Soon enough, there will be one less lane of (car) traffic in Central Park. In addition to the new East/West pedestrian/bike path on 96th Street the Central Park Conservancy is now getting ready to drop one of the two car lanes on the open-to-cars-at-rush hour Terrace Drive in favor of a second bike lane. Olmstead and Vaux would be proud.
Central Park To Lose A Car Lane, Gain A Bike Path
Cyclist Ticketed For Riding Outside Bike Lane Fights Fine In State Supreme Court
Cyclist Evan Neumann was biking up Allen Street on the Lower East Side last February when he was pulled over by an NYPD officer and issued a ticket for something that isn't against the law in NYC. As Neumann was approaching Stanton Street, he checked behind him to make sure there was no oncoming traffic, and left the bike lane to switch to the right side of Allen, in order to make the right turn on Stanton. He was then issued a ticket for failing to use the bike lane. Thing is, cyclists are not legally required to stay in the bike lane in NYC in every situation.
Stupid PPW Bike Lane Lawsuit Costs City Over $140K, Not Including Idiotic Appeal
As you may have heard, the rich Park Slope crybabies who hate the popular Prospect Park West bike lane so much that they sued the city are suing the city yet again. They claim the DOT faked data to make the bike lane seem better than it is, and they've got a high-power attorney representing them pro bono, because those are the kind of perks you get when you're married to Senator Chuck Schumer. Their first lawsuit was thrown out because they filed their lawsuit after the statute of limitations had passed. The city had to spend $140,000 in legal fees to get that publicity stunt laughed out of court, and the meter's still running.
Columbus Ave Bike Lane Giving West Siders Plenty To Kvetch About
The bike lane on Columbus Avenue from West 96th Street to 77th Street has made the area safer and encouraged more people to ride bikes, the DOT told Community Board 7 last night. According to the DOT [pdf], there's been a 28 percent decrease in crashes with injuries since the bike lane, which is separated from traffic by a "floating" parking lane, was installed in March. The total number of crashes are down 34%, and fewer drivers are speeding, compared to the roadway north and south of the bike lane.
BREAKING: Judge Dismisses Lawsuit Against Prospect Park West Bike Lane
Big news: A judge has dismissed the lawsuit trying to block the Prospect Park West bike lane. Mayoral spokesman Marc La Vorgna Tweeted, "In a decision issued late today, the City prevails in Prospect Park West Bike Lane lawsuit. Judge dismisses plaintiffs claims. #bikenyc" The Department of Transportation's Twitter followed with, "City prevails in Prospect Park West bike path case! Details and links to come Wednesday morning. #bikenyc"
Councilwoman Lets Slip Plan For Bike Lane Invasion of Harlem
The DOT only just gave word that they would be expanding the popular bike lanes on First and Second Avenues up to 59th Street, so is it any surprise they aren't rushing to tell the world about their plans to bring the lanes all the way up to 125th Street? Of course not. But that doesn't mean those terrorist lanes won't be threatening Harlem soon enough. Maybe as early as next year!
Bike Lanes And Wal-Mart: New Yorkers Want BOTH
A new Quinnipiac University poll suggests that New Yorkers would flock to a local Wal-Mart—and preferably on bicycles in dedicated bike lanes. 69% of all New Yorkers say they would shop at Wal-Mart if it was convenient, and that support for Wal-Mart does not diminish much among Democrats and union members either. 68% of Democrats surveyed said they'd shop there, while 64% of union members surveyed said they'd give Wal-Mart their business, despite the company's previous labor troubles, which include hiring undocumented workers and forcing employees to work off the clock.
NY Post Blames Bike Lanes For Bad Business On Broadway
The Wall Street Journal may have announced earlier this summer that the bikes have won but don't tell that to the paper's scruffy sibling the Post. That tabloid, like some Upper East Side community boards, thinks the battle is still on and today anti-bicycle zealot Steve Cuozzo has posted another report from the front line: Broadway between Columbus Circle and Times Square, where the bike lanes are supposedly murdering businesses.
The Day Before Judgment Day: Your Rapturist Is In My Bike Lane
According to Family Radio preacher/rambler Harold Camping, the Apocalypse is due to start tomorrow at 6 p.m. standard time in every time zone around the world (most likely with an earthquake). And as you might imagine, people are preparing for it in all the ridiculous and amusing ways you could hope for...after all, when else will you get to use those Rapture pick-up lines you've been saving up?
Homeland Security "Protecting" Bike Lane Outside Apple Store
A reader sent us this photo showing a Department of Homeland Security vehicle parked in the bike lane on Prince Street outside the Apple Store in SoHo today. We're told the operators of the vehicle were browsing "leisurely" upstairs at the store, and our tipster believes one of them had a genius bar appointment. Obviously, this was a matter of vital national security, and while we're waiting to hear back from the Homeland Security spokesperson, we'll just assume the bike lane terror threat level is currently "elevated."
Family Ride To Support The PPW Bike Lane On Sunday
It would be a mighty understatement to say that the Prospect Park West bike lane has garnered a hearty amount of criticism and controversy in its young life. When anything can cause as many lawsuits, bile-filled community board meetings, and Marty Markowitz conspiracy theories as the PPW bike lane has, then the word controversy doesn't really do it justice. However, if you're the kind of person who wants to support the PPW bike lane and maybe isn't so into all the vitriol surrounding it, there is a decidedly non-controversial PPW family ride in support of the bike lane scheduled for Sunday.
Bike Lane Hater Equates Lanes to 9/11, And Other Insights
This week New York magazine's cover story concerns the battle over bike lanes, and if you've been following along with this ongoing saga, you won't be surprised that the in-depth article is full of reasonable, circumspect, and totally-not-paranoid statements from both sides of the debate. Here are our five favorite:
Photo: Ides (Pies) Of March Puts SUV-Driving "Marty" In PPW Bike Lane
We're still waiting to see more photos from yesterday's Ides (Pies) of March Bike Ride, but Time's Up! Tweeted a photo of some special Prospect Park bike lane opponents in a "SUV"—it's Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly, Senator Chuck Schumer, former DOT commissioner Iris Weinshall (and wife of Schumer), and former deputy mayor Norman Steisel.
Guess The Year: Your Bowler Hat Is In My Bike Lane Edition
[UPDATE BELOW] You think today's cyclists have it rough? Way back when they had to make their own bike lanes, pushing through men in bowler hats! Can you guess the year this photo was taken? We'll update later with the answer and more details.
PPW Bike Lane Foes Want "Compromise" Lane on 8th Ave
Tomorrow Brooklyn's Community Board 6 transportation committee will vote on the DOT's proposed changes to the famous Prospect Park West bike lane in Park Slope. Among the adjustments on the table: installing rumble strips at intersections to slow cyclists down, narrowing the buffer between the bike lane and the floating parking lane in order to widen the traffic lane, and installing raised cement pedestrian refuges to give people a better view of oncoming cyclists (and keep cars from illegally parking there). But the bike lane's determined opponents have another idea: relocating half of the bike lane to Eighth Avenue, a block west.
Video: The Ultimate Anti-Bike Lane Rant
If Gandalf the Grey was brought to life in Brooklyn, deprived of his magic wand and put under a magic spell that made him curse like a sailor, he might sound a little something like this gentleman. YouTube user MessiahSez is possessed of a deep, abiding hatred for bike lanes, which must make his marriage quite lively, since his wife happens to be "a very big environmentalist and bike lane advocate." Perhaps that's why he's so pissed off. In this video, he settles the great Prospect Park West bike lane debate once and for all with a decisive deployment of F-bombs. If you've got sensitive ears or workplace rules about vulgarities, it's time to put on the earmuffs:
Video: PPW Bike Lane Community Board Rant-A-Thon
"It's open night mic on bike lanes tonight," announced Community Board 6 Chairman Daniel Kummer at the start of last night's public hearing on the infamous Prospect Park West bike lane in Park Slope. (You may have read about it... in the UK's Guardian!) The two-and-a-half hour meeting, held in the muggy auditorium at John Jay High School, drew an overwhelming number of bike lane supporters. Out of an estimated 350 people in attendance, perhaps a dozen spoke against the bike lane through the course of the evening. Here's video of the most spirited bike lane boosters and detractors:
Tonight: Cyclists, Anti-Cyclists Rumble Over PPW Bike Lane
Tonight may prove to be a pivotal night in the battle over the controversial Prospect Park West bike lane. Just days after a well-connected group of local residents sued the DOT over the bike lane, the local Community Board is holding a meeting to discuss the hot topic. Citing a decrease in accidents and speeding on PPW, the DOT wants to make the bike lane permanent, but to do so they'll need the blessing of the Community Board. The anti-bike lane lobby would have you believe that the DOT rammed this bike lane down the neighborhood's throat in the dead of night, but it's worth recalling that it was this same Community Board that asked the DOT to study a two-way separated bike lane on PPW back in 2007.
Debunking The New Yorker's Anti-Bike Lane Screed
New Yorker columnist John Cassidy usually writes about economics, but he also drives a Jaguar around NYC, and the man is sick and tired of seeing bike lanes "poach on our territory." The phrase is telling, because it underscores Cassidy's unsustainable and ahistorical assumption that streets are for cars and cars alone (we remember when horses and bikes shared the roads). His smug, ill-informed essay applauds the anti-bike lane backlash, but not because Cassidy has anything against cyclists, mind you; he used to ride a bike himself, back when he was in college at Oxford and a dissolute East Villager in his 20s:
6 Out of 6 Local Pedestrians Agree: The PPW Bike Lane Stinks
After yesterday's lawsuit was filed against the DOT to remove the newly installed bike lane on Prospect Park West, we couldn't help but wonder, just as Jerry Seinfeld asked of Del Boca Vista, "What is going on in this community?!" So today we stopped strolling Slopers to ask them how they felt about the bike lane, and guess what? Their answers didn't exactly echo the results of Council Brad Lander's glowing survey. Granted, we only spoke with six, but each one told us a different variation on the same story: bicyclists ignore traffic signals, threaten down old ladies and even curse at babies! Here's the earful we got:
Park Slope Big Shots Sue DOT Over PPW Bike Lane
Two groups of Park Slope residents opposed to the controversial Prospect Park West bike lane have filed a lawsuit against the DOT to get it removed. The well-connected group Neighbors for Better Bike Lanes—whose members include former NYC DOT commissioner (and wife of Chuck Schumer) Iris Weinshall and former Sanitation Commissioner Norman Steisel—filed the lawsuit this afternoon along with the group Seniors for Safety. Not only does the lawsuit (which you can read in its entirety below) accuse the DOT of conducting a misleading analysis of the bike lane's impact, but it also accuses the DOT of working with cycling advocates to smear the lane's opponents. And the plaintiffs obtained juicy e-mails to prove it.
Nifty Pie Chart Puts the Lie to Anti-Bike Lane Hysteria
Judging by all the hysteria from motorists who are mad as hell and not going to take anymore encroachment on their turf, you'd think the DOT's Janette "Sadist"-Khan had gone and transformed every vital thoroughfare into grassy promenade for cyclists, pedestrians, and opium cultivation. As one Brooklyn Community Board member put it when the bike lane war first exploded back in 2008, "You can’t accommodate every single street with a bike lane." Well the DOT showed him, because look at the city now: bike lanes EVERYWHERE! Or are they...
Video: Now Cyclists Want Bike Racks on Buses, Too!
We give them special little lanes for their bikes, we commission David Byrne to design artsy racks where they can lock them up, we even let them borrow bikes for free when they come to Governors Island for their precious MIA concerts. But it's never enough! Now some needy cycling advocates say they should be able to load their bikes onto the fronts of buses, like they do in other cities like Chicago, Las Vegas, and Kansas City. What's next, raising the height of bridges so cyclists can ride under with their tall bikes without bumping their delicate heads?
Bloody Outrage? Blood Bus Blocks Broadway Bike Lane
Bike messenger Cassandra Castillo sent us this photo of a New York Blood Center blood donation bus parked in the dedicated bike lane on Broadway, near the intersection of 19th Street. Is it okay to block a bike lane if it's not an emergency, as long as it's for a good cause? Maybe sometimes in order to save lives you have to put other lives at risk! And considering how fast motorists race down Broadway (the deadliest street in NYC), this bus is definitely putting cyclists' lives at risk, by forcing them to swerve out into traffic. So we asked the Blood Center if bike lanes routinely serve as parking spots for their buses.
NY Post Now Simply Publishing Anti-Bike Lane Letters
The NY Post HATES the bike lanes because they take street space away from cars, and they inconvenience columnist Steve Cuozzo when he walks to work through Times Square. But it's a challenge to come up with a new rabble-rousing anti-cyclist article seven days a week. So to fill the gap when there's no bike lane "news" to "report," the tabloid has come up with an easy solution: just pull some anti-bike lane mail from the inbox to fill the column inches. Voila, the haterade is stirred another day! Here's what NY Post reader G. Davis of Staten Island has to say:
Bloomberg and DOT Booed Over Bike Lanes
A group of angry Queens residents booed a DOT representative and Mayor Bloomberg at a community meeting in the Rockaways last night, according to accounts in the Daily News and the Post. The jeers erupted after one local resident asked the DOT to get rid of the bike lanes that were installed last summer on the main thoroughfare of Beach Channel Drive. The response from Maura McCarthy, the DOT’s Queens Borough Commissioner, didn't go over too well.
Should Sanitation Workers Shovel Bike Lanes So Soon?
Is it appropriate for the Department of Sanitation to clear snow off bike lanes before every single street in New York City is made hospitable to motor vehicles? Not in the pages of the NY Post, where the tabloid is stirring up anti-bike lane ire with two straight days of reportage on the utter outrage of snow-free bike lanes. Yesterday reporters spotted six workers shoveling the bike path on Columbus Avenue, and got a perfect quote from an anonymous Sanitation Department staffer:
Should Cyclists Be Forced to Register? Should Marty Sing?
Two very controversial things happened at yesterday's big City Council meeting to talk about bike lanes, and how they're ruining Christmas. First, City Council member David Greenfield proposed mandatory registering for all bike riders, the same way drivers have to register with the DMV. (DBV does have a nice ring to it.) Second: Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, inveterate cornball and bike lane enemy, sang a song against bike lanes to the tune of "My Favorite Things." Here's cringe-worthy video of Marty's ditty, which he insists "summarizes this whole issue, period!"
Shocker: On Freezing Day, Bike Lane Sees Few Cyclists
Today the City Council held a packed public hearing on bike lanes, to address a perceived outcry from New Yorkers who say the DOT's rapid expansion of bike lanes is killing all the baby unicorns. And not so coincidentally, the Times also published a hit piece today about the recent bike lanes added to Columbus Avenue, where the typical crowd of business owners have been chafing at the changes. Reporter Joseph Berger wonders if the bike lane is worth inconveniencing motorists, because he spotted very few cyclists when he checked it out for a half hour on Monday morning... when it was 33 degrees and snowing.
Survey Says Controversial PPW Bike Lane Is a Hit!
A recent survey conducted by Councilmembers Brad Lander and Stephen Levin suggests that for all the hubbub over the newish bike lanes along Prospect Park West in Park Slope, the overwhelming majority of Brooklyn residents are actually in favor of the traumatic change wrought by the DOT. Out of the 3,000 respondents, 78 percent say they favor the bike lane to some degree, with 22 percent calling on the DOT to revert back to the previous design, with three lanes of traffic. But along Prospect Park West itself, dissent was more pronounced.

