cost of single-cup coffee machines. Yowza!
Video: David Lynch Serves Up A Piping Hot New Coffee Commercial
David Lynch is obsessed with coffee—forget about his 20 cup a day habit (which he had for some time), he also created his own signature blend, called the David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee. We saw one commercial for the caffeinated blends not too long ago, and now he's wrapped shooting on a new one. It's very Lynch... but we're still holding out for a "fish in the percolator" ad.
Americans Spend A Stupid Amount On Coffee & Lunch Every Year
How many times have you packed your lunch this week? How many cups of coffee have you picked up on your way in to the office? Do you keep track of how much you're spending? No? Yeah, didn't think so, because if you knew how much cash you dropped on seemingly minor expenses, you'd be brown-bagging it and home-brewing it every day for the rest of the year.
Being A Coffee Snob Is Really Time-Consuming These Days
A serious plague has fallen upon the city's legion's of coffee snobs: pour-over coffee—you know, the fancy Japanese-style stuff (here's Oliver Strand waxing poetic about it)—takes too long to make. The average cup of painstakingly dripped liquid can take three minutes to fill, which is approximately two minutes longer than perpetually frazzled New Yorkers can wait. So, basically, every foodster blowhard in the city is freaking out over what to do. HELP!
Starbucks Hates Manhattan: Black Coffee Now An Annoying $2.01
Have you purchased a tall, black coffee at a Starbucks in Manhattan recently? Of course not, you're slurping a sugared slurry with a caramel drizzle. But for those who do purchase the purest caffeine crutches in the city's best borough, you've seen the price jump from $1.91 after tax to $2.01. My God, since when was everything more expensive in Manhattan?
Inside Toby's Estate Coffee Big New Roastery And Cafe In Williamsburg
After 14 years in business, the first U.S. outpost of the popular Australian company Toby's Estate Coffee has just opened in Williamsburg in a capacious 3,000-square-foot roastery and cafe. Take a look around! Toby's specializes in high altitude Arabica coffees from around the globe, and is using a Probat Burns P25 coffee roaster imported from Germany. The roastery is also home to "a training lab and cupping room, allowing wholesale clients to train and cup the coffees they purchase in store." And there's a "Brew School" for Williamsburg wannabe coffee snobs.
Get Even More Ripped Off: Starbucks Raising Prices Across Northeast
Woe is Starbucks. The coffee behemoth has had a rough go of things lately—Wolfgang Puck dissed on their crappy brew, (despite their desperate attempts to make it palatable), and the chain is still reeling from the long Chronic Masturbator nightmare. Things continue to get worse for the scrappy mom-and-pop shop today, with the news that the company is being forced to raise drink prices across the Northeast. Yes, that's right, your mocha-choco-sugar free-half-caf-skim-extra hot vanilla latte's going to cost you, kid.
Wolfgang Puck: Starbucks Coffee Is "Terrible," An Embarassment
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck may have numerous restaurants steps away from Starbucks locations at airports, but don't think he likes the java joint's offerings.
Video: Need A Refill On Your Starbucks Hate?
Every complaint you've ever had about Starbucks, now delivered to you by these young gentlemen, who trash the company for everything—from selling CDs ("What, are people coming in here with Discmans?") to misspelled names ("J-O-H-N, same way it's been spelled since the Bible") to the taste ("It's literally two ingredients: water and coffee. You know that expression, 'He could fuck up a cup of coffee?' That's you Starbucks, you are he."). And so on. Though can we just all agree that they deliver great seasonal drinks... even if they do contain most of your daily caloric intake?
Starbucks Unveils New "Blonde Roast" In Desperate Attempt To Make Less-Sucky Coffee
Sure, Starbucks, once you get past their Draconian laptop laws and offensive profiling strategies, makes a decent half-caf-no-sugar-vanilla-soy-extra-hot-latte. But for those who prefer straight-up coffee and not some abominable flavored monstrosity, tough bananas—Starbucks coffee has always tasted like bitter, burnt ass. Until now, maybe. The chain has introduced a new, lighter "Blonde Roast" intended to appeal to those with more delicate taste buds.
Coffee-Lovin' Ladies Don't Get Depressed, Says Science
Coffee won't just keep you awake at work; a new study in the Archives Of Internal Medicine has found that it appears to be a great way for ladies to fight off depression. Based off of data from a decade of studying 50,739 US women, researchers found that "depression risk decreases with increasing caffeinated coffee consumption." Of course, they also found that they'll need further studies to confirm this and figure out what it means, but still!
Learn How To Roast Coffee... At The Brooklyn Brewery
Edible Brooklyn, a fun and interesting monthly magazine about, well, eating and drinking in Brooklyn, often hosts fun and interesting food events around the borough. This time they're rounding up some of the finest coffee purveyors in town for an evening that promises to reveal the secrets behind coffee roasting. The "How-To Roast Coffee" night will feature lectures from Blue Bottle Coffee, Dallis Bros. Coffee and Gorilla Coffee. And if the word "lecture" scares you off, don't worry, there will also be beer.
7 East Village Coffee Spots To Try While You Wait For The Bean To Reopen
The news that First Avenue java joint The Bean is closing (temporarily before reopening down the street) to be replaced by yet another Starbucks has some folks (including our commenters) quite upset. But you guys are looking at this all wrong: We're living in a great time for fans of coffee in the East Village! The Bean isn't leaving the hood, its just leaving its current building. Plus, its brief displacement really just means that you've got a chance to try out some of the neighborhoods many other high quality spots for a cuppa. To that end, here are seven non-Starbucks coffee houses in the neighborhood worth your time—and this list doesn't include all the great coffee available in restaurants (i.e. Peels) and delis across the hood.
Starbucks Displacing East Village Coffeeshop The Bean
After almost ten years in business, East Village coffee shop The Bean (we remember it when it was called Kudos!) is getting the boot to make way for a cooperatively-run not-for-profit organic coffee kibbutz that will donate 100% of its proceeds to saving the manatees. Oops, correction: it's going to be Manhattan's 188th Starbucks. No surprise here—we are all Starbucks now—but what's funny about this latest Starbucks expansion is that The Bean didn't even find out about it until an interior designer for Starbucks showed up to plan the renovations.
Coffee's Kick Is All In Your Head, Says "Science"
Uncle Science has been kind to us this summer, telling us to eat chocolate and assuring us that winos won't get sunburned. Now, we can switch to decaf. A study conducted by the University of London showed that the invigorating, eye-opening gift of coffee may just be a placebo effect. However, the sense of self-satisfaction that one feels when ordering a plain coffee after someone orders a decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, is very real.
NYC's First-Ever Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Opened This Morning!
Iced Blended lovers, rejoice! Beloved LA-based chain Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf opened their first NYC outpost this morning, right on schedule.
First NYC Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Opens On MONDAY (8/29)
You can stop wondering when the New York City first Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is going to open. The location at 1412 Broadway (at 39th Street) in Times Square will makes its debut on Monday, August 29 (as promised!). And doors will be open at 6:30 a.m.! Its press release says, "'The Bean,' as it is affectionately referred to by its loyal fan following, intends to add a handcrafted and customized touch to the Manhattan coffee landscape and fill a noticeable void between the coffee conglomerates and the independent ‘mom and pop’ shops."
KISS Coffee Shop Could Be Coming To NYC
The rock band KISS may be returning to their roots in NYC with... a coffee shop. According to USA Today, the band lent its name to a coffeehouse in Myrtle Beach, and now the owner, Johnny Rock, has plans to open a shop in Vegas, and possibly New York City. Would you order a "Frozen Rockuccino" for $5.75? What if it kept you rock and rolling all night and partying every day? (Apologies.)
Brooklyn Roasting Company Brings Buzz To DUMBO, Beyond
DUMBO denizens have another place to get their caffeine fix now that the Brooklyn Roasting Company has joined NYC's fastidious coffee craze. Run by former Brooklyn Brewery partner Jim Munson and his partners Michael Pollack and Rob Herschenfeld, BRC's mission is to serve the best quality, sustainable coffees to New York City. "We want coffee that tastes great and does good," says Munson. "I came to feel pretty strongly about the idea that this company could kill two birds with one stone: offer the very best quality coffees and help the farmers who are in a tough situation." BRC sources their coffee from farmers in South America, Asia and Africa, making sure that the product is fairly traded and organic—and the owners hope to educate New Yorkers about the places and people who produce their coffee.
NYC's First Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf To Open By End Of August, 4 More To Come
We love the smell of hype in the morning: smells like... fresh coffee! Someday L.A. company The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is gonna open in NYC, and we've just been told that day is fast approaching. A representative of The Bean says the first location, at 39th and Broadway, is poised to open by the end of the month with seating for 35. And four more locations, all in Manhattan, will follow on its footsteps by the end of 2011.
Beloved LA Chain The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Is Coming To New York
LA-based coffee chain The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is setting up shop in New York, because this town apparently doesn't have enough retail coffee options.
Many Americans So Broke They're Forced To Forgo Coffee Rations
Many Americans don't think the economy is getting better and are cutting things out of their budget accordingly. At least so says the latest Harris Poll [PDF]. The survey of 2,163 adults found that Americans are snipping away at their costs by doing everything from buying more generic brands (67 percent), brown-bagging their lunch (45 percent) and using refillable water bottles (39 percent), not to mention giving up their morning cuppa! Since the economy started tanking in 2009 one in five Americans (21 percent) say that they have stopped purchasing a morning cup of coffee.
Whoa: Coffee May Cause Auditory Hallucinations, Says Science
Just when we thought coffee was finally good for you, science comes and throws some freaky-sounding stuff our way: apparently, a high coffee intake may cause auditory hallucinations, which is kind of a neat party trick, but not really good news for everyday drinkers who don't want to be That Scary Guy on the train.
Stumptown Buyer Wants To Gobble Up ALL Your Precious Indie Coffeshops
Just after Memorial Day, panic gripped the chests of New York's coffee snobs when it came to light that a big capitalist private equity firm had bought up artisanal indie darling Stumptown. Though Stumptown owner Duane Sorenson downplayed the deal as just a "friend" investing "some money" into Stumptown, the Times has confirmed that TSG Consumer Partners, which previously bought a stake in VitaminWater, is the firm involved—and "some" money may actually be code for a lot. Enough to buy 90 percent of Stumptown and still have plenty left over to buy up all your favorite fancy coffee purveyors.
Update: Stumptown Hasn't Totally Sold Out
Yesterday, coffee nerds had their knickers in a twist over rumors that beloved brand Stumptown had been sold to a mysterious "high bidder." Well, breathe easy, caffeine snobs, for today comes word that founder Duane Sorensen is still "very much in charge" of the company, though details are still a bit hazy.
Onlookers Claim Beloved Baseball Dog Coffee Is Being Abused
Have you seen this dog, adorned in costumes and sitting outside of Citi Field and Yankee Stadium, earning coin for her human in the most humiliating way? A group has started a Stop Abusing Coffee (that's her name) Facebook page which has some startling claims. A tipster just alerted us to it, writing:
Finally: Coffee Is Good For You, Says Science
We're not very used to science backing up our lifestyle choices, but it turns out that when we crawl deliriously toward the Mr. Coffee every morning and stick our mouths directly under the filter drip, we might be doing something good for our bodies! According to lots of scientists, coffee is actually healthy, so take that, tea losers. Coffee is for closers.

