Chinatown buses are a cheap, easy way to get around the Northeast corridor, but man are they BORING. After the third replay of Ke$ha's new single we're searching for things to do. Yesterday, a Brooklyn man who decided to take matters into his own hand was arrested for masturbating on a Chinatown bus from Philly. "He was staring back at me the whole time," passenger Illiana Martinez tells the Post. "He wanted me to see him. He gave me a dirty look, like: 'Look what I'm doing on the bus.' " Yes but are you not entertained? more ›

After toppling 499 headstones in January, four teenagers were sentenced today in Middlesex County, NJ. The Star-Ledger reports the judge gave the teens, ages 15-17, 18 months probation, plus paying some of the damages, writing letters of apology, serving 100 hours of "community service keeping community cemeteries clean" and attending "a 12-week course studying the Holocaust." more ›