According to TMZ, as well as every Twitter user and website on the internet, British comedian Russell Brand has filed for divorce from pop starlet Katy Perry after 14 months of marriage. If Brand—a former heroin addict, sex addict, and recovering alcoholic—and Perry—a devout Christian who became famous due to a bi-curious hit single—can't make it, is there any hope for true love?
I Divorced A Girl: Russell Brand And Katy Perry Split Up
Is This The End Of Sonic Youth: Kim and Thurston Split
Psychic hearts no more: the coolest couple in the world, Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, announced that they were separating after 27 years of marriage, putting the future of the long-running alternative band in jeopardy. At the very end of Sonic Youth's Williamsburg Waterfront concert in August, Moore left the crowd with this final benediction: "Anything is possible through the power of love."
Derek Jeter, Minka Kelly Break Up
Whoa—move over, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, there's a big confirmed celebrity breakup... if you think Minka Kelly is a celebrity (yes, she is hot). Kelly, the fetching "Friday Night Lights" ingenue and star of the upcoming "Charlie's Angels" reboot, has broken up with Yankees captain Derek Jeter. A source told People, "They care about each other and it was amicable. They're still friends."
LCD Soundsystem Announce "Last Show Ever" At MSG
It's been a sad week in the world of rock: first, the White Stripes announced their dissolution, and now, LCD Soundsystem have formally announced the end of their group as well. The band, led by James Murphy, announced that their show at MSG on April 2nd will be their last one ever: "we are retiring from the game. gettin’ out. movin’ on. but for just one more night, we will be playing with friends and family for nearly 3 hours-playing stuff we’ve never played before and going out with a bang."
Park Slope: Celebrity Relationship Killer?
Did Park Slope break up Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift? The two dated briefly, but now People reports that they've already called it quits. We blame their decision to take the relationship to the Park Slope level a bit too soon. The neighborhood has traditionally been filled with celebrity couples that are really there, you know? A Jennifer Connelly and a Paul Bettany, a Maggie Gyllenhaal and a Peter Sarsgaard... these are couples who are ready for Park Slope. The strollers, the brownstones, the Co-op... there's a lot of pressure there, this is grown up stuff!
Video: Yoko Talks Beatles Breakup With Anderson Cooper
Recently Yoko Ono discussed that whole thing about breaking up The Beatles, with Anderson Cooper on CNN. She told him, "I think I was used as a scapegoat, and it's a very easy scapegoat, you know, Japanese woman." When he asks if she believes it was mostly about sexism and racism, she answers: "sexism, racism, but also just remember the United States and Britain were fighting with Japan in WWII, it was just after that in a way, so I could understand how they felt. [It hurt] in a way, but it was sort of like a distance thing... John and I were so close, and we were totally involved in each other."
Man Will Dump Your Girlfriend For You
Now for just the low, low fee of $10, you can enjoy the luxury of not having to breakup with your annoying significant other yourself. iDump4U.com is run by Brad in Iowa, and for $10 ($25 for breaking an engagement, $50 for divorce) he will call your mate and break up with them for you. He'll even do it in person if you pay for airfare and hotel! The best/worst part is, the conversation will be recorded on the internet for all to hear.
According To Anonymous Source: A-Rod's A Diva
It seems the Kate Hudson/A-Rod breakup is getting more attention than their relationship ever did. Today the Daily News says the starlet is shacked up at her family's Aspen chalet, where Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are helping are helping get over the Yankee. Meanwhile, her friends say, "Kate is better off. She had much better chemistry with Owen Wilson. Alex is such a diva. When he came to the London premiere of Nine, it was obvious he didn't like standing in the background." But his friends say he just wasn't ready for a serious relationship (typical), and that being together "helped her more than him."
Kate Hudson Shows Off Bod After Alleged Split With A-Rod
Taking tips from the NYU freshman who snapped shots of Jude Law during a private work out session, the NY Post has now splattered shots of Kate Hudson working out all over their pages. It's actually sort of creepy.
Subway Sweethearts Split, Speak Up
Patrick Moberg is back in the press, with news of a break-up with his subway sweetheart Camille Hayton. Last November the two connected after a missed connection, and within weeks appeared on Good Morning America, got the Nicole Kidman stamp of approval, and shopped their story around Hollywood. Now Reuters reports via the Sunday Telegraph that the couple only lasted for just two months, placing their break-up sometime in January -- even though it was reported the two hit the end of the line in December. While Moberg has stuck to his "no more press" rule, Hayton (currently taking acting classes and working three jobs) broke her silence and explained: "I think the situation was so intense that it bonded us in a way that you could mistake, I guess, for being more romantic than it was. I don't know. But I wanted to give it a go so I didn't wonder what if, what if?" Maybe their Hollywood rom-com will have a happier ending.
Chelsea Murder Victim Apparently Killed by Boyfriend During Break-Up
Police sources say that the woman found dead in her West 22nd Street apartment was killed by her boyfriend after she broke up with him.
After Same-Sex Unions, Courts Face Same-Sex Divorce
Two lawsuits currently wending their way through New York courts are forcing judges to grapple with the legal ramifications of “gay divorce.”
At Wake for Love, Mourners Lay Relationships to Rest
On Valentine’s Day eve over seventy heartbroken singles assembled at Brecht Forum to give the holiday a pre-emptive kiss off with a “Wake for Love." The star of the night was an actual coffin set up for the bereaved to toss unwanted mementos from their dead affairs; according to WNYC reporter Kathleen Horan, who planned the wake, some of the items sent to their graves included a wedding dress, The Bob Dylan Chronicles book and plenty of bitter Valentine cards made out to the exes. (Sample: "Have A Real Swell Valentine's in Hell!") Horan also reports “a great deal of flirting over at the cheese platter.”

