Instead of just piling up the dead Christmas tree bodies on the street like so many Romanovs, area artist MIchael Neff has gathered up some of the fallen evergreen soldiers and honored them with a fitting tribute: hanging from the underside of the BQE in Williamsburg. The ingenious installation can be found where Metropolitan Avenue crosses North 6th Street. This is conveniently located not far from Union Pool, making jumping and tackling floating Christmas trees the perfectly ironic end to any evening. Here's video of the trees in action:
Video: Dead Christmas Trees Lynched Under BQE, For Art
Park Slope Has Unique Methods Of Christmas Tree Disposal
It may be too late to keep that sweet sweet mulch for yourself, but you can still drop your tree off to be recycled for MulchFest. If we had to guess which neighborhoods would enthusiastically participate, Park Slope would be at the top of the list. But Gothamist operative Kristina Monllos snapped photos of multiple trees sitting untied on top of cars, and one cyclist dragging the carcass of their evergreen down the street. "Maybe Park Slope families have no idea how to properly clean up after Christmas?" Monllos writes. And is that any way to treat a $200 fraser fir?
Video: Area Man Brings Elf To Life In City
The city went back to work yesterday, but it's technically still Christmas (through January 5th!), and our post-holiday season stupor is not going anywhere—it's never a good sign when you find yourself thinking, 'if only we could turn back time to two weeks ago, when it was blissful and holiday music was in the air and it was 50 degrees outside.' But while work on the flux capacitor is still ongoing, a little bit of Elf goes a long way for us. The area man in the video below made this homage to Will Ferrell's effortlessly sweet NYC Christmas movie, Elf: "Decided it would be a great idea to dress up like Buddy Elf and wander around NYC. It was a great idea." Watch it below, watch the montage from the original film below that, and ask yourself what Buddy would say next time you're outside and realize you can't feel your face.
Christmas Shopping Parents Leave Baby In Car, Get Arrested
"I was shopping. The baby was asleep. That’s my baby," a 25-year-old Staten Island mother reportedly told police who arrested her on Christmas Eve after she allegedly left her 15-month-old child alone in a Volvo at the Hylan Shopping Plaza. Pimyuk and her child's 27-year-old father, Orest Babchuk, were arrested and now face charges of child endangerment.
Rumor That Zuccotti Park Will Close For Renovations Is Unfounded
For the past couple of weeks, a rumor has swirled among the Occupy Wall Street scene that Brookfield Properties, the company that controls Zuccotti Park, would close the park for three months for "renovations." The rumor most recently popped up on the Twitter feed of Jeff Smith, a member of the Occupy Wall Street media team. "Zuccotti Park's closing in January for 3 months for 'renovations.' Today feels like #OWS' swan song to the park we called Liberty Square," Smith posted on Christmas Day, followed by: "I heard from someone in OWS legal that Brookfield filed the paperwork as back-up plan to evict. Talked to security guards too."
$41 Billion In Lousy Gift Cards Will Never Be Redeemed
Consumers like gift cards because they make the joys of obligatory generosity easier and thus more joyous. A recent survey noted that 80% of shoppers said they were going to purchase a gift card this holiday season, for an estimated total of $27.8 billion. Companies like them too, because companies like free money. According to the Wall Street Journal, from 2005 to the present, $41 billion worth of money on gift cards has been lost or will never be redeemed. This doesn't include any of the $800 billion cost of Iraq War that President Bush attempted to pay for with old gift cards to Applebee's.
Occupy Wall Street Gives NYSE A Flaming Middle Finger For Christmas
While most Americans spent last night enjoying classic holiday movies like Die Hard, Occupy Wall Street was observing Christmas Eve—and the eve of the 100th day of protests—with a candlelight protest outside the New York Stock Exchange. And as you can see in this great photo by Ryan Devereaux, the candles were specially handcrafted to convey demonstrators' dissatisfaction with the financial system. Feel the burn, banksters!
At Least 25 Killed In Bombings At Nigerian Churches
A series of explosions in Nigeria, many at churches holding Christmas services, have killed at least 25 people. The explosion in Madalla, 25 miles from the capital of Abuja, is where the fatalities are being reported. The NY Times reports, "A radical Muslim sect, Boko Haram, has claimed responsibility."
It's Christmas!
We have a Sunday Christmas, which means that tomorrow (Monday, 12/26) is the observed holiday, with various closures at post offices, some banks, and other government agencies. The MTA is running on a Sunday schedule today and tomorrow—see subway, bus and train information here.
Occupy Wall Street To Celebrate Christmas At Zuccotti Park
With the 100th day of the ongoing Occupy Wall Street protests coming up tomorrow, OWS have planned for a day of protest, food and prayer where it all started in Zuccotti Park. The events, organized by Occupy Faith, will start with midnight prayer service, and continue for 24 hours straight with performers and holiday meals. “We are taught to close our doors and retract into the nuclear family, into our faith groups, into our nationalism. Lets do something truly revolutionary and celebrate, meditate, pray, play, and eat together!" “ said Atiq Zabinski of OWS.
Map, Video, Photos: NORAD Tracks Santa's Christmas Journey In Real Time
NORAD started getting everyone excited for Santa Claus's 2011 journey at the start of the month but now it's the big show: The Santa Tracker is showing the jolly bearded man to be at past the Crozet Islands. And the FAA says that its inspection of the "reindeer-powered sleigh known as Santa One" was great, with U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood explaining, "The satellite-based technology the elves have installed on Santa One will ensure that Santa stays safe and reaches all of his rooftops on time. As a result of this improved technology, Santa will be able to deliver more presents to more children around the world."
Photos: Gingerbread House Contest Makes Occupy Wall Street Edible
If you like gingerbread houses—which of course you do, unless your heart is two sizes too small—you'll love the current display in the atrium at Le Parker Meridien hotel, which is in the midst of a holiday "Gingerbread Extravaganza." Pastry chefs from several area restaurants, including Casa Nonna, BLT Steak, and Gramercy Tavern all contributed houses for a fundraiser for City Harvest, the food rescue organization dedicated to feeding the city’s hungry men, women and children. Our favorite, of course, is the Occupy the North Pole house, featuring protesters and, uh, a Swedish Phish phan grovelling for NYE tickets. Good luck, brah!
Video: Charlie Brown Converts To Islam In Xenophobic Peanuts Parody
Comedian Joe Mande pointed us in the direction of a new holiday-themed video comedian Denis Leary posted on his website this week. It turns Charlie Brown's Christmas Special into some sort of very uncomfortable jihadist joke. As Mande put it, "I still can’t get over how profoundly fucked up and confusing it is. That said, pleeeeeease watch."
Grinch Mugger Stopped By Tire-Slashing Sanitation Worker
Ready for another story about people doing good around the holidays? Last night a Department of Sanitation worker doing shopping at the Garden State Plaza Mall in Paramus heard a woman screaming as she was being mugged. He was unable to catch up with the crooks, but he was able to pull out his pocket knife and stab it into the crook's car tire, allowing cops to quickly catch him and his accomplice.
Cool Christmas Weekend On Tap
Does anybody remember that really cold day we had last weekend? Neither do we because since then the temperature has been running more than ten degrees above normal. Fun cherry-picked fact: The temperature of 37 of the last 41 days have been at or above normal. Thanks to this week's warm spell the current month is on pace to be the fifth warmest December ever recorded. Thanks to this morning's cold front passage that probably won't happen, though we'll probably stay in the top ten.
Aww: Man Gets Ticket While Giving To Charity, Cop Pays It
There are nice people out there! Earlier this week construction manager Chris Csoka got himself a $60 ticket while he was dropping off a truckload of baby supplies to an unemployed man—despite being told by a traffic agent that it was okay for him to unload in a no parking zone on Staten Island. But after hearing about the ticket an unidentified NYPD detective has stepped up to pay it for him. It may not feel like Christmas outside, but the spirit at least is there!
Videos: You Know You Want To Watch These Animals Opening Presents At The Zoo
It's the most wonderful time of the year... when we get to see animals opening up colorful Christmas presents at the city's zoo. Last year we saw a polar bear in Central Park open up a gift box containing fishsicles and fruit (what, no bloodsicle?), and this year the Wildlife Conservation Society offers up the below videos. They show Prospect Park's dwarf mongooses unwrapping gifts of mealworm treats, and bears in the Queens Zoo digging into their specially wrapped peanut butter!
Man Who Thwarted Underwear Bomber Sues Bomber, Airlines For $10 Million
On the eve of the second anniversary of the Christmas Day underwear bomber, a man who helped stop the would-be bomber before he could blow up a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit is suing for $10 million. Theophilus Maranga, a Dutchess County resident, has filed the lawsuit against thwarted terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, Delta Air Lines, and Air France-KLM. In a lawsuit filed in Manhattan Federal Court yesterday, Maranga says he “risked his life” by jumping on Umar Faroul Abdulmutallab after the Nigerian student lit his shorts on fire.
Nine Things To Do In NYC Over Christmas Weekend
Christmas is this weekend (oh, you haven't heard?), and for many, that means traveling out of town to visit family. But for those who don't celebrate the holiday or aren't going anywhere, this weekend is full of entertainment options. So instead of ordering Chinese takeout and sitting at home in your sweatpants, take advantage of some of these Christmas Eve and Day offerings. Happy Festivus!
LI Family Robbed Of Christmas Has Holiday Restored
On Sunday, the Sabolenko family returned to their Long Island home to find their kitchen flooded, and all their Christmas gifts stolen. The water damage and the missing TVs, X-Box, and computers totaled $5,000. "It's just wanting to do damage," Detective Brian McMenemy tells Newsday. "Some people aren't feeling the Christmas spirit." To put it mildly! But Seaford resident John Theissen, of John Theissen's Children's Foundation, couldn't let the injustice stand, and gave the kids gifts and a check for $5,000. "This shouldn't happen," he said. "This is something I had to do."
Are You Ready For Festivus? This Infographic Prepares You For The Rest Of Us
Friday is Festivus (Observed), so stop crying and fight your father. Though laymen associate this alt-Christmas holiday with Seinfeld, the tradition, as zany as it sounds, is actually based in reality. Seinfeld writer Daniel O'Keefe, who later published a book called The Real Festivus, says the holiday was created by his father, who celebrated it "whenever the hell [he] felt like it, September to May." As you can see, it's funny cuz it's true:
Ho Ho Hell: Christmas Weekend Traffic Will Be Brutal
Are you gearing up to get out of town this holiday weekend? Better hit the road now if you want to get there in time, according to a new traffic report from the NYU Rudin Center for Transportation Policy & Management.
Nativity Scenes In Yonkers Defaced, Police Say It's A Hate Crime
Because no one is content with just leaving people the hell alone to celebrate what they believe in, police in Yonkers are investigating the vandalization of eight different nativity scenes. "It's not about the statute, it's about what it means for you. It hurts," Victoria Beldran told CBS. Beldran's nativity scene was damaged over the weekend, and vandals appear to have hit six homes and two churches. "We believe an attack on one religion is an attack on all and it violates our basic freedoms," Police Commissioner Edmund Hartnett said.
Christian Protesters Ask Brookfield To Hold 24-Hour Christmas Vigil In Zuccotti
Members of Occupy Faith, "a small group of Christians, brought together by our time living at Occupy Wall Street," is asking Brookfield Properties to allow then to host a 24-hour prayer vigil in Zuccotti Park on Christmas Eve. With the assistance of the NYCLU, the group has drafted a letter to city [pdf] officials and Bookfield, detailing the ceremony that will begin "with a midnight service on Christmas Eve and culminate with a closing ceremony at midnight on Christmas Day." Additionally, the vigil calls for Occupy Faith to "bring into the park food for meals as well as bread and sacramental wine for communion," as well as the requisite instruments.
Seven Photos Of The Holiday Shopping Rush, 1948-Style
Before online shopping and Black Friday, New Yorkers flocked to department stores like Macy's for their holiday shopping. These photos from the LIFE image archive show what December 1948 looked like at the department store—including the aftermath of a holiday shopping rush.
Gift Card Fraud: The Silent Christmas Killer?
Grinchy fraudsters are wiping out holiday gift cards before the intended recipients can even get to the mall and go wild buying beer pong supplies at Spencer Gifts. In one of his Sunday Special press conferences, Senator Schumer surfaced at Greeley Square and West 33rd Street to warn shoppers about about the devious scam.
Lawsuit Phobia Made DOT Pull Holiday Decorations From Staten Island Ferry Terminal
There's been a bit of an uproar among commuters who use the Staten Island Ferry, which has been stripped of the holiday decorations that formerly livened up the terminals in Manhattan and Staten Island. The DOT has taken away the "holiday" tree and the big electric Hanukkah menorahs, which Rabbi Moshe Katzman has provided every year for decades. DOT spokesman Seth Solomonow issued a statement explaining the new policy, suggesting that the change is mainly about "keeping the passenger terminal clear" to "allow staff and crew to focus on their primary mission: Getting the system’s 65,000 daily commuters where they need to go safely and on schedule." But could there possibly be more than a desire for "clear" terminals at work here?
A Look At This Year's Dyker Heights Christmas Lights
The Brooklyn neighborhood Dyker Heights is renowned for its annual Christmas lights display, and this year the tradition continues with their typically over-the-top illuminated love letter to Con Edison. Tourists from around the world descend upon the little neighborhood every December to gawk at the gaudy light show, which is mostly centralized in the area between 80th and 86th Streets and 10th and 13th Avenues; the main drag is 84th Street. Take a look at how they're doin' this year.
Videos: Have Yourself A Very Beatles Christmas!
It's understandable that one might start to feel frustrated after they hear John Lennon's "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" for the nine hundredth time in the background of Starbucks—and though it may sometimes feel like the only good Christmas song by one of The Beatles, there were plenty of other ones recorded by the group that have been forgotten over the years. WFMU pointed out a nifty list of all the rare fan club-only Beatles Christmas singles from between '63-'69—you can download MP3s of all the tunes here.
Where To Feed On The Feast Of The Seven Fishes
The Feast of the Seven Fishes, or La Vigilia (The Vigil) as it’s known in Italy, is a traditional Christmas Eve seafood dinner, often served before or after Midnight Mass. The seven seafood dishes represent the seven sacraments, or the seven days of creation, or something, but in Italian-American households the number often varies, and can even go to 13 or higher. Basically, it's an opportunity to gather around the table with friends and family and stuff your face. Of course, if you don't have a tough-talking Italian grandmother to cook all these courses, you can still experience the Vigilia at a few Italian joints around town. Here are some options, and you don't need to wait until Christmas Eve for all of them:


