It's no longer even debated whether the internet was created for the sole purpose of spreading cat videos to the seven continents—of course it was. The only real question now is whether the internet is actually MADE of cats. If it is, then perhaps we have found the mother of the internet: the video below from 1903 is called "The Sick Kitten," and it may very well be the world's first cat video. Made by G. A. Smith, the film may also feature the first close-up shot not involving a microscope or keyhole. Unfortunately, there are no records as to whether the kitten in the video survived.
Is This The World's FIRST Cat Video?
Photos: 21 Of Our New Favorite Bodega Cats (And Keep Your Photos Coming!)
Earlier this week we asked you to send in photos of your favorite bodega cats, and you delivered! Click through for some photos of the adorable guys and gals that keep our foodstuffs safe from evil rodents. We kept the descriptions vague to protect the innocent.
Reward Offered For Person Who Shot Cat With An Arrow
A cat on Long Island died earlier this week after some miserable P.O.S. shot the poor thing with a bow and arrow. Now the Suffolk County SPCA is offering a $2,000 reward to help track down and convict the kitty killer. Because seriously, who does that? This isn't The Hunger Games people and you aren't Hawkeye. Put the bow and arrow down!
Love Your Local Bodega Cat? Share Photos With Us
Bodega cats are a New York City treasure—they guard our apples, our milk, and our Bud Lite Lime when we aren't around. They protect our corner bodega from the one thing that metal rolldown gate can't: rodents. And sometimes they pop their cute little faces out of the bottom shelf when you reach down to grab a bottle of water. They're so cute that we don't even care that their cat litter is right next to the produce—that's a mark of true love. Pictured is one of the bodega cats that we see every day—he lives in a storefront on Jay Street in Brooklyn with one other cat, and as you can see he takes his job very seriously, wearing a tuxedo every single day.
UES Firefighters Find Their Kitty, Carlo
Yesterday we were sent this photo of a flyer displaying a lost kitten named Carlo, a 5-month-old tabby that the firefighters on East 85th Street had taken in. It's believed the kitten ran off when the firefighters got an emergency call on Saturday night, after which time they put up flyers around the neighborhood (with the assistance of Anjellicle Cats) asking for their new feline friend to be returned. And their plan worked: Carlo is back in the firehouse!
Let's Find This Missing Firehouse Kitten!
This sign was spotted by one of our readers on the Upper East Side this morning, put there by the firefighters at East 85th Street who have lost their kitten. It reads: "Please help find Carlo. He is a 5 month old unneutered kitten. He is missing from his post at the firehouse at 159 East 85th Street (between Lexington and 3rd Avenue). Carlo is white and orange with amber eyes. If you have seen or found Carlo please call 212-249-2762 or 646-245-2289 or bring him back to his firehouse. Thank you."
Cops Called To Contain Crazy House Cat
A Manhattan kitty recently threw such a hissy fit that its owner had to call the cops. For real. The Daily News today has the story of 2-year-old tuxedo tabby Aqua—who got so upset about something he went and threw himself through a glass window pane in Inwood. Fortunately, the fuzz collared the frisky feline before fur flew fatally!
McSorley's Ale House Is Ready For St. Patrick's Day
EV Grieve had photographs of the line outside McSorley's right before 9 a.m. on this fine St. Patrick's Day—and there was a Leprechaun bus, too! Expect to see lines outside the legendary East Village establishment all day.
That Time Vegetarian Porcupines Were Living In A Brooklyn Walk Up (Really)
Today we offer you up a couple of Brooklyn's oddest animal pairings of the past. First up, in the early 1950s, two porcupines from the Amazon Jungle moved in with Marion and Paul McMichael (a New York Zoological Society member) of Brooklyn. The vegetarian creatures were named Gerald and Geraldine, and were reportedly "affectionate and playful... clean and do not destroy furniture." However, if they wanted to play, they would "nip at [one's] ears," which is incredibly terrifying considering they are described as having "rodent teeth." On the upside, they would not shoot their quills at their hosts, and removing the quills from the rug was "the only tough job." And probably all worth it to see the prickly pair dining on cornmeal at a candlelit dinner table.
Cat Crap In Court: Federal Judge Rules That Cat Poop Stinks Bad
Sure, U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff has overseen some big cases, but has any been as important as Arm & Hammer v. Clorox: Battle of the Kitty Litters? Rakoff wrote, " The court agrees with [Arm & Hammer]'s expert that it is highly implausible that eleven panelists would stick their noses in jars of [cat] excrement and report forty-four independent times that they smelled nothing unpleasant."
Keep That 2012 Diet Resolution... For Your Overweight Pets
While keeping resolutions may be a losing battle for us weak humans, it may be easier for you to keep them when they relate to your pet's health. Studies say that about half of dogs and cats are overweight or obese, which can result diabetes, respiratory disease, kidney disease, and other ailments including hip dysplasia.
How To Get A Cat On A Leash, Redux
The cat-on-a-leash phenomenon continues unabated today with a new firsthand account in the Times on the trials and tribulations of training your cat (sorry, make that "pedicat") to walk on a leash. We've seen it before, but not until now have we known, in such vivid detail, how to do it ourselves.
Matilda The Cat Leaves The Algonquin... But Only For Four Months
When Matilda the Algonquin Hotel cat updated her Facebook this week saying, "Getting my suitcases down and gathering up my toys—travel time is almost here," we worried that Mayor Bloomberg was booting her from the hotel, following some troubles with the Department of Health. Then Matilda added, "They think I don't know—but am being taken to the vet today for my travel check up—then to the passport office (ooops—am I telling you too much?)" When we tried to contact her via email, we got an out of office reply, saying, "Happy Holidays FURiends. Matilda." So, finally, we made the call.
Sumi The Cat Is Saved From Boxing Day Execution
It's a Christmas miracle! The Brooklyn family that had to begrudgingly give up their beloved family cat, Sumi, for human health reasons, have found her a new home. If she wasn't adopted by December 26th she was likely going to be euthanized by the shelter she's been staying at, but the owner has delivered some good news, saying: "I am happy to report that Sumi has found a new home. She will be staying in Western Massachusetts with a friend of the family. Thank you to everyone that reached out to offer help and advice."
Let's Save Sumi The Cat This Christmas!
Let's cut to the chase here: if this cat isn't adopted by December 26th, the current owners are going to euthanize her, making it the saddest Boxing Day ever. So let's save her!
62 Cats And Counting: Confessions Of A Serial Cat Killer
Since he decided he could no longer justify the idea of TNR (Trap-Neuter-Return) for urban feral cats, Paul Zhang has seen a lot of cats put down. How many? "I did five cats from a few other people," he told us, before describing taking 62 cats—25 from his own home—to three different vets in Queens to be freed from their mortal coil. "People keep calling me crazy now and won't talk about my solution" he says, "but I told the three vets I used exactly what it is. I am trying to prevent or reduce colony cat suffering. Why would I go through this trouble, to do this? What sick reason could I have?"
Fat Cat: Italian Cat Inherits $13 Million From Childless Owner
One feline is probably hoping the Eurozone crisis is resolved sooner than later. The Guardian reports, "Tommaso, a four-year-old, one-time stray from Rome, is thought to have become the world's richest cat. Since the death of his 94-year-old mistress last month, he has become a property magnate — or perhaps mognate — with flats and houses worth an estimated €10m scattered from Milan in the north to Calabria in the south." Which works out to over $13.385 million!
Matilda The Algonquin Cat Banished From Hotel Lobby By DOH
Just months after her first fashion show, the city Department of Health & Mental Hygiene has sent Matilda the Algonquin cat into exile! The department has banished the cat from her lobby lounge, according to the NY Post, and she's now reduced to being on a leash behind the check-in desk, or lounges on a higher floor, away from where food and drinks are being served. A manager also told inspectors that they contained Matilda with an electronic fence.
It's Totally Cool For Your Dog And Cat To Smoke Pot, Brah (Says Vet, PETA)
You know how that d-bag you briefly dated while under the influence of Natural Light and JELL-O shots would totally get his dog high by exhaling his schwag weed into its face? That guy was such a jerk, why did you ever even date him? Anyway, today we came across this article that he probably wrote, saying it's totally chill for dogs to get high. According to one local vet sourced in the piece, "it’s perfectly ok for your dog to smoke marijuana. He can even take bong hits. He just can’t eat it.”
FDNY Saves Cute Area Cat From An Evil Barb Wire Fence!
Nothing beats a Bart's People story, right? On October 28th, New York's Bravest saved this adorable cat from an evil barb wire fence in Queens. The FDNY's Frank Dwyer tells us that Friday at 3 p.m., the FDNY members from Ladder 138 in Queens were notified of the stuck animal, who was on top of the fence at National Street and 43rd Avenue. Dwyer says, "Firefighters used the tower ladder bucket to reach the cat, and removed the cat from the wires in a few minutes."
Photos: Men Wearing Cats On Their Heads
Cut us some slack, it's Friday. Oh no, it's Thursday? We are so screwed. Whatever: men with cats on their heads! What's up with that? This purrrfect accessory first came to our attention in 2008, when we published a hard-hitting exposé on New Yorkers who take their cats outside on leashes. Months later, Corey Kilgannon filed a story in the Times about Charlie Perito, who likes to parade around town with his cat, Nicholas, perched on his head. Now fast forward to October 20th, 2011, when Kilgannon discovers that Nicholas has surfaced atop a man's head in Google Street View!
Fat Cats Of Wall Street Creator: People LOVE FAT CATS
Yesterday, we stumbled across the Fat Cats Of Wall Street Tumblr, a great place to spend a few minutes procrastinating. But almost as soon as we found the site, we had some questions. So we got in touch with the man behind FCoWS, Christopher Price, to find out exactly what it all means.
Literal Fat Cats Of Wall Street Illustrate All Corporate Evils
And now, for your end-of-day-viewing pleasure: the oh-so-amusing Fat Cats Of Wall Street Tumblr, which finally puts together all the punny fat cat-Wall Street allusions we've been using for years. We're getting in touch with the mysterious creator of this Tumblr for more information, but in the meantime, please enjoy the small collection of droll, strangely spot-on feline-fueled social commentary. And remember, protesters: Wall Street Fat Cat feels nothing.
Video: Willow The Cat Reunites With Colorado Family
AWWW, Willow the Colorado cat who went missing five years ago, only to turn up in New York City last week, was reunited with her family today. Her owners, the Squires family, said the media attention on their cute calico was "surreal," but they welcomed it if it meant people would be encouraged to microchip their pets. Matt Lauer couldn't resist a pun, noting, "It's a story that's making big tabby-loid headlines here in New York."
How Willow The Cat's Microchip Might Have Been Missed
While we think we've solved the mystery of how Willow, the Colorado cat who went missing five years ago only to surface in New York this week, traveled to the Big Apple, there are still many questions. Like how could Willow's microchip, with information about her Colorado home, not be detected? Well, there are some theories.
Willow The Cat's Family To NYC "Owner": Thank You
After telling us that Willow the Colorado cat had been living in Brooklyn, our tipster added, "If either of my cats disappeared for years I would just want to know what happened and that he or she was loved... Please contact her Colorado family!" So we did: We got in touch with Jamie Squires who said she was "grateful" to Willow's New York owner for taking care of her. And how does Squires know Willow was taken care of? "She's fat!" Squires joked, referring to how Willow, a small calico, was five-and-a-half pounds when she ran off and is now clocking in a healthy seven pounds.
EXCLUSIVE: The Mystery Of Willow The Cat Solved!
Willow's NY owner "fell in love with her on a ski trip when she was a stray in Colorado, and flew her back to Brooklyn, thinking she was too amazing to leave behind."
NYC's Favorite Transplant/Tourist Is Willow The Cat!
The nearly 2,000-mile journey that a little calico cat made from Colorado to the Big Apple has captured everyone's imagination—even Mayor Bloomberg's! During a press conference yesterday, Bloomberg was asked about Willow, the cat found on a Manhattan street who turned out to be a cat who went missing five years ago from her Colorado family's home. Bloomberg waxed philosophic, “I think what it does show is that everybody, in the end, wants to come and live in New York. Now, cats reputedly have nine lives, and [Willow] clearly wanted to spend at least one of them here in New York City. I just don’t know what [she] was waiting for.”
Happy Ending: "Hurricane Cat" Has Been Adopted!
Hurricane-turned-Tropical Storm Irene caused a lot of damage, and displaced a lot of people, throughout New York State. But at least we know of one happy ending for a cute critter whose life was upended by Irene: over the weekend, reader Justine Barry came upon a yellow white cat in Clinton Hill in the aftermath of the storm. We're happy to report that the cat has now been adopted by a local: "The internet is awesome sometimes," she wrote us.
"Hurricane Cat" Found In Clinton Hill!
A reader came upon the cute cat above in Clinton Hill this morning after Hurricane Irene came through town. They write: "I found this beautiful yellow white cat trying desperately to get into my building on St. James and Lefferts Place, but nobody here owns her. She is clearly not a stray and I'm hoping you all can help reunite her with her family. She is very friendly and very freaked out. I think she was out all night during the hurricane." If you're the owner(or you recognize the cat), contact us at tips@gothamist.com. Also, until we hear otherwise, this cat 's temporary name will of course be "Irene."

