Yesterday, an off-duty cop shot an ex-con with a long rap sheet during a confrontation at a Harlem subway station after two teenager girls accused him of groping them. Jacob Sanford, 22, is accused of groping the two teens on their buttocks in the subway station at 125th Street and St. Nicholas Avenue around noon yesterday. And in the ensuing struggle with the off-duty officer who arrested him, Sanford was himself shot in the butt. more ›

Ladies, now that you've starved your way down to a size 0, it's time to add a little shape to your stick figure! The Wall Street Journal reports on the Booty Pop brand of underwear, which contains egg-shaped pads that make your butt look less like a pancake. The WSJ claims the nation's eyes are on Kim Kardashian's derrière, leaving women with no choice but to pad their asses. One 25-year-old Booty Pop wearing woman told them: "I look better, I feel better, and as a result, I act better." more ›

Turns out not everyone is on board with the Subway Etiquette rules. Case in point: these two young straphangers keeping things classy underground by holding on to the pole without the use of their hands. Impressive, but, we're pretty sure this is how one contracts pink eye. On that note, which pole would you rather? more ›

A Queens spa owner was charged with second-degree assault, unlawfully practicing medicine and first-degree reckless endangerment for performing "butt enhancement" surgery. Barbara Nieto, owner of Perfect Image Stethics in Corona, performed the surgery on Augusta Velez. According to Queens DA Richard A. Brown [PDF], Nieto removed fat from Velez's stomach and re-injected it into her buttocks, and allegedly injected her with a pain relieving substance. more ›

A Queens woman is suing a Flushing spa for a botched butt job! She claims the procedure given to her at Bellstetika Spa resulted in "disabling injuries," according to the Daily News. The treatment took place in 2007 and was to "augment her unflattering buttocks," but all it resulted in was a malpractice suit. Spa owner Alejandro Moreno, however, says the suit "is crazy," because they don't offer any invasive procedures that could cause injury. He explains, "We have girls who give massages and we give advice about nutrition. But there are no needles, no injections." more ›

Staten Island's Danielle Masseria (MySpace) says her "whole life changed" in June 2007 while working at an Ecko Unlimited outlet store in the Jersey Gardens mall in Elizabeth. In a sexual harassment lawsuit filed last week against the company, she says that she was humiliated by store manager Kirk Rummer, who sneaked up behind her and allegedly stuck his hands into the back of her pants. The suit says, "He then grabbed and pulled her panties and jeans away from her body and threw a fistful of coins down into the crack of her buttocks." Masseria's co-worker allegedly chimed in by shouting, "Jackpot! Jackpot!" Now Masseria says, "I don't trust anyone." Speaking to the Post—which went with the headline GAL TAKES A CRACK AT SUING OVER 'COINS DOWN BUTT'—the coworker says, "The way it's portrayed in the complaint is completely untrue." Maybe you had to be there? more ›