Hey, people looking to get rid of your spouses who are afflicted with Alzheimer's, a Very Important Christian has given you an out: Pat Robertson said on the 700 Club that it's totally fine to divorce your spouse if he or she has Alzheimer's, even if you have cried while watching The Notebook.
Televangelist Pat Robertson: Divorce Is Cool If Your Spouse Has Alzheimer's
Good Friday Way Of The Cross Procession On Brooklyn Bridge
Today is Good Friday, the day that Jesus was crucified, and dozens of people observed it with the Way of the Cross walk from Brooklyn, over the Brooklyn Bridge, to St. Peter's Church in lower Manhattan. The group organizing the walk explains a little more about the walk below, and no, it's not like actual Christians being crucified, the way Good Friday is being celebrated in the Philippines today:
Girlfriend-Beating Loser Politician Seeks Christian Female
Hey ladies, do you have "a thing" for fat political hacks who drag their lovers around by their hair and slash their faces with broken glass? If so, we've got just the guy for you. His name is Hiram Monserrate, and he is back on the market!
Nurse Sues Hospital For Being Forced to Perform Abortion
A Catholic nurse is suing Mount Sinai Medical Center for allegedly forcing her to assist in performing an abortion, despite having knowledge of her objections towards the procedure. Catherina Cenzon-DeCarlo's boss allegedly threatened her with charges "insubordination and patient abandonment," if she did not comply. The suit filed at the Brooklyn Supreme Court charges the hospital with violating the state policy that employees may decline to participate in the procedure. Cenzon-DeCarlo had previously said of the day, "It felt like a horror film unfolding...I felt violated and betrayed."
Witnesses: Salvation Army Was Preaching on Gov't Money
A 2004 lawsuit that claimed Salvation Army tried to spread its Evangelical message through government-funded socials services came to a settlement today. From now on NY City agencies will monitor the organization to make sure it's maintaining proper church-state separation. “This agreement protects the religious freedom of all New Yorkers who rely on faith-based organizations for crucial government-funded social services,” said Donna Lieberman, executive director of the NY Civil Liberties Union, the group that brought the suit. “No one should be subject to proselytizing because they need foster care, adoption, child care or H.I.V. services.”
Nurse Claims Hospital Forced Her To Help With Abortion
A nurse is suing Mount Sinai Hospital, claiming the institution "forced" her to assist with an abortion, despite her pleas. The Post reports, "The hospital even exaggerated the patient's condition and claimed the woman could die if the nurse, a devout Catholic, did not follow orders, the nurse alleges in a lawsuit."
How a Try at Religious Understanding Turned Disastrous
Erstwhile principal and school founder Debbie Almontaser made the front page of The New York Times today. The article is about how a woman who attempted to found a school based on cultural and religious understanding was forced from her position as the principal thanks to the resistance of spirited opponents.

