Last year's sexting victim Jenn Sterger weighed in on Anthony Weiner's sexting problems: "Weiner in general is overplayed, in every sense and phrase of the word."
Last Year's Sexting Star Jenn Sterger Weighs In On Weiner
Favre Fave Jenn Sterger Ain't Sayin' She's A Gold Digger
Jenn Sterger is speaking out! The saga of Sterger, Favre, breast implants and sexts continues with excerpts from an interview with George Stephanopoulos of Good Morning America, airing tomorrow and Wednesday, in which she insists she is not a "gold digger." "I haven't made a dime off anything in this whole situation. Not from the pictures. Not from Favre. I never wanted to sue anyone. That was never an intention of mine," she said. Can't a girl and her implants catch a break in this town?
The Lonesome Ballad Of Jenn Sterger
Gather round people, wherever you roam, and hear this tale of boob jobs and woe: of a small town girl in a NY Jets world, who only wanted her own TV show. Through heartbreak and penis sexts she persevered, with nary an interview in sight. Here's the lonesome ballad of Jenn Sterger, brings tears to a grown man's eyes: "She obviously got a lot of mileage out of the implants, and it became a problem, professionally and personally. She wanted to be seen as Jenn, not as a chest."
Favre Sextual Accuser Sues Manager For "Sterger Materials"
Former Jets in-house sideline cheerleader Jenn Sterger missed out on her opportunity to sue retired sexting legend Brett Favre for sexual harassment during the whole nude penis photos scandal last fall. But at least she'll get to sue somebody: Sterger has filed a lawsuit against her manager Phil Reese for the return of "Sterger Materials" that were to be used in a tell-all about the Favre pecker incident.
A Handy Guide To Sexting, By Fox News
Considering that grandparents are doing it, Brett Favre is doing it, and even Republican congressman Chris Lee is doing it, maybe it's time someone taught everyone the responsible, safe way to sext. And that someone is Fox News, who offer their indispensable guide to the do's and dont's of sexting today. And this hot tutorial is sure to GYPO quicker than you can even type that unnerving acronym.
Brett Favre To Join Dancing With The Stars?
How do you follow-up on a storied, wildly successful 20-year career in professional football, one in which you racked up a gaggle of NFL records, won the Super Bowl, won multiple MVP awards, "retired" multiple times, and had yourself the occasional front page sex scandal? Well, there is only one second act in American lives: Dancing With The Stars.
Another Masseuse Accuses Favre Of Sextual Hijinks
Grandfather Brett Favre quietly and officially filed his retirement papers from the NFL this week, but the legacy of his sextual antics refuses to go away. After Jenn Sterger's accusations fell on deaf ears, Favre was sued for sexual harassment by two massage therapists who claimed they received sexually suggestive texts from him. And now, another massage therapist has come forward to Deadspin saying that Favre pulled the same shenanigans on her while he was with the Minnesota Vikings.
Video: Favre and His Pecker Gun, Taiwanese CGI Round 2
Oh sure, any old story that hits the front page of the Daily News is ripe for hilarious recreation by the scientists at Next Media Animation. But not just any story warrants two such CGI treatments—those are the aurora borealis of animated Taiwanese videos. So we were delighted to see a second report on the Brett Favre sexting saga, which now has an added bonus of 100 percent more retirement and sexual harassment lawsuits. And how the times have changed: the first time around, Favre's pecker was depicted as a banana on a cell phone; this time, it's a slightly more dangerous gun, which literally goes off in his fantasies.
Jets Say Massage Therapists Never Mentioned Favre
Former Jets massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O'Toole are accusing the Jets of "sexism," claiming they were fired when they complained about sexual harassment from then-QB Brett Favre. But the Jets are countering that this is the first they've heard of the incidents. The team says in a statement, "Unfortunately, the plaintiffs never reported the allegations to the Jets, either during or after the conclusion of their work. The case against the Jets is completely without merit, and we look forward to defending the matter in court, where we are confident that the Jets will prevail." As for Favre, well, let's just relive this beautiful moment.
Finally: Brett Favre Getting Sued For Sexual Harassment
Though Jenn Sterger lost her opportunity to file a lawsuit against Brett Favre for sextual harassment while he was a Jet, the now-former QB's seductive endeavors will not be going unpunished. He's already been fined $50,000 by the NFL for his misconduct, and now two massage therapists have filed a suit against Favre and the New York Jets, claiming they lost their jobs with the team after complaining about sexually suggestive texts they received from him. They also say the Jets fostered "a hotbed of sexual harassment, sexism and inappropriate behavior."
Sextual Accuser's Dad Would Like To Beat Up Brett Favre
This week, the NFL's probe into the Brett Favre sexting allegations mercifully came to a climax, with the 41-year-old grandfather fined $50,000 for not cooperating with the investigation. But Favre avoided a suspension, which angered his accuser Jenn Sterger—and her dad! "Their decision is a complete travesty to women and they are just treating him this way because he is the NFL’s golden boy. As a father I am absolutely furious and I better not meet that guy walking down a dark alley," Leo Sterger told RadarOnline. You also wouldn't want to meet Favre with the NFC Championship game on the line and 19 seconds left, Hiyo!
NFL Fines, Doesn't Suspend, Favre For Sexting Incident
The long-awaited outcome of the NFL's probe into the accusations that quarterback Brett Favre sextually harassed former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger have been revealed: Commissioner Roger Goodell has fined Favre $50,000 for a "failure to cooperate" with the NFL's investigation. Goodell said the NFL "could not conclude" that Favre violated the league's personal conduct policy based on the evidence available. So great news Favre: you won't be suspended for what will likely be the final game of your career (which you'll probably sit out anyway because of injuries). Your legacy is untainted! And you're probably going to be sued!
Is Favre Getting Preferential Treatment? (Probably)
And the great Brett Favre Sextgate saga continues! When we last left you, Favre had allegedly asked Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger for a video of her masturbating, and Sterger wasn't quite sure whether she was going to sue. The results of the NFL's investigation into the incident were handed to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell three weeks ago, and Goodell says any decision on discipline will be coming "soon." But Sterger's lawyer is accusing the NFL of giving Favre preferential treatment!
NFL Postpones Cursed Eagles-Vikings Game
The NFL announced this afternoon that the Eagles-Vikings game set to take place tonight in Philadlephia will be postponed until Tuesday night because of the blizzard that is currently hitting the East Coast. Essentially, the city of Philadelphia sounds terrified of and unprepared for the snowattack that has yet to reach them (albeit, with good reason). It was the second time this season that the NFL has postponed a game because of snow, a rare occurrence in the league, and the third straight week of shuffled games for the cursed Vikings. To add to their bad luck, this delay may give Brett Favre a chance to throw three interceptions and leave the game early with a shoulder injury start at QB.
Favre Allegedly Asked For Video Of Sterger Masturbating
With all the fuss over Rex Ryan's possible foot proclivities, the football world is dangerously close to losing sight of its favorite punching bag, accused sextual assaulter and sometime quarterback Brett Favre. But fear not, dear readers: thanks to those paragons of puerile journalism, TMZ, we have a new detail about the 41-year-old grandfather's alleged sextual relationship with former Jets cheerleader Jenn Sterger to stuff our stockings with. According to them, Favre wasn't satisfied with just sending nude pictures of his crotch to Sterger—he allegedly requested she send him a video of her masturbating. If this takes some attention away from poor, lovable Rex Ryan and his podiatric muse, then it truly will be a Festivus miracle.
Video: Dramatic Footage Of Metrodome Collapse
The Giants/Vikings game which had been scheduled for 1 p.m. today was postponed till tomorrow night after a huge blizzard swept through Minneapolis and manhandled the Metrodome and its inflated roof. The Giants were waylaid in Kansas City when the Metrodome roof dramatically collapsed. A portion of the Teflon-coated fiberglass roof fell-through under the weight of nearly two feet of snow. Here is the incredibly crazy video:
Sexting Victim Vows Not To Sue Favre, Unless She Does
Grand news, accused sextual assaulter Brett Favre: your almost-could-have-been mistress, Jenn Sterger, says she won't sue you (or the NFL) as long as you are suspended this season, and the NFL installs a league-wide anti-harassment program. Bad news: the implication is, if they don't suspend you, she will sue you till Sunday. And considering the fact that there are only four games left in the season, your final season, and the NFL hasn't seemed in any hurry to take any action thus far, you really are screwed either way.
Brett Favre's Alleged Wingman Could Get Jets In Trouble
When Brett Favre was still a Jet he allegedly left sideline reporter Jenn Sterger this message: "I'd love to have you come over tonight. I think Aaron came up and asked you if you would give him your number or he was going to give you my number." The Daily News reports that Favre is referring to one Aaron Degerness, a former Jets senior manager of operations (he says he is an Equipment Manager on Myspace). Now, should Sterger decide to take Favre to court, her team could use Degerness to prove the Jets knew about Favre's (sad) attempt to seduce her.
Favre Sextual Assault Probe Almost Complete
It's been a long and winding Fall for alleged sextual assaulter Brett Favre, filled with interceptions on the field and intercepted text and phone messages off of it. But there is good news for him, and for sports fans who are sick of hearing about his alleged penis shots, up ahead.
Favre and Sterger Camps Start Slinging Mud
The never-ending ballad of Brett Favre's penis and former Jets eye candy sideline reporter Jenn Sterger just keeps rambling on. Earlier this week, the NFL announced that they would launch a full-scale, CSI-worthy forensic investigation into the explicit text messages Favre allegedly sent Sterger. But while the grownups deal with that, isn't it about time the Favre and Sterger camps start slinging mud at one another?
Favre's "Penis" Getting High-Tech Probe
Thaaaaaat's what she said. Because no expense will be spared to find out just whose penis photos got sent to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger, the NFL will be conducting "high-tech forensic work" to trace the messages. In a meeting with the NFL on November 12th, Sterger reportedly handed over her cell-phone records, a phone and a SIM data card, which investigators will use to trace an "electronic pathway." Of course all this digital forensics talk is just a fancy way of saying they'll be searching through Sterger's phone history, but with Tron: Legacy coming out everything now needs to sound like there are lasers involved.
Favre Sexting Victim Sterger Gives NFL "Substantial Materials"
For nearly two weeks, we've filled our dull days and sleepless nights with merciless anticipation, waiting and wondering if and when Jenn Sterger would talk to the NFL about being the victim of sexting abuse at the hands of football legend Brett Favre. The former Jets in-house sideline reporter finally spoke to officials yesterday, accompanied by her lawyer and her manager for an interview we imagine was more bone-chilling than the climactic Jack Nicholson courtroom scene in A Few Good Men. And it sounds like she gave them the truth they couldn't handle: "We can confirm that a meeting took place with the NFL today and we cooperated fully by providing them with substantial materials in our possession. We now await the NFL's decision," said Sterger's manager, Phil Reese. And we don't think "substantial materials" refers to Favre's banana (Instant Rimshot).
Sexting Victim Sterger Likely To Talk To NFL This Week
Former Jets in-house sideline reporter and frequent sext recipient Jenn Sterger hoped that her recent brush with infamy, due to accusations that Brett Favre sent sexually explicit photos to her, would propel her to new stratospheres of fame unseen since the days of Anita Hill. But instead, her football talk show The Daily Line was canceled this week, due to low ratings and low interest. And in a move that we're sure has nothing to do with that, Sterger's lawyer told ESPN that there's a "very strong likelihood" Sterger will meet with NFL officials this week.
Sterger's Friend Says She Laughed At Favre Penis Pics Too
There comes a time in every great unsubstantiated sext messaging controversy when the pursuit of truth falls to the wayside, and the buxom, corset-wearing vultures swoop in for a piece of the media pie. And we're ok with that, because every time another person alleges to have seen grandfather Brett Favre's naked penis in a picture message, a Green Bay Packers fan gets their wings.
Sterger Lost Nine Pounds On The Sexting Scandal Diet
Here's a new dieting trick for anyone who doesn't have Al Franken on speed dial: every time you're about to eat something fatty, think of Brett Favre's penis. It's apparently been working for former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger; her manager, Phil Reese, says she's so stressed that she has "lost nine pounds. She was already in model shape before, so it's not good if those nine pounds just go missing."
Report: Favre Admits To Leaving Voicemails, Denies Texts
According to a report from Fox Sports, football enthusiast Brett Favre admitted to NFL officials this week that he had left voicemails for former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. However, he denied that he had sent her inappropriate text messages and naked pictures. For her part, Sterger continues to play footsie with the NFL's investigation, but her lawyer refuted claims that Sterger was trying to extort money from Favre: "We haven't spoken with the Favre camp and Miss Sterger's credibility is not up for sale."
Video: The Rent Is Too Damn High On SNL
Emma Stone was the bubbly host on last night's new episode of Saturday Night Live; she played fellow redhead Lindsay Lohan in one sketch, but was woefully underused otherwise, barely featured in half the skits. The cold open was completely devoid of laughs, but there were sketches lampooning some of our favorites, including a commercial with Brett Favre and his "no fly" jeans, and a solid Weekend Update with the return of Stefon, and Kenan Thompson doing a faithful take on karate-expert Jimmy McMillan, promising "breakfast, lunch and dinner" for everyone if he's elected (we're still hoping for a Taiwanese CGI of McMillan). You can click through to see those segments, plus highlight "Baby Spanx."
New Allegations That Favre Booty-Called Reporter
Brett Favre may hold the record for most passing touchdowns in the NFL, but he also holds the record for most fumbles. And judging by new allegations today, he continually fumbled in his ill-conceived attempts at seducing former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. Favre, who is already accused of sending inappropriate text and picture messages to Sterger, allegedly called her for "sex" a year after he left the Jets. "The same number that was used to send the messages in 2008 is the same one used to call Jenn in 2009, when Favre was in New York to film [the HBO show] 'Joe Buck Live,'" an anonymous source (let's call him Deep Throw) told the Post.
Deanna Favre: Faith Is Cure For Brett's (Alleged) Scandal
Crocs-enthusiast Brett Favre met with NFL officials this week to discuss Banana Penisgate. Favre is accused of sending sexually explicit messages and pictures to former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger, as well as harassing two Jets team masseuses. The NFL has reportedly fast tracked the investigation, and all the interested parties are being questioned. Sterger, who has neither denied nor confirmed the allegations, has hired a lawyer to advise her and "pursue any potential remedies that may exist." Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio, who first broke the story over the summer, spoke with the VP of NFL Security this week. But one person in the Favre camp is talking up a storm: his wife, Deanna Favre.
Favre To Meet NFL To Discuss Banana Penisgate
Brett Favre and his banana penis saga have gotten recreated in CGI animation, mocked by Bill Maher, and will now face grilling by the NFL this week. On Tuesday, Favre will meet with NFL officials to discuss the accusations that he sent sexually explicit messages and pictures to former Jets in-house sideline reporter Jenn Sterger while with the NJ Jets. A source told the Daily News that Sterger was still refusing to cooperate with the NFL, and if Favre denies the allegations, he could escape any disciplinary measures. If they find evidence that Favre did send the pictures, he could be suspended, which might end his consecutives games starting streak, which is at a record 289 games currently.

