So what's really going to happen when the cast of Jersey Shore moves to Italy for the filming of season 4? Pretty sure all of our fears lie in this newly released Taiwanese CGI, titled: Mami Mia! In it, the castmates are seen dining (and fist pumping) at Olive Garden, jet skiing down canals, painting over the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and dirty dancing with Michelangelo's David. more ›

As talks of Wal-Mart moving into New York City become more intense, the people behind the Taiwanese CGI videos decided to give the story an over-the-top treatment. Below, watch as Wal-Mart bigwigs shoot fire at mom and pop shops (and presumably innocent pedestrians/potential customers!) from their Godzilla machine. more ›

After reporting on the city's bedbug nightmare last month, Taiwan's Next Media Animation has filed a second segment on the marauding parasites. More specifically, the video is about NYC's supposed crime wave—murders are up, other crime is down, and yet who knows if these statistics are true? One thing is certain, bedbugs are on the rise, and NYC is virtually defenseless, because Mayor Bloomberg went and fired all the city's best bedbug-killing cops. more ›

Nothing deserves the Taiwanese CGI treatment more than a naked, frothing Charlie Sheen losing his effing mind in the Eloise suite at the Plaza Hotel. Here it is, in all its hooker-in-a-half-top glory: more ›

Carl Paladino has finally made it to the big time today: like Brett Favre, Islamophobia and Stephen Slater, he's now received the Taiwanese CGI treatment, courtesy of Next Media Animation. In this hot-off-the-hard-drive video, he's depicted as a 1920s-style gangster (...we think), literally taking out reporter Fred Dicker with his tommy gun. They hit all the major sweet spots of his endlessly amusing gubernatorial campaign: bestiality emails, love child, unsubstantiated accusations of Cuomo, the fight with Dicker, the "prowess" comment, the anti-gay remarks, and his fading popularity. Most bizarrely, he's wearing a fedora for the majority of his greatest hits recreation. more ›

Brett Favre has literally and figuratively been getting kicked in the nuts for much of the last two weeks because of renewed allegations that he sent a former Jets in-house sideline reporter and Jets team masseuses inappropriate text and picture messages. Last weekend, Deadspin released a video with several of the alleged texts and pictures (NSFW), and the NFL has now fast-tracked the investigation of the football legend—Which means this is the perfect time for Favre to receive the Taiwanese CGI treatment by Next Media Animation. As always, they boil the story down to its bullet points: banana penis, laser eyes, and keg stands. more ›

As the country continues to have its Park 51 mosque and community center fever (aka "Ground Zero" mosque fever), how NYC residents and rest of the United States debate the issue is being watched by the rest of the world. But sometimes, just sometimes, it's necessary for foreigners to have the situation broken down to them by Next Media Animation, the Taiwanese CGI company behind the brilliant and lowbrow CGIs of Tiger Woods, Steven Slater, and many others. more ›

Click through for the latest on Our Hero Steven Slater (he's currently out on $2,500 bail!)—where you'll find memos from JetBlue (they are angry!), the Queens DA office's press release, insider info on Slater's tendency to be a "bag nazi," the flight attendant's new-found fame, something called "Blue Juice," and much more! more ›

Mad-as-hell-and-not-going-to-take-it-anymore Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater is now in the big leagues: Next Media, the Taiwanese news organization which has created CGI videos of Tiger Woods, Lindsay Lohan and BP's blowout preventer has created an interpretation of Slater's final moments aboard (via NBC New York): more ›

The folks behind the infamous CGI recreation of Tiger Woods' fight with wife Elin Nordegren that resulted in his car crash have been pumping out some other instant classics, like Justin Bieber vs. the Internet and the Jay Leno-Conan O'Brien debacle. Now Next Media has released its telling of Apple's iPhone 4 controversy, complete with cameo from Bill Gates, a shout-out to Gizmodo's Jason Chen, images of suicidal Foxconn employees and Steve Jobs at his press conference. more ›

With non-stop attention on international athletic superstar Tiger Woods' transgressions, a Pandora's Box opened when he crashed his car near his Florida home, allegedly after fighting with his wife over a mistress, it's no wonder that everyone is trying to find an angle on the story. Today, the NY Times looks at the emergence of "Maybe Journalism"—namely, the CGI "imagining" of Woods' and wife Elin Nordegren's actions before the crashed created by a Hong Kong-based media company. more ›

With more tabloid reports of women claiming to have had affairs with him, golf superstar Tiger Woods posted a message on his website today, admitting, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone." more ›