You really can't make this up! A cop who claims he was fired for flashing a woman in a police stationhouse insists he is innocent—and he has (or, rather, doesn't have) the foreskin to prove it! According to former officer Owen Hopper's suit against the NYPD, "at no point during the trial was an expert called to render an opinion" as to whether or not an aroused uncut dong looks like a cut one.
Penis Puzzle: Cop Fired For Flashing Claims He's Cut, Demands Expert Exam
"Intactivist" Fight Takes Anti-Semitic Turn With New Comic Book
As we learned this spring, "intactivism" is the belief in the right of baby boys to keep their foreskins intact. And in San Fransisco, there's a particularly polarizing movement to legally ban circumcision altogether, a fight which has started to turn ugly. As part of the campaign to ban the practice through ballot initiatives, the group MGMBill has created a series of online comic books featuring "Foreskin Man" fighting the "Monster Mohel." How could anyone possibly have a problem with that? "'Foreskin Man,' with its grotesque anti-Semitic imagery and themes, reaches a new low and is disrespectful and deeply offensive," said Nancy J. Appel, Anti-Defamation League Associate Regional Director.
Circumcision Gone Wrong Leaves Queens Toddler Dead
A Queens toddler who went into Beth Israel Hospital for a routine circumcision died Tuesday after he was given a general anesthetic instead of a local one, his uncle says. Reportedly after being doped up the last thing the young boy, who would have turned two next month, did before going critical was wake up laughing and calling out for his mother.
"Intactivist" Group Trying To Nip Circumcision In The Bud
Intactivism is the belief in the right of baby boys to keep their foreskins intact, and there's a movement to legally ban circumcision. After introducing legislation last year, a San Francisco-based group of intactivists opposing male circumcision has collected enough signatures for a ballot initiative next November on whether to bar the practice in the city. "It's excruciatingly painful and permanently damaging surgery that's forced on men when they're at their weakest and most vulnerable," said Lloyd Schofield, one of the chief opponents.
Victim Gets $10MM to Make Up for Botched Circumcision
Mazel Tov? A Brooklyn federal judge has awarded $10 million to the victim of a circumcision gone wrong, leaving his man parts "partially amputated." The settlement is ordered to be paid by the makers of the Mogen clamp, which was used to perform the procedure. Though it is advertised as the "preferred device of the more modern Jewish Mohel," the device has been involved in other partial amputations. The judge found that the device should have come with a warning, instead of the promised "risk-free procedure" in the instruction manual.
Circumcised Man Sues After Web Article Asserts He Has Foreskin
49-year-old John Singer of Queens is pissed about an article that appeared on the website of Centropa, a European oral-history project (tee-hee), wrongly claiming that he had not been circumcised. He's filed a lawsuit in Brooklyn Federal Court seeking unspecified damages, claiming that, "Centropa.org and its editorial staff have violated my right to privacy of the most intimate part of my anatomy. They have caused me tremendous emotional pain and suffering. I feel humiliated and betrayed." According to Singer, the article misquoted his mother as saying her two sons had not been circumcised. He says he told Centropa's director this was incorrect, and was assured "that this material regarding my genitalia would never be published," City Room reports. But it went online anyway, misleading the whole world into thinking that John F. Singer of Queens, New York totally has a foreskin.

