In anticipation of tomorrow night's Law & Order episode about a the meltdown of a Mel Gibson-esque celebrity (Chevy Chase says sugartits!), we present you the video of chirpy Elisabeth Hasselback's complaint about a Law & Order SVU episode, via Best Week Ever. In the episode, a character named Elizabeth Hassenback was raped twice and murdered. So Elisabeth took time to call the executive producer of L&O SVU Neal Baer and relayed the conversation......

And not only that, they're getting Chevy Chase to star as a star who is anti-Semitic AND has blood on his clothes. What Law & Order season this will be - Cobrasnake-lite, murder victim photographs posted online on Friday's episode - we suppose the sensationalism needs to be extra high now that they are on Friday nights. Producer Dick Wolf said that they are in production for an episode about "a former television star who......

Well, it looks like authorities have recovered some of the items stolen from baggage at Kennedy and LaGuardia Airports. The arrests were made last week and the items were found in the homes of the four suspects. It's good to know that Federal baggage handlers are smart enough to keep stolen goods in their apartments. Don't they watch any TV? Fence, people, fence. Newsday reports that among the stolen items were "at least 20 laptops,......

The Port Authority and Queens DA office teamed up to New York Region > 4 Baggage Screeners Arrested; TV Stars Were Among Victims" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/12/nyregion/12jfk.html">arrest four baggage screeners for stealing items from passengers' luggage. What's more, some of the victims were celebrities: Chevy Chase, Joan Rivers and Susan Lucci. Crap, Joan lost some QXC jewelry! Actually, the PA and Queens DA conducted a sting, with planted money and video cameras - it's totally going to be......

The other night, when Bill Clinton went on Late Show with David Letterman to shill his heavy book, Gothamist was thinking about rumors that Clinton was weighing an offer to host Saturday Night Live. While Darrell Hammond's Clinton impression was great, the memory of Phil Hartman, playing a McDonald's eating, smooth talking Secret Service nightmare is burned in our memory. Whether it's stuffing a Sausage McMuffin in his mouth and almost choking (luckily Rob Schneider......

Two great appreciation pieces about Bill Murray: - Andrew Sarris' review of Lost in Translation, bringing up two of our favorites, Tootsie and Groundhog Day - Fametracker's Fame Audit of William James Murray: We second their thought, "Anyone who will go into detail, on the record, about how much he loathes Chevy Chase is someone whose friend we would like to be." All things Bill Murray on Gothamist (except for the noir thing...silly search,......