Fresh after his appearance at Sunday night's Emmy Awards comes the news that Charlie Sheen may be winning $125 million from a settlement with Warner Bros. following his firing from Two and a Half Men last year. more ›

Roy Orbison eyewear fan and R&B "hipster" Chris Brown performed souped up auto-tuned hits from his album F.A.M.E. on the Today Show yesterday, and apparently it was the largest crowd to ever show up for a taping. But Brown, who trashed Good Morning America back in March and always has a chip on his shoulder, indignantly responded to a perceived "backlash" against his Today show appearance with the Tweet:


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Ladies: you can all do better than Charlie Sheen. And yet here we are, New Yorker (albeit, very recent New Yorker) Michelle Martin has asked Sheen if she can accompany the fallen actor, as his goddess, to his Comedy Central Roast on September 19th (which not so coincidentally will air a half hour after Ashton Kutcher makes his debut on Two and a Half Men). Read the exchange below: more ›

A Bronx man, doing exactly what we've dreamed of doing when our local network affiliate used to replay the same three Simpson's episodes, "threatened to blow up WPIX-11 headquarters if it kept airing reruns of the suspended "Two and Half Men," the Post reports. The disgruntled viewer, Freddy Caldwell, was arrested after cops traced the calls back to his home. more ›

Last night Ashton Kutcher Tweeted, "What's the square root of 6.25?" (A: 2 ½.) Turns out this was a clue, tipping fans off to what's all over the rags today: he's replaced Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men (the CBS show Sheen was fired from after overdosing on his own ego). Earlier yesterday Kutcher seemed to be attempting to throw a wrench in the rumor mill, Tweeting, "I'm starting to become convinced that people put my name in articles just to improve their SEO or hoping I'll tweet it." (He later deleted that.) more ›

Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre may be replacing Charlie Sheen and giving Jon Cryer a bigger role, so of course the MaSheen fired off a letter to Lorre (and CC'd TMZ, of course). You can read the entire thing right here, where the self-proclaimed Warlock explains, "My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me." Just to play Devil's Advocate for a moment: isn't that how it sort of was before this whole thing started? more ›

Charlie Sheen's dud of a torpedo is still fizzling into the city's papers. Today the Daily News reports that a heckler at the Atlantic City show on Saturday night shamed the MaSheen into giving him a refund. While watching the fallen actor incoherently grasp for the audience's attention, Zach Edelman heckled him from 20 rows back (after being denied a refund at the box office). Sheen eventually beckoned him to the stage, handed him a $100 bill, and said, "There's your fucking refund. Now you can get the f--- out of here." more ›

After a totally unwinning performance at Radio City Music Hall last night, Charlie Sheen met a much more forgiving crowd in Connecticut. Well, actually the crowd only warmed up mid-way through: According to the Hollywood Reporter, "Thanks to Sheen's persistence, the tide eventually turned in his favor. Instead of getting defensive, he went along with the unusual questions the crowd asked -- which included questions about bacon and masturbation -- and mentioned to the moderator that this was their best show yet." more ›

The NYPD is ready for Charlie Sheen and his Violent Torpedo of Truth. The MaSheen has two shows at Radio City Music Hall, and the first one is tonight. In fact, we are headed to the first one soon! (Help us.) more ›

Charlie Sheen is inside the building. Or rather, he has arrived in New York City. According to the Daily News, the MaSheen checked in to Trump International Hotel this morning (he was banned from The Plaza, and several other establishments), which was surrounded by paparazzi. The Post reports that he booked 12 rooms at the hotel for four nights. He's all ours until Monday, New York! And TMZ will be helping us cherish every moment by documenting his every move. more ›

We are just days away from Charlie Sheen taking the stage at Radio City Music Hall... are you as excited as we are? Reports from the frontlines of recent shows seem to be more favorable than his disastrous debut show in Detroit, and TMZ has a play-by-play of last night's show in Cleveland, which they note ended with a standing ovation. more ›

As we've been saying all along, Charlie Sheen's shows at Radio City Music Hall never sold out, despite what the NY Post, TMZ, and other outlets have been reporting. Ever since they've gone on sale it's been possible to buy tickets via Ticketmaster (see for yourself)... which has those who bought in bulk hoping to turn a profit in rough shape. According to the Daily News, there are more than 2,800 seats for Sheen's upcoming New York shows available on StubHub, and plenty more on Craigslist going for below face value. Maybe the MaSheen should consider having LCD Soundsystem open (or headline!) his shows. more ›

Jimmy Buffett is moving in on Charlie Sheen's territory. Margaritaville Enterprises LLC, which is owned by the singer, filed an application with the US Patent Office earlier this month to trademark the term "Tiger Blood" for vodka (application serial #85265306) and energy drinks (#85265307—should Four Loko be worried?). But it isn't just Buffett, the crooner's application isn't even close to being the only Tiger Blood trademark to hit the Patent Office in recent weeks. And not one of the others seems to be from Sheen's camp—not that he really needs the money. more ›

Charlie Sheen's live show (titled My Violent Torpedo of Truth) will be headed to NYC next month, along with a slew of other cities. It's still not sold out here, despite numerous reports that it is (really, we just checked, still seats available!). Anyway, for those concerned with Charlie earning enough money to support himself and his goddesses sans his high paying television gig, fear not: TMZ reports that he will make $7 million dollars for this tour. more ›

If there's one thing we've been thinking about during this whole Charlie Sheen clusterf--k, it's that we wish someone could take all the crazy and put it into one WINNING dessert...and the Sweet Avenue Bake Shop in Rutherford, NJ has with The Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood Cupcake. And we always thought Adonis DNA had a much subtler flavor. more ›

You know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and now Charlie Sheen has taken to imitating his very own crazy side, that we've all been unable to look away from for weeks. Yes, finally Funny or Die has enlisted the MaSheen to appear in a self-mocking video. Sheen uses all of his crazy catchphrases in the video, which features him hosting his own cooking show: Winning Recipes. On today's menu: steak and salad, though Sheen warns, "if you eat like me, you can be like me." Grab your "cooking wand" and your Marlboro Reds, but be warned: "the taste of Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep." more ›

The below video is why the internet loves Charlie Sheen—you will not have been so entertained by extreme bipolar depression and separation from reality since The Bell Jar (really, it's catchy!). more ›

Charlie Sheen can now officially spend all of his time on what matters most: building his sex palace, taking out trolls, something or other about warlocks, and Tweeting. According to TMZ, the actor was just fired from Two and a Half Men, and Warner Bros. has issued the following statement: "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services, effective immediately." No word on whether or not the show will go back into production, Warner Bros. says a decision has not been made yet. This move will cost both WB and CBS a lot of money. more ›